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Post by riccyfuller93 on Mar 31, 2013 17:46:26 GMT
I wonder what actually goes on in the dressing room at half time, I think he gathers them all round and tells them "Hard work will always beat talent if talent doesn't work hard."
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Post by dadofsam on Mar 31, 2013 18:40:20 GMT
He goes from player to player shouting in their face, "Goooaaaarrrn (insert player's name here)" Apart from SJW and Crouch who get a big, sloppy kiss
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Mar 31, 2013 19:34:16 GMT
He should start doing them on the pitch, that usually works out well.
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Post by whereami on Mar 31, 2013 20:05:07 GMT
COME IN TO THE DRESSING ROOM BEGO!
SIT DOWN BEGO!
MAAAARC! MAAARC!! COME INTO THE DRESSING ROOM MARC!
SIT DOWN MARC!
RY, RYYYEEEE!!!! COME INTO THE DRESSING ROOM RY!!
etc
by the time this has played out its time for the 2nd half
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Mar 31, 2013 20:49:22 GMT
COME IN TO THE DRESSING ROOM BEGO! SIT DOWN BEGO! MAAAARC! MAAARC!! COME INTO THE DRESSING ROOM MARC! SIT DOWN MARC! RY, RYYYEEEE!!!! COME INTO THE DRESSING ROOM RY!! etc by the time this has played out its time for the 2nd half Genius  |
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Post by skip on Mar 31, 2013 21:23:30 GMT
I have a horribly feeling that he stands there stewing whilst kemp pushes his first half notes in the faces of the players.
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Post by whereami on Mar 31, 2013 21:40:31 GMT
I have a horribly feeling that he stands there stewing whilst the lively and inventive Dave Kemp pushes his first half notes in the faces of the players. FYP |
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Post by skip on Apr 1, 2013 0:58:26 GMT
That's even more horrid.
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Post by onionman on Apr 1, 2013 1:11:47 GMT
He paints pictures on the dressing room wall, and the players have to guess what he's painting before half-time ends.
It's always a picture of a house.
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Post by whereami on Apr 1, 2013 1:26:51 GMT
I cant read the name without seeing the description any more. That a national newspaper meant for it to be taken seriously gives it a touch of comic genius
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Post by sage on Apr 1, 2013 6:23:08 GMT
He paints pictures on the dressing room wall, and the players have to guess what he's painting before half-time ends. It's always a picture of a house. Only the front of a house, no doubt. Tone's got no time for the rest. |
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Post by greyman on Apr 1, 2013 7:55:24 GMT
I think in all seriousness he tells them what he believes - that the reason what they're doing isn't working is because they're not doing enough of it. Like a man who thinks the reason the screw isn't going into the wall is because he's not hitting it hard enough with the hammer.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 1, 2013 8:09:51 GMT
Walters,"OK Tone, can you extract your Cock from my arse please,I have to go run around a lot for another 45mins."
Pulis",Gooooaaaarrrrrnnn Jon"
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Post by onionman on Apr 1, 2013 9:35:24 GMT
He paints pictures on the dressing room wall, and the players have to guess what he's painting before half-time ends. It's always a picture of a house. Only the front of a house, no doubt. Tone's got no time for the rest. Yes, a one-dimensional drawing, certainly. |
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