Dearly beloved;
we are gathered here today to get through this thing called promotion;
electric word, promotion, it means going up and that's a mighty long way
but I'm here to tell ya, there's something else;
staying down;
a world of never ending dullness
where there's only teams like Hull; and some Tykes;
so when you call up that shrink on Hartshill Bank,
you know the one; doctor ... Jacek ... Obrycki ...
instead of asking him how many games are left,
ask him how many of your finger nails, baby,
cos in this division, things are much harder than in the premiership
in this division, there's only Hull.
...
So if the vidi-printer says we're stayin' down
Go crazy ... [something unintelligible]