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Post by johnbutlershair on Mar 14, 2013 15:50:26 GMT
'I'm just destroying my cereals!' (What I've managed to do there is combine the Partridge element of the thread and the cereal aspect) Now, Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave. Now I would eat Rice Krispies right from Jets........(insert your own image here)
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Post by dutchstokie on Mar 14, 2013 15:51:14 GMT
You farmers, you don't like outsiders, do you? You like to stick to your own. You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. Do you deny that? No, I think her silence speaks volumes. Oi watch it !!! ;D
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Post by johnbutlershair on Mar 14, 2013 16:01:49 GMT
Can I just add as well, my tastes in cereal in no way reflect my taste in football........................... I fucking love bran flakes
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Post by onionman on Mar 14, 2013 16:10:24 GMT
Can I just add as well, my tastes in cereal in no way reflect my taste in football........................... I fucking love bran flakes Branflakes ... the 4-4-1-1 of cereals, with centre-backs at full-back, Whelan in the cage and a full-back on the wing. They may be boring as fuck, but build your life around a good solid Branflake breakfast every single day and you will never, never, never get constipated.
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 14, 2013 16:10:38 GMT
Oatcakes are the only cereal...
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Post by johnbutlershair on Mar 14, 2013 16:12:24 GMT
Can I just add as well, my tastes in cereal in no way reflect my taste in football........................... I fucking love bran flakes Branflakes ... the 4-4-1-1 of cereals, with centre-backs at full-back, Whelan in the cage and a full-back on the wing. They may be boring as fuck, but build your life around a good solid Branflake breakfast every single day and you will never, never, never get constipated. Bran Flakes do generate a lot of shit though!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2013 16:13:35 GMT
Oatcakes are the only cereal... have you ever tried pouring milk on oatcakes mate? just doesn't work in any sense
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Post by kristoff on Mar 14, 2013 16:13:43 GMT
Oatcakes are the only cereal... Is that some form of dig that Oatbix are better than Weetabix???
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Post by johnbutlershair on Mar 14, 2013 16:15:16 GMT
Why why why is anyone even suggesting another cereal!? Anybody who has anything other than Rice Krispies should just fuck off up the Vale, and I hope you get a good kicking at breakfast as well. I hope you choke on your Ricicles!!!
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Post by kristoff on Mar 14, 2013 16:19:01 GMT
Calm down mate, ive heard they put toilet water on Museli over there
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Post by johnbutlershair on Mar 14, 2013 16:23:32 GMT
Carlsberg don't do threads, but if they did this would possibly be it!
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 14, 2013 16:28:27 GMT
"have you ever tried pouring milk on oatcakes mate? just doesn't work in any sense"
Have you ever heard of hard milk. Its called chayse!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2013 16:36:28 GMT
"have you ever tried pouring milk on oatcakes mate? just doesn't work in any sense" Have you ever heard of hard milk. Its called chayse!!! ;D
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Post by stokeyscrew on Mar 14, 2013 16:38:00 GMT
Carlsberg don't do threads, but if they did this would possibly be it! +1
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