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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2013 12:44:40 GMT
(If anybody can photoshop an image of "When Harry met Sally, feel free to stick it on  ) Tony “I love that you never get tired, despite running 71 miles in training. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order steak and chips. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts for shouting GOOAARRRRNNN JON. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your aftershave on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because Owen isn’t tall enough. I came here tonight because when you’ve found the player that is the first name on your team sheet, you want the rest of your games as a manager to start as soon as possible.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tony “I've been doing a lot of thinking Jon, and the thing is, I love you.” Jon “What?” Tony “I love you.” Jon “How do you expect me to respond to this?” Tony “How about, you love me too.” Jon “How about fuck off, I'm leaving.” p.s. I'm bored, and it's Friday (Kind of) |
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Post by foster on Mar 28, 2013 13:11:51 GMT
Dear Jon, I don't have much time. I don't mean literally, I mean you're out running laps and you'll be home soon. But I have a feeling this is the last letter, because there is only one thing left to tell you. It isn't to go down memory lane or make you buy a compass, you can take care of yourself without any help from me. It's to tell you how much you move me, how you changed me. You made me a man, by loving me Jon. And for that, I am eternally grateful... literally. If you can promise me anything, promise me that whenever you're sad, or unsure, or you lose complete faith, that you'll try to see yourself through my eyes. Thank you for the honor of being my number 1 striker. I'm a man with no regrets. How lucky am I. You made my life, Jon. But I'm just one chapter in yours. There'll be more. I promise. So here it comes, the big one. Don't be afraid to fall in love again. Watch out for that signal, when life as you know it ends.
P.S. I love you.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2013 13:16:41 GMT
P.S. GOOOAARRRRNNNNNN JON
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Post by BigKahunaBurger on Mar 28, 2013 13:20:36 GMT
Haha great stuff
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Post by mondeostokie on Mar 28, 2013 13:23:07 GMT
Trappatoni loves Him too.
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Post by foster on Mar 28, 2013 13:36:54 GMT
Jon: Why'd you leave? Why'd you walk away like that?
Trappatoni: Life's too short, kid.
Jon: Where you goin?
Trappatoni: I'm goin on a permanent vacation.
Jon: What are you talkin about? We got more qualification games coming up?.
Trappatoni: No, no, not me, you.
Jon: Why you doin this?
[Trappatoni doesn't answer]
Jon: I said why you doin this?
Trappatoni: Because you can't win, Jon! Pulis will kill you to death inside of three months!
Jon: You're crazy!
Trappatoni: What else is new?
Jon: He's just another manager!
Trappatoni: No he ain't just another manager. This guy is a wrecking machine and he's hungry! Hell, you ain't been hungry since you were partnered with KJ!
Jon: Aw, what are you talking about I've had 10 career goals to my name?
Trappatoni: That was easy!
Jon: What do you mean easy?
Trappatoni: They was harder to miss than to score!
Jon: Set ups?
Trappatoni: Nah they wasn't set ups! They was good goals but they wasn't screamers. Tone will knock you into tomorrow, Jon!
Jon: Jeez, Trappa. Why'd you do it?
Trappatoni: Because the beating that you got from Tone should've killed you already, kid. It didn't. It was my job to keep you fit and to keep you healthy.
Jon: You really don't think I got nothing left do give?
Trappatoni: Well, Jon, let's put it this way. Now, three years ago you was supernatural. You was hard and you was nasty and you had this cast-iron jaw but then the worst thing happened to you, that could happen to any player. You got tired!!
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Post by foster on Mar 28, 2013 13:46:09 GMT
Jon: Tone! Tone!
Tone: Jon!
Jon: Tone!
Tone: Jon!
Jon: Hey, where's your cap?
Tone: I love you!
Jon: I love you.
Tone: [grabs and hugs Jon] I love you!
Jon: [out of breath] I love you. I love you.
Tone: I love you!
Jon: I love you. I love you.
Tone: I love you! …GOOAARRRRNNN JON!
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Post by harrysburrow on Mar 28, 2013 21:54:42 GMT
Jon: Tone! Tone! Tone: Jon! Jon: Tone! Tone: Jon! Jon: Hey, where's your cap? Tone: I love you! Jon: I love you. Tone: [grabs and hugs Jon] I love you! Jon: [out of breath] I love you. I love you. Tone: I love you! Jon: I love you. I love you. Tone: I love you! …GOOAARRRRNNN JON!  |
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Post by swampySCFC on Mar 28, 2013 23:01:22 GMT
??? ??? (If anybody can photoshop an image of "When Harry met Sally, feel free to stick it on ) Tony “I love that you never get tired, despite running 71 miles in training. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order steak and chips. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts for shouting GOOAARRRRNNN JON. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your aftershave on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because Owen isn’t tall enough. I came here tonight because when you’ve found the player that is the first name on your team sheet, you want the rest of your games as a manager to start as soon as possible.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tony “I've been doing a lot of thinking Jon, and the thing is, I love you.” Jon “What?” Tony “I love you.” Jon “How do you expect me to respond to this?” Tony “How about, you love me too.” Jon “How about fuck off, I'm leaving.” p.s. I'm bored, and it's Friday (Kind of) Why do you bother mate. you are seriously not funny |
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Post by foster on Mar 29, 2013 0:37:36 GMT
??? ??? (If anybody can photoshop an image of "When Harry met Sally, feel free to stick it on ) Tony “I love that you never get tired, despite running 71 miles in training. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order steak and chips. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts for shouting GOOAARRRRNNN JON. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your aftershave on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because Owen isn’t tall enough. I came here tonight because when you’ve found the player that is the first name on your team sheet, you want the rest of your games as a manager to start as soon as possible.” ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tony “I've been doing a lot of thinking Jon, and the thing is, I love you.” Jon “What?” Tony “I love you.” Jon “How do you expect me to respond to this?” Tony “How about, you love me too.” Jon “How about fuck off, I'm leaving.” p.s. I'm bored, and it's Friday (Kind of) Why do you bother mate. you are seriously not funny I disagree. Him and Ramblers are the two funniest posters on here. |
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Post by foster on Mar 29, 2013 1:05:41 GMT
Jon: I know why you're here, Tone. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your team sheet. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Tone, It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
Tone,: What is a full back?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2013 9:48:15 GMT
It wasn't a brilliant effort Swampy, agreed. Good work by Foster though |
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Post by Stokie Mcpot on Mar 29, 2013 10:28:48 GMT
I personally prefer this parody of that film.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Mar 29, 2013 12:24:31 GMT
"Jon can you suck my Cock"?
"FFS Tony,I have been sucking it for more than 2 seasons,can I have a rest"?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2013 12:54:08 GMT
(If anybody can photoshop an image of "When Harry met Sally, feel free to stick it on ) I know you wont believe me, but this has just quickly been put together for you WD  |
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Post by huddersstokie on Mar 29, 2013 14:12:27 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2013 14:29:27 GMT
That is absolutely class!! But first make sure you clear it with Swampy first  |
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