Begovic - 1 Absolute garbage when called upon
Wilko - 1 Has this lad ever NOT had a shocker?
Huth - 1 Too many needless fouls, absolute thug
Shawcross - 1 The England performance showed you all you need to know
Wilson - 1 Not a left back in a million years, miles off the pace
Cameron - 1 See above....apply it to right back and multiply factor of shiteness by 10
Whelan - 1 How he is even a professional footballer is beyond me
Whitehead - 1 Worse than Whelan in every sense
Adam - 1 Big time charlie who can't even show us one of his 'hollywood' passes
N'Zonzi - 1 Overrated and far too casual on the ball
Walters - 10 Plays his heart out every game, always full of running, never say die attitude. Genuinely cannot think of another man more committed to the Stoke City cause. An inspiration to all and a top, top man.
Kightly - 1 Brought in to replace Pennant yet couldn't run or cross to save his life
Etherington - 1 A shadow of the player he once was, that injury really destroyed his confidence and took away the only decent aspect of his game he ever had. He really does need to retire before he looks foolish
Crouch - 1 Immobile and doesn't even win as many headers as Sidibe
Jones - 1 The sooner he is out of this club the better, lazy, arrogant and useless