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Post by kidcrewbob on Dec 29, 2012 22:45:55 GMT
He must have had to change his kecks after that jizz-fest.....
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Post by swampySCFC on Dec 29, 2012 22:47:30 GMT
Hes not a good tater is he!
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Post by AlliG on Dec 29, 2012 22:50:07 GMT
Some commentators won't be happy until football produces "basketball" scores.
Whisper it quietly but while not going quite as far as march, I do think goals should be difficult to score and therefore each one important.
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Post by compo on Dec 29, 2012 22:53:18 GMT
Jonathan Pearce is my least favourite football commentator, he comes across as a patronising, condescending braggart. I cannot stand the man at all.
To say he's my least favourite commentator in a field which also has Alan Parry in it says it all about how bad i think this swell-headed pillock is.
He excelled in stupidity during his commentary of our 2-2 draw at Villa in our 1st season in The Premier League. Those who remember the nonsense that he spouted only to be proved wrong within the same match will understand what i'm referring to.
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Post by harrysburrow on Dec 29, 2012 22:56:05 GMT
He's fat too.
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Post by rorymscfc on Dec 29, 2012 22:58:02 GMT
Jonathan Pearce is my least favourite football commentator, he comes across as a patronising, condescending braggart. I cannot stand the man at all. To say he's my least favourite commentator in a field which also has Alan Parry in it says it all about how bad i think this swell-headed pillock is. He excelled in stupidity during his commentary of our 2-2 draw at Villa in our 1st season in The Premier League. Those who remember the nonsense that he spouted only to be proved wrong within the same match will understand what i'm referring to. A massive +1 for this. |
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Post by rorymscfc on Dec 29, 2012 22:58:42 GMT
Nasri's red was very soft.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Dec 29, 2012 23:03:34 GMT
Pearce is a Gooner, didn't expect anything other than him thrusting his flaccid cock into an inflatable Theo Walcott in the commentary booth.
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Post by rorymscfc on Dec 29, 2012 23:04:47 GMT
Hansen is going o have a fucking field day with our defending today  |
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Post by rorymscfc on Dec 29, 2012 23:05:38 GMT
BTW Pearce I not a Gooner. He's a massive Chelsea fan!
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Dec 29, 2012 23:06:57 GMT
He was good on Robot Wars though.
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Post by Mason_Stokie on Dec 30, 2012 2:12:05 GMT
Is that wench still doing a game? Jacqui someoneorother
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Post by metalhead on Dec 30, 2012 2:15:42 GMT
I actually felt the whole show was a completely Arsenal jizz-fest tonight, right until the last seconds of the credits where the final goal was guess who? Oh yes, Walcott. Firstly, the commentators dick must have been like a Peperami, because he was ferociously wanking himself off throughout the entire game it seems. There were so many incidents in that game that he totally over-hyped, but none worse so than the Giroud header. Granted, he got himself in the position and got his head on it, but Jonathan Pearce made out like it was a fucking goal of the season contender. He didn't put it in the corner of the goal and it's not like he gave the keeper no chance. In reality, a braver goalkeeper who had maybe come and spread himself would have saved that. It was quite poor goalkeeping in the way that he stayed back and allowed himself to be caught out, so when Pearce was aggressively beating himself off it really was fucking boring to listen to. After the game, you have a big diagram of their formation which I only noticed for one other team. Then, to top it off, the producer must have been an Arsenal fan because did anyone else notice that they wrote the score like this: ARSENAL 7 (SEVEN) NEWCASTLE 3 That's right, they didn't put the spelt score after Newcastle's 3... just Arsenal's 7. I thought that was a complete joke and it was just typical of the BBC love-in for Arsenal. The voice-over went something like : "Arsenal scored seven, that's right, seven you fucking retards. Now listen to Martin Keown patronize you and give you an insight into beautiful football, based on excellent sportsmanship... like the kind he played"  |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Dec 30, 2012 2:21:53 GMT
When anyone scores 7 it comes up like that on the videprinter! And always has done since I can remember. I know it's not the videprinter but it's nowt to twist yer knickers over.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2012 2:27:32 GMT
When anyone scores 7 it comes up like that on the videprinter! And always has done since I can remember. I know it's not the videprinter but it's nowt to twist yer knickers over. We have enough injustices of our own to care about. I say let Newcastle fans get wound up about this - would MotD have done it if wor Alan had been on?  |
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Post by metalhead on Dec 30, 2012 2:28:08 GMT
When anyone scores 7 it comes up like that on the videprinter! And always has done since I can remember. I know it's not the videprinter but it's nowt to twist yer knickers over. Out of curiosity, why? Is it really necessary? |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Dec 30, 2012 2:31:37 GMT
When anyone scores 7 it comes up like that on the videprinter! And always has done since I can remember. I know it's not the videprinter but it's nowt to twist yer knickers over. Out of curiosity, why? Is it really necessary? Not a clue, sorry. When anyone scores 7 it comes up like that on the videprinter! And always has done since I can remember. I know it's not the videprinter but it's nowt to twist yer knickers over. We have enough injustices of our own to care about. I say let Newcastle fans get wound up about this - would MotD have done it if wor Alan had been on? If he was and I was the producer, I'd get the score lit up in 10 foot high writing in light bulbs!  |
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Post by salopstick on Dec 30, 2012 2:32:56 GMT
Because to the short sighted 7 is similar to a 1
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Post by salopstick on Dec 30, 2012 2:33:47 GMT
[/quote] If he was and I was the producer, I'd get the score lit up in 10 TEN foot high writing in light bulbs! [/quote] |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Dec 30, 2012 2:34:31 GMT
70 foot is a bit extreme!
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Post by metalhead on Dec 30, 2012 2:38:26 GMT
Because to the short sighted 7 is similar to a 1 Thank you  Actually makes sense that does lol  Still doesn't explain the big diagram of their formation going into their post match analysis... oh and Jonathan Pearce's repeated masturbation throughout the match. |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Dec 30, 2012 2:40:15 GMT
There was a Spurs formation diagram too.
Pearce, I can't defend him, he's the worst football commentator out there. Prized prick.
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Post by metalhead on Dec 30, 2012 2:44:42 GMT
There was a Spurs formation diagram too. Pearce, I can't defend him, he's the worst football commentator out there. Prized prick. Yes, I noticed Spurs got it, but I was really focussing on the fact of the two teams that got it, Arsenal, of course, were one. Bit naughty of me to omit Spurs from my post above, but my opinion still stands. Still, why do only special teams get it...? When they were analysing our game couldn't they have displayed the diagram of our formation? It's pedantic I know, but it's these things that make football fans feel that shows like MoTD are biased. The lack of enthusiasm behind Kenwyne's terrific piece of skill, yet Jonathan Pearce is jacking off till he bleeds over a free header from a few yards out? |
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Post by tattooedpotter on Dec 30, 2012 4:46:21 GMT
During the Arsenal broadcast over here, one could easily notice the difference when Newcastle scored and when Arsenal scored. I thought they were going to go into a seizure when Arsenal scored from their overzealous goal glee. When Newcastle scored, I thought someone shot one of the announcer's dogs from the way they called it.
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Post by compo on Dec 30, 2012 14:07:03 GMT
BTW Pearce I not a Gooner. He's a massive Chelsea fan! Is he? I always thought he was a Bristol City fan mate? |
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Still doesn't explain the big diagram of their formation going into their post match analysis... oh and Jonathan Pearce's repeated masturbation throughout the match.
