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Post by slother on Mar 22, 2013 6:15:06 GMT
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Mar 22, 2013 6:26:51 GMT
Already a thread on the front page. Admittedly it is titled Danish Striker. Possibly time to give him his own thread.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2013 6:27:44 GMT
A spell on loan at Northampton is just what the fella needs  |
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Post by hooftastic on Mar 22, 2013 7:22:36 GMT
Isn't he from planet of the apes?
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Post by somersetstokie on Mar 22, 2013 7:38:07 GMT
Anyone remember a much hyped young nordic striker that we signed round about 2000. Probably came from third tier in Norway.But tremendous scoring record. Predictably never made it, though we had high hopes for him.
No I'm not confusing him with any of the Icelandic contingent. This guy had links to Sweden or Norway.
Just cant remember who he was.
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Mar 22, 2013 8:04:53 GMT
Anyone remember a much hyped young nordic striker that we signed round about 2000. Probably came from third tier in Norway.But tremendous scoring record. Predictably never made it, though we had high hopes for him. No I'm not confusing him with any of the Icelandic contingent. This guy had links to Sweden or Norway. Just cant remember who he was. You aren't talking about Ole Albrigtsen, the flying postman are you perchance? I do remember at least two people who for their own dignity I won't name who were excited by his arrival. He was so unfit that after the rest of the squad had done one lap of the training ground he was nearly one lap behind. Gudjon was sort of talked into signing him after he scored a couple of goals in a trial match but the telling comment was that he described him as "blowing out of his arse" after ten minutes. He was dreadful but I fondly remember him playing for the reserves at Wrexham observed by Davef and Smudge. They were updating me on how dreadful he was but in the last minute he swung his ball at the ball as he couldn't run anymore and it flew in the net. There was immediately the predictable clamour "on ere" to put him immediately into the first team. Happy days. ;D |
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Post by Danstoke82 on Mar 22, 2013 8:06:17 GMT
Wont happen.
He's untested in this league. Pulis wont go for him.
Good day sir.
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Post by mcf on Mar 22, 2013 8:08:03 GMT
There were well more than 2.
Tel was one of them. ;D
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Mar 22, 2013 8:11:37 GMT
There were well more than 2. Tel was one of them. ;D I wasnt going to mention names but as you have started I think Forny was a bit smitten too. That is when the pair of them weren't advocating Wayne Thomas for a position in central midfield! ;D |
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Post by somersetstokie on Mar 22, 2013 8:16:29 GMT
Thanks for that. Yes. Ole Albrightson. Strange that he should come to mind as soon as there is talk of a hot new signing from Sweden.
History repeating itself perhaps?
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Mar 22, 2013 8:18:54 GMT
Thanks for that. Yes. Ole Albrightson. Strange that he should come to mind as soon as there is talk of a hot new signing from Sweden. History repeating itself perhaps/ Even stranger as Ole was Norwegian. ;D |
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Post by landofhopeandglory on Mar 22, 2013 8:19:59 GMT
he will go straight to walsall on loan
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Post by mcf on Mar 22, 2013 8:24:05 GMT
Wayne fucking Thomas...the one player that people loved but I think I described as a 'mistake ridden wank basket'.
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Post by Binndy on Mar 22, 2013 8:31:29 GMT
The management plan seems to be,to bring in experienced youngsters and then the odd academy player. To save money and to build a longer term squad. The last few years has been to bring in anyone who will keep stoke city in the PL, even if they dont fit the system and next season seems to be, long term solid foundations with youngsters for hopefully many years in the PL,
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Post by scfcwebby on Mar 22, 2013 8:47:45 GMT
Anyone remember a much hyped young nordic striker that we signed round about 2000. Probably came from third tier in Norway.But tremendous scoring record. Predictably never made it, though we had high hopes for him. No I'm not confusing him with any of the Icelandic contingent. This guy had links to Sweden or Norway. Just cant remember who he was. You aren't talking about Ole Albrigtsen, the flying postman are you perchance? I do remember at least two people who for their own dignity I won't name who were excited by his arrival. He was so unfit that after the rest of the squad had done one lap of the training ground he was nearly one lap behind. Gudjon was sort of talked into signing him after he scored a couple of goals in a trial match but the telling comment was that he described him as "blowing out of his arse" after ten minutes. He was dreadful but I fondly remember him playing for the reserves at Wrexham observed by Davef and Smudge. They were updating me on how dreadful he was but in the last minute he swung his ball at the ball as he couldn't run anymore and it flew in the net. There was immediately the predictable clamour "on ere" to put him immediately into the first team. Happy days. ;D He swung his ball at the ball??? Surely two balls on the pitch at the time would class as cheating? ??? No wonder he scored ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by somersetstokie on Mar 22, 2013 8:48:43 GMT
There's a plan? When did this happen.
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Mar 22, 2013 8:52:23 GMT
There were well more than 2. Tel was one of them. ;D I wasnt going to mention names but as you have started I think Forny was a bit smitten too. That is when the pair of them weren't advocating Wayne Thomas for a position in central midfield! ;D At least I can remember that Ole was a Policeman not a Postman. |
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Mar 22, 2013 9:05:46 GMT
I wasnt going to mention names but as you have started I think Forny was a bit smitten too. That is when the pair of them weren't advocating Wayne Thomas for a position in central midfield! ;D At least I can remember that Ole was a Policeman not a Postman. It would have been more helpful if you had twigged he was a wank footballer in the context of what we wanted though! ;D |
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Post by MuddyWoody on Mar 22, 2013 9:22:50 GMT
Wayne fucking Thomas...the one player that people loved but I think I described as a 'mistake ridden wank basket'. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Mar 22, 2013 9:25:24 GMT
At least I can remember that Ole was a Policeman not a Postman. It would have been more helpful if you had twigged he was a wank footballer in the context of what we wanted though! ;D Unlike Tel, I at least have the excuse that I never saw him play! ;D |
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Post by BigKahunaBurger on Mar 22, 2013 9:27:30 GMT
Awesome on FM. Sign him up!
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Mar 22, 2013 9:32:12 GMT
It would have been more helpful if you had twigged he was a wank footballer in the context of what we wanted though! ;D Unlike Tel, I at least have the excuse that I never saw him play! ;D Fair comment. Ole actually used to post on here too! I think that was where Tel fell in love with him!  |
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Mar 22, 2013 9:51:28 GMT
Unlike Tel, I at least have the excuse that I never saw him play! ;D Fair comment. Ole actually used to post on here too! I think that was where Tel fell in love with him! Yes, we signed him just before we played Everton at home in the FA Cup. And Ole was on here speculating as to whether he would be in the starting eleven or on the bench! ;D It's good for people to have dreams even if they don't work out. As I recall, at least Ole got paid £80k per annum for his dream.  I met him in D's a few times and he was a nice bloke. |
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Post by boskampsflaps on Mar 22, 2013 12:07:30 GMT
Wont happen. He's untested in this league. Pulis wont go for him. Good day sir. Who's that left winger we signed from the US, I forget his name |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2013 12:17:38 GMT
Ooh look, we're now looking at europe.  I think we can expect a lot more of these new direction stories while season tickets are on sale. Before long we'll have stories that we are in discussions with Messi. |
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Post by unknown182 on Mar 22, 2013 12:28:03 GMT
Cornelius has been linked with Arsenal and Man utd as well.
I can't see him signing for us
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Post by ohbottom on Mar 22, 2013 12:36:18 GMT
You aren't talking about Ole Albrigtsen, the flying postman are you perchance? I do remember at least two people who for their own dignity I won't name who were excited by his arrival. He was so unfit that after the rest of the squad had done one lap of the training ground he was nearly one lap behind. Gudjon was sort of talked into signing him after he scored a couple of goals in a trial match but the telling comment was that he described him as "blowing out of his arse" after ten minutes. He was dreadful but I fondly remember him playing for the reserves at Wrexham observed by Davef and Smudge. They were updating me on how dreadful he was but in the last minute he swung his ball at the ball as he couldn't run anymore and it flew in the net. There was immediately the predictable clamour "on ere" to put him immediately into the first team. Happy days. ;D He swung his ball at the ball??? Surely two balls on the pitch at the time would class as cheating? ??? No wonder he scored ;D ;D ;D He had enormous dangly testicles. They were his secret weapon. |
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Post by lordb on Mar 23, 2013 15:21:58 GMT
scored last night
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Post by daviesall on Mar 23, 2013 15:42:10 GMT
come to stoke city and get the football dulled out of him by pulis ball i think not
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Post by harrysburrow on Mar 23, 2013 16:47:44 GMT
Isn't he from planet of the apes? You can't say that mate  |
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