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Post by midfielder on Apr 18, 2008 8:57:02 GMT
Was just recalling my most embarassing moment ever, which just so happened to occur during a game. We were losing at home to Crewe in our relegation season and it was just abysmal. Im not the most laid back of fans; one of those twats that always jump up and shout about anything.
For me this horrendous display was just too much!! As the crowd fell quiet adrenalin, anger and frustration (we were losing 3-1!!) all combined to spark me into an extremely vocal rant at the boys.
Now I was going through a period of changes; bodily changes, and no less than a second into said rant my voice broke sending me into a high pitch scream. I just couldnt stop though, it was the adrenalin you see- "Fuckin hell Stoke, what the f**** are you playing at, this is Crewe for f***s sake etc etc I carried on for about three mins screaming and then when I stopped the silence was deafening the Boothen turned collectively and laughed, my mate and his dad distanced themselves and some cocky sod shouted "Vote Gareth!!" Horrendous, just horrendous. I think Gavin Ward even chuckled.
Anyone had anything worse? I once saw a bloke in the family stand trip and fall onto the plastic dividing tape that they hang over the seats, he rolled down right to the edge of the pitch!! Much more entertaining than watching O'Neill Donaldson!!
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Apr 18, 2008 9:00:56 GMT
At Torquay- was sat with the Torquay fans and got really aggitated with Junior Bent for not closing down the defender Stood up and yelled 'Get up his arse, Bent' which resulted in howls of laughter- of all the players I could have yelled it at.  |
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Post by tom1potter on Apr 18, 2008 9:07:09 GMT
Walking back towards Stoke after a match i sneezed and the pressure created resulted in me farting unbelievably loud!! Considering we were outside and a few people around me were pissing themselves - it was quite an achievement! Very embarrasing though! ;D
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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 18, 2008 9:12:37 GMT
;D Pisser Bro
Wish I was there for that
Mines gotta be last season, went pub with my mate before hand, cant remember which game, We both were in the Tavern from 12 till 2ish - got a taxi to the ground, straight into the bar at the brit for a quick one, by then we were absolutely leatherd.
My mate walks up the steps to his seat (just about) - and theres me all over the place at the bottom of block 25, i tried to put a foot onto the first step to go up to my seat and my foot slipped - fell onto the seat on my left - head hit the rim(hard bit!!!!) of the chair... Come out with a right nasty head wound. Was fair cold n i couldent feel my ear for a good day n half after my head made contact with chair ;D
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Post by ManderBeast on Apr 18, 2008 9:14:35 GMT
Not quite an embarrassing moment but a funny moment....
We played Wallsall at home, won 2-1 i think :S , Anywaysit was when Merson played for em & got heckled off the park...
As Wilson for Stoke jus came on.. the announcer said his name & a round of applause, then silence..
i took up this opportunity to perform my quick whit by screaming 'Wwwwiiiillllllllssssssssssssoooooooonnnnnn!!!' , at the top of my voice, like when Tom Hanks lost his ball in Cast Away!
- got a delayed laughter from everyone as it took a good few seconds to catch up!!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 18, 2008 9:16:02 GMT
May I add - It was quite near to kick off - alot of people saw me, and nobody helped me.
My good friend just pissed himself laughing.
Cheers for that
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Post by tom1potter on Apr 18, 2008 9:22:44 GMT
lol wish id have seen that Ben becasue
Yes i would have pissed myself
And no i wouldnt have helped you up ;D
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Post by VolvicStokie on Apr 18, 2008 9:24:54 GMT
;D
Ever since then I decided not to get abliterated before I go stoke.
So - it aint happend again .. Tempted tomorow but going a wedding reception party thing after Stoke so!!!
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Post by stockportpotter on Apr 18, 2008 9:26:07 GMT
went to every home game league and cup during the promotion season of 92/93. Was jumping up and down having a disco at the back of the boothen about half an hour before kick off. I landed on the edge of the step on the way down and sprained my ankle. So as we were presented with the trophy, I was in the first aid room under the clock in the corner!!!!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2008 9:29:02 GMT
First season @ the brit running up the steps with my old acics bench coat on with hands in pockets, I tripped and smacked my nose on the steps  |
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Post by Pedropotter on Apr 18, 2008 9:47:39 GMT
I was once in the family stand and I tripped and fell onto the plastic dividing tape that they hang over the seats, I rolled down right to the edge of the pitch!! ;  |
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Post by stokechick on Apr 18, 2008 10:06:56 GMT
I don't really know how embarrassing it was but I still cannot believe I did this.
It was my very first Stoke match. I was flew to England for the very first time over night on Friday into Saturday and because I am not a great flyer drank alot of red wine and didn't sleep. Hubby picked me up with the day planned. Huge English breakfast, a nice walk through the country, and a Stoke match. I was all set, had my Stoke shirt on that I had received as a birthday present in the post....SO EXCITED...then I promptly fell asleep during the first half. I can't think how I slept through the noise. ???
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Post by ben88 on Apr 18, 2008 10:15:55 GMT
i once shouted handball full voice when keeno touched it inside the box, the ref hesitated, then gave it  |
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