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Post by miltonstokie on Oct 10, 2012 14:30:14 GMT
Some bin dipper rant off RAWK .. ;D ;D ;D
Made me laugh anyway ....
"I fucking hate Stoke.
Usually I just hate them in the build-up and aftermath to us playing them, but take great pleasure in other teams struggling against them. No more. Maybe it's some newly found solidarity from other teams, or maybe it's just after however many years, I resent having to watch Tony Pulis' black arts. Like Sam Allardyce on Red Bull, trying to push the envelope and tour the ugliest back alleys for any way to get through a football match. Maybe each human being has a finite amount of space in their lives they can accept Stoke being part of, and I've exceeded mine. Whatever it is, I fucking hate Stoke.
I fucking hate their alehouse tactics. I fucking hate that a Stoke shirt seems to grant players a certain immunity. I hate that because referees expect Stoke to be overly physical, that seems to allow them - in their own tiny little minds - the excuse for Stoke to be overly physical. I'm sick of their fucking back four, all of whom look like proper Rugby League Town twats, smacking their way around the league. Wilkinson's elbows, Huth's stamp, Ryan Shawcross and his peculiar brand of footballing Jiu-Jitsu. In midfield you've got cynical shites fucking Whitehead, who takes great pleasure in mastering the poorly timed trip, or Charlie Adam who is just tugboat slow and reckless. Top it off with that twat Waters upfront. God I hate him. He's got the face of a badger baiter. Just a horrible, horrible collection players.
It's not a surprise though is it? In Tony Pulis you've got a really vile manager. Him and his stupid fucking baseball cap. All his pundit mates laugh off his teams; "well if you knew Tony as a player you'd know what his teams are like" - there's a fucking reason no one knows what sort of player he was. They simply don't care to remember some lower league yard dog, and cringe that they have to watch a team in his image. I'll give Pulis some credit though, never has a manager captured the essence of a town and it's people so well in how their team plays football than Stoke. He's such a horrible, overly macho twat. The poster boy for British footballing culture, where a dive is sneaky and insidious and thus far worse than breaking a players leg with a horror tackle, elbowing someone in the face or stamping on their chest. The man has managed to usurp Mark Hughes and Sam Allardyce as the Wannabe Alpha of the league.
The fans, in amongst it all, I have some twisted sense of sympathy for. Tony Pulis' own personal Volkssturm of outcasts, trudging along every (other) week out of some misplaced sense of duty. Duty to protect their birth place. All off on a march to their death. A football death. A football death that couldn't be further removed from the one Rodgers speaks of. Off to the windy vortex of misery, void of hope. the great architecture of schadenfreude. "If we can't enjoy football then neither can you". The essence of Stoke.
Stoke. That horrible fucking verb.
1) Stoke.
To remove joy and purpose from the occasion
Tony Pulis was delighted to stoke Liverpool at the football match
Just fuck off, Stoke. Not even down the lower leagues, because if that happens some poor twat will be stuck paying to watch his team run the Stoke gauntlet, being told to 'embrace' the challenge. Nah. Fuck that. Fuck this idea that defeating Dr Pulis' Monster is some kind of footballing achievement. They're removed almost entirely from the sport. Stoke a horrid mixture of shotput, 11 players cynically fouling on rotation, and set pieces. That's the fucking Stoke credo right there. If it's not a set play you can't control what's happening, so you foul, and get another set play.
I'm not against physicality in football. I'm not against the odd bit of cynicism. But I'm not having the defence of Stoke. It's pure anti-football. They routintely turn up to games against any team to make sure the ball is out of play as much as possible. That is not a worthwhile tactic. Wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Fuck off you oatcake munching twats."
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Post by stokeramblers on Oct 10, 2012 14:37:35 GMT
Makes me feel quite proud, we need that on a mural outside the Brit
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Post by clarkeda on Oct 10, 2012 14:39:59 GMT
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Oct 10, 2012 14:44:08 GMT
So, let's get this right - he's accusing us of being a bunch of fans who think that "a dive is sneaky and insidious"
Well I, for one, plead GUILTY - I think we are bang to rights. ;D
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Oct 10, 2012 14:44:40 GMT
"their fucking back four, all of whom look like proper Rugby League Town twats". ;D - That's a complement round here. Worth S-o-T bidding for a Super League place?  |
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Post by RAF on Oct 10, 2012 14:54:10 GMT
I'd rather be
1. Stoke
To remove joy and purpose from the occasion
than
2. Scouser
The belief that races have distinctive cultural characteristics determined by hereditary factors and that this endows some races with an intrinsic superiority over others.
Abusive or aggressive behaviour towards members of another race on the basis of such a belief.
Or generally being a fucking thick ignorant bellend by being seen to back an inherently racist bucktoothed diving scumbag.
H
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Post by kitkatkev on Oct 10, 2012 14:55:17 GMT
Made my day that about time.I was sick of us getting some credit ;D
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Post by biganddaft on Oct 10, 2012 14:57:47 GMT
Yogi bear's been busy today!!
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Post by rubyonrails on Oct 10, 2012 15:00:53 GMT
Brilliant inverted compliment.
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Post by jimmygscfc1234 on Oct 10, 2012 15:02:18 GMT
That's bloody hilarious actually and I'm not offended in the least!!
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Oct 10, 2012 15:05:39 GMT
Has anyone gone back on RAWK and said how proud we are to hear those words? ;D
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Post by gb on Oct 10, 2012 15:13:55 GMT
I bet that was written about Liverpool and hes replace all the Liverpool's with Stoke's. Any way it can't be a scouse that has written this can it , they cant even speak never mind wright . Most I have known have been total illiterates ...
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Post by oldpotter on Oct 10, 2012 15:26:36 GMT
Quite good for a hubcap thief.
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Post by TheWiseMaster on Oct 10, 2012 15:35:17 GMT
Ha Ha Brilliant
Made my day hahaha ;D
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Post by rosco on Oct 10, 2012 15:40:08 GMT
When's the last time they beat us in a league game? Bitter bastards.
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Post by billybigballs on Oct 10, 2012 15:44:03 GMT
It really gets on my tits when Liverpool fans are called bin dippers or even scousers. Have any of you been to Anfield since we were promoted? The only scousers there are stewards and catering staff. I reckon theres a good chance the tosser who wrote this comes from Surrey and we ruined his long and expensive day out.
Lets stick to calling Everton supporters bin dippers
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Post by juiceterry on Oct 10, 2012 15:59:29 GMT
"or Charlie Adam who is tugboat slow"
And they have a deficit of around £2.5m on him.
Sour grapes.
JT
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Post by march4 on Oct 10, 2012 16:00:05 GMT
What a great post.
TP should pin it up in the dressing room in the build up to our home game with Suarez and chums.
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Post by beershot on Oct 10, 2012 16:12:41 GMT
Calm down buddy, it's only a game of football!
Another person driven round the bend by his teams inability to beat us, he needs to get a life urgently.
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Post by Staying up for Grandadstokey on Oct 10, 2012 16:17:03 GMT
I bet that was written about Liverpool and hes replace all the Liverpool's with Stoke's. Any way it can't be a scouse that has written this can it , they cant even speak never mind wright . Most I have known have been total illiterates ... Errrmm. I agree, but if you are going to talk about someones literacy, best you spell write...right.  |
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Post by Kjones9 on Oct 10, 2012 16:21:10 GMT
Why have the liverscum fans turned into pathetic whiny fuckers on par with the arse fans.
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Post by wrighter on Oct 10, 2012 16:21:45 GMT
i want that on my gravestone !!!
thanks Huthy ;D
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Oct 10, 2012 16:22:17 GMT
Makes me feel quite proud, we need that on a mural outside the Brit same here! get it on a poster 'tone! stick it up in the dressing room and get it played over the PA before games! ;D love it! i actually dont give one about our image! we gain respect and recognition from abroad for it! i dont know how many countries i have been to and been told people love us there! i love being the 'old skool' boys of a pansy league. world beaters! GOARNN STOKE! ;D  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2012 16:23:31 GMT
How can you possibly get so worked up about a rival football team so as to come out with such an absolute load of meaningless drivel ! Get a life whoever you are it's not that important ...really ! |
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Post by santy on Oct 10, 2012 16:25:21 GMT
I bet that was written about Liverpool and hes replace all the Liverpool's with Stoke's. Any way it can't be a scouse that has written this can it , they cant even speak never mind wright . Most I have known have been total illiterates ... Hmm... Are you from Liverpool? |
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Post by Zero on Oct 10, 2012 16:57:42 GMT
A friend of mine coined the verb 'to Rodge' to describe, 'Screwing things up to the extent where it appears to be done on purpose.' I appreciate this new coinage of 'to Stoke,' and will use it on future occasions.
In any case, he's just jealous that we have an identity.
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Post by Stoke-on-Toronto on Oct 10, 2012 17:00:10 GMT
I hope he remembered his deep breathing exercises.
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Post by lancer on Oct 10, 2012 17:40:33 GMT
Some bin dipper rant off RAWK .. ;D ;D ;D Made me laugh anyway .... "I fucking hate Stoke. Usually I just hate them in the build-up and aftermath to us playing them, but take great pleasure in other teams struggling against them. No more. Maybe it's some newly found solidarity from other teams, or maybe it's just after however many years, I resent having to watch Tony Pulis' black arts. Like Sam Allardyce on Red Bull, trying to push the envelope and tour the ugliest back alleys for any way to get through a football match. Maybe each human being has a finite amount of space in their lives they can accept Stoke being part of, and I've exceeded mine. Whatever it is, I fucking hate Stoke. I fucking hate their alehouse tactics. I fucking hate that a Stoke shirt seems to grant players a certain immunity. I hate that because referees expect Stoke to be overly physical, that seems to allow them - in their own tiny little minds - the excuse for Stoke to be overly physical. I'm sick of their fucking back four, all of whom look like proper Rugby League Town twats, smacking their way around the league. Wilkinson's elbows, Huth's stamp, Ryan Shawcross and his peculiar brand of footballing Jiu-Jitsu. In midfield you've got cynical shites fucking Whitehead, who takes great pleasure in mastering the poorly timed trip, or Charlie Adam who is just tugboat slow and reckless. Top it off with that twat Waters upfront. God I hate him. He's got the face of a badger baiter. Just a horrible, horrible collection players. It's not a surprise though is it? In Tony Pulis you've got a really vile manager. Him and his stupid fucking baseball cap. All his pundit mates laugh off his teams; "well if you knew Tony as a player you'd know what his teams are like" - there's a fucking reason no one knows what sort of player he was. They simply don't care to remember some lower league yard dog, and cringe that they have to watch a team in his image. I'll give Pulis some credit though, never has a manager captured the essence of a town and it's people so well in how their team plays football than Stoke. He's such a horrible, overly macho twat. The poster boy for British footballing culture, where a dive is sneaky and insidious and thus far worse than breaking a players leg with a horror tackle, elbowing someone in the face or stamping on their chest. The man has managed to usurp Mark Hughes and Sam Allardyce as the Wannabe Alpha of the league. The fans, in amongst it all, I have some twisted sense of sympathy for. Tony Pulis' own personal Volkssturm of outcasts, trudging along every (other) week out of some misplaced sense of duty. Duty to protect their birth place. All off on a march to their death. A football death. A football death that couldn't be further removed from the one Rodgers speaks of. Off to the windy vortex of misery, void of hope. the great architecture of schadenfreude. "If we can't enjoy football then neither can you". The essence of Stoke. Stoke. That horrible fucking verb. 1) Stoke. To remove joy and purpose from the occasion Tony Pulis was delighted to stoke Liverpool at the football match Just fuck off, Stoke. Not even down the lower leagues, because if that happens some poor twat will be stuck paying to watch his team run the Stoke gauntlet, being told to 'embrace' the challenge. Nah. Fuck that. Fuck this idea that defeating Dr Pulis' Monster is some kind of footballing achievement. They're removed almost entirely from the sport. Stoke a horrid mixture of shotput, 11 players cynically fouling on rotation, and set pieces. That's the fucking Stoke credo right there. If it's not a set play you can't control what's happening, so you foul, and get another set play. I'm not against physicality in football. I'm not against the odd bit of cynicism. But I'm not having the defence of Stoke. It's pure anti-football. They routintely turn up to games against any team to make sure the ball is out of play as much as possible. That is not a worthwhile tactic. Wouldn't wish it on anyone. Fuck off you oatcake munching twats." Nice that. We all need to be loved. Hard to believe isn't it, that someone so fucking stupid can write like that.  |
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Post by lancer on Oct 10, 2012 17:41:50 GMT
Made my day that about time.I was sick of us getting some credit ;D Who wants to be ordinary? ??? |
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Post by casper113 on Oct 10, 2012 17:46:03 GMT
they hate us cos they want to be us,, shame they got no balls
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