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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Aug 11, 2012 19:50:10 GMT
i couldn't find the old songs thread (i'll be honest i didnt really look very hard though) so decided to make a new one, seeing as if we want our 'first season' atmosphere back we are going to have to come up with some new songs. we need some for our new players, some for people we hate (wenger) etc... last season, bar a few games the atmosphere was awful by our standards. lets have the bearpit back, starting with arse in two weeks!  any ideas? |
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Post by mattythestokie on Aug 11, 2012 19:52:20 GMT
Peter Crouch Peter Crouch He goes by the name of Peter Crouch Easy and simple |
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Post by unclepeter on Aug 11, 2012 19:54:41 GMT
To the tune of 'Go West'
GO NEEEESSSS, JAMIE PLAYS FOR STOKE
GO NEEEESSSS, CUZ THE 'GERS ARE BROKE
GO NEEEESSSS, WHERE D'YOU THINK HE'LL PLAY
GO NEEEESSSS, FULL BACK OR IN THE CAGE?
GO NEEEESSSS....
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Post by pombear on Aug 11, 2012 20:06:53 GMT
We Like to Party (Vengabus) - The Venga Boys...
Perhaps:
The Wenger Cunts are coming,
And everybody's jumping,
Flat on their arses whinging,
It's the only way they're winning
The Wenger Cunts are coming,
Rob and Ryan are a-hunting,
So if you like to party,
Crouch'll do the robot for free...
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Post by j3st3r on Aug 11, 2012 20:24:07 GMT
When QPR are in town to the tune of "he plays down the left, he plays down the right"
He raised he hands
now he's sat in the staaaaaaaaands
Joey Barton
You're the scum of england
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Aug 11, 2012 20:36:06 GMT
just remembered one. the '*clap, clap, clapclapclapclap* HUTH!' one that the germans sang at the euros. would love to get that going against the arse |
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Post by LH_SCFC on Aug 11, 2012 20:37:16 GMT
We're Stoke City, we used to be loud.
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Aug 11, 2012 20:42:03 GMT
We're Stoke City, we used to be loud. Sang by 20k stokies in a hushed voice ;D "we sometimes beat West Brom" |
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Post by j3st3r on Aug 11, 2012 21:10:35 GMT
First home game...
You're shit...
Van Persie says you are
You're shit.... etc etc
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2012 21:13:14 GMT
Arsene wenger you stupid French twat! Bloody love that song
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Post by pickins on Aug 11, 2012 21:15:44 GMT
just remembered one. the '*clap, clap, clapclapclapclap* HUTH!' one that the germans sang at the euros. would love to get that going against the arse This. Would sound " epic " as they say. Get the whole of the ground on it. |
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Post by andy456 on Aug 11, 2012 21:18:32 GMT
Ive got one for arsenal game, Arsene wenger go fuck your self you wrinkled bellend knob head,
too the tune of anything.
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Post by pickins on Aug 11, 2012 21:25:11 GMT
Here's one Wenger will feel at home with.
Sub the chorus with " Ooh ooooh ooooh oooh - Fuck You Wenger "
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Post by Ursemboy on Aug 11, 2012 21:25:52 GMT
We're Stoke City, we used to be loud. Good shout - get this started against Arse |
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Post by Ursemboy on Aug 11, 2012 21:27:18 GMT
To the tune of 'Go West' GO NEEEESSSS, JAMIE PLAYS FOR STOKE GO NEEEESSSS, CUZ THE 'GERS ARE BROKE GO NEEEESSSS, WHERE D'YOU THINK HE'LL PLAY GO NEEEESSSS, FULL BACK OR IN THE CAGE? GO NEEEESSSS.... Brill but too many words  Go Ness, Jamie Jamie Ness |
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Post by andy456 on Aug 11, 2012 21:30:17 GMT
Here's one Wenger will feel at home with. Sub the chorus with " Ooh ooooh ooooh oooh - Fuck You Wenger " Brilliant ;D |
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Post by unclepeter on Aug 11, 2012 21:51:31 GMT
To the tune of 'Go West' GO NEEEESSSS, JAMIE PLAYS FOR STOKE GO NEEEESSSS, CUZ THE 'GERS ARE BROKE GO NEEEESSSS, WHERE D'YOU THINK HE'LL PLAY GO NEEEESSSS, FULL BACK OR IN THE CAGE? GO NEEEESSSS.... Brill but too many words Go Ness, Jamie Jamie Ness That's better & easier, i was trying to be too clever, and failed ;D |
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Post by Pricey on Aug 11, 2012 21:55:26 GMT
Same tune as "your ground's too big for you"...
"Our central midfield is toss, 'part from Palacios."
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Post by pickins on Aug 11, 2012 21:55:51 GMT
Can't find any sound of the Germans doing the chant at Euro 2012 but the Huth one is easy. Have to hammer the back to get it started though.
Clap ...... Clap ...... Clap Clap Clap Clap - Huth!
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Post by Stokie Mcpot on Aug 11, 2012 22:01:25 GMT
"We flog dead horses, we do. We flog dead horses, we do"
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Post by nickstokefc on Aug 11, 2012 22:06:49 GMT
Clap ...... Clap ...... Clap Clap Clap Clap - Huth!
Clap ...... Clap ...... Clap Clap Clap Clap - Huth!
Clap ...... Clap ...... Clap Clap Clap Clap - Huth!
Clap ...... Clap ...... Clap Clap Clap Clap - Huth!
this was quality on the train to wolves
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Post by mattythestokie on Aug 11, 2012 22:18:14 GMT
First home game... You're shit... Van Persie says you are You're shit.... etc etc We should get that going ;D |
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Post by ichabodcheesecake on Aug 11, 2012 23:15:57 GMT
Ive got one for arsenal game, Arsene wenger go fuck your self you wrinkled bellend knob head, too the tune of anything. . Are you really Tim Rice? Wilson Palacios He used to be fat But now he's lost a large amount of weight And he plays for Honduras Wilson Palacios now looks rather trim. |
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Post by Bombus on Aug 11, 2012 23:20:31 GMT
We're Stoke City, we used to be loud. Get it going. |
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Post by deathrowtechno on Aug 11, 2012 23:30:25 GMT
Here's one Wenger will feel at home with. Sub the chorus with " Ooh ooooh ooooh oooh - Fuck You Wenger " nice 1 !!! |
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Post by steino1966 on Aug 11, 2012 23:53:48 GMT
To the Wayne Walker tune on Signal 1, need help for second line. Geoff Cameron, Geoff Cameron (Wayne Walker, Wayne Walker) (For quality and value meat) then repeat  |
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Post by stokietom1863 on Aug 12, 2012 0:01:07 GMT
We're still shit away from home We're still shit away from home Repeat to fade..... |
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Post by Batfink on Aug 12, 2012 0:08:50 GMT
Palaci-os
Do doo be-do-do
Palaci-os
Do do-do do
Palaci-os
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
We don't need no silky passing
We don't need no ball control
No poncy football in the Britannia
While we've got Tony on the throne
Hey Tony we'll let the f**kers moan
All in all let's just put our foot through the ball
All in all let's just put our foot through the ball
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Post by Batfink on Aug 12, 2012 0:31:26 GMT
We signed him from America for about 2 mil
Geoff Cam-ron-ron, Geoff cam-ron
Triffic coach Pulis thinks that he’s brill
Geoff Cam-ron-ron, Geoff Cam-ron
Yeah, Geoff Cameron
Yes, Geoff Cameron
Yeah, Geoff Cameron
Geoff Cam ron-ron, Geoff Cam-ron
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Post by monstermunch on Aug 12, 2012 0:39:58 GMT
We're Stoke City, we used to be loud. That's really good, needs to be sung really loud though ;D |
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any ideas?
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