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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2012 22:33:59 GMT
There's been a few....
Could be a chant...could be a referee falling over...Anything...
I particularly enjoyed the crowds 'mickey taking' of Arsehole Wengers gesticulating gyrations over the refereeing decisions whilst presiding over the home game this season...A classic.! Something that will long be remembered.
Other fond comical instances include the Stoke crowd chanting ....''Big ...Fat ...Jordan ''...in reference to Joe Jordan being well marshalled by a strong 1970's Stoke defence that included Dennis Smith..
But,,, the best for me was when Stoke played Wigan in a mid week game some 20 years ago in thick dense fog and ice. I can't remember whether it was a league or cup game , but Wigan fielded a big black striker who was absolutely enormous. !! He made Jon Parkin look anorexic....
The crowd was no more than 10,000 but the atmosphere was sublime. The guy must have weighed almost 18 stones and could barely jog...Hilarious and cruel , but equally quite sad...
Anyway...How about you...?
mumf.
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Post by Roy Cropper on Jul 28, 2012 22:38:59 GMT
One of my early Stoke memories is seeing Pottermus running around with the Millwall (?) mascots head. ;D
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Post by philm87 on Jul 28, 2012 22:43:49 GMT
I was right in front of this
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Post by dutchstokie on Jul 28, 2012 22:45:27 GMT
Friendly against Hannover in 05...
A few of their casuals were hanging around at the end and started to walk off as nothing was really happenin apart from a few thrust out chests so to speak...
Then one of our lot ( who was 50 if he was day) shouted "lets ave it then"
.......And promptly tripped over a huge atheletics mat behind the goal and fell flat on his face....... ;D ;D
Fuckin bellend ;D
Just fell about laughuin me sack off...priceless stokie moment for me!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2012 22:53:59 GMT
I wasn't at wembley for the demolition of Bolton. I was on holiday in Egypt and ended up at a bar watching the game when a cocky Bolon fan wandered in with his missus. Gave me shit & claimed we were useless away from home (right about that) & that they'd walk all over us  4th goal went in and he kicked a chair over & walked off in a sulk Turned out that he was staying at our hotel ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2012 22:57:18 GMT
Cant remember what game it was at but I seem to remember something had kicked off in one of the boxes and police were making there way through the seats and there was one woman who was unbelievably small (I know shouldn't really laugh) but watching her trying to climb up the seats was the funniest thing I ever witnessed
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2012 22:57:42 GMT
I wasn't at wembley for the demolition of Bolton. I was on holiday in Egypt and ended up at a bar watching the game when a cocky Bolon fan wandered in with his missus. Gave me shit & claimed we were useless away from home (right about that) & that they'd walk all over us 4th goal went in and he kicked a chair over & walked off in a sulk Turned out that he was staying at our hotel ;D Coincidentally...I was in Eygpt that week too...Bloody marvellous it was....They were all supporting Stoke.! |
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Post by monstermunch on Jul 28, 2012 23:00:36 GMT
Wolves fans throwing bricks at their own supporters after 'trying' to fight with the Stokies after our 4-2 win away to Wolves.
God I hate their 'fans'. What a day it was though.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2012 23:13:07 GMT
Can't remember whether it was Shilton or Keegan who was on the receiving of ... Shilton/Keegan ....Where's your Wife...? Funny none the less... It was in relation to ex marital affairs...  ;D |
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Post by matelot1996 on Jul 28, 2012 23:13:32 GMT
Wigan away 91-ish loads of stoke fans slipping uncontrollably on the muddy away end, I think we lost heavily also!!
Birmingham v Stoke 92 Riot, bloke next to me was the victim of a very aggressive Brummie who threw a Hot dog laden with onions and red sauce which landed squarely on his forhead. He subsequently proceded to run down to the fence where the brummies were attempting to get over to us and started throwing everthing at his disposal towards their swarming masses. Angry was not the word!! Hilarious.
What a day that was, I still say our equaliser in the last minute sparked the best Stoke mental EVER, AWESOME. Never will be forgotten.
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Post by mattador78 on Jul 28, 2012 23:16:52 GMT
after the millwall game about 20 years ago after lou had took us up remember walking through stoke with my mates after and watching 2 coppers push a stoke fan in the back of the car and when they got in one of my mates opened the door and he legged it out coppers not see the funny side and nicked my mate instead couldnt stop laughing as they drove of after the runner with billys face pressed against the window
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Post by theonlywayisstoke on Jul 28, 2012 23:21:38 GMT
At the Bolton semi final at Wembley, I was in the corporate bit in the Bolton end and could see over all their fans...one bloke vommed over himself and pretty much the whole of the two rows in front of him...real projectile...and was almost immediately escorted off as a result! Arguably the funniest bit was watching 3 or 4 stewards trying to carry him away. Best of all...the game hadn't even started yet! Would love to meet that bloke!
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Post by manchesterpotter on Jul 28, 2012 23:26:21 GMT
One of my funniest memories has to be against Colchester (I think) sometime around the early 00s.
One of our players was just about to hoof the ball up the pitch but the attempted clearance deflected off a Colchester player and smacked the linesman square in the bollocks! The entire ground erupted into laughter. The linesman collapsed and had to be replaced by the fourth official. Even though I was at the back of the Boothen I could clearly hear the wallop of the ball meeting his testicles ;D
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Post by maninasuitcase on Jul 29, 2012 10:35:18 GMT
I remember a comical free routine by Lewes at the Brit in the FA Cup.
All 3 of their players ran over the ball and no one was left to kick the ball.
But my fave was in Leeds at the Scarborough Hotel opposite the station.
Was having a bevvy with my mates after the match, and one was wasted.
We were about to go and told him to neck his drink.
I've never seen someone turn grey before as he threw it down his neck.
We got outside, walked about 10 yards and he threw up over the pavement.
We waited as he caught up, as he started to speak we noticed that his false tooth was missing, he'd only pucked it up, and had to go back and fish it out of his pavement pizza.
Never laughed so much.
Can also recall a train journey from Stoke to Derby, where the bog door randomly kept opening, made all the funnier as my mate was on the throne when it opened.
Happy days.
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Jul 29, 2012 10:40:35 GMT
I remember some of us in the Boothen singing "you've got someone we don't want, you've got Tony Kelly" to Hull fans in the 90's.
That was quite amusing if a bit harsh!
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 29, 2012 10:46:49 GMT
Too many funny chants to pick from for me.
Funniest on pitch moment..
Fuller trips up Barton
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Post by StokieMatt on Jul 29, 2012 11:23:11 GMT
Old path down to Brit till they redid it.
It been pissing down for days, this guy must of been a wedding or something and come in his suit.
He tried go down the side of the mud bank, slipped and slid all way down to the bottom ;D couldn't see the game through laughing through it all ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2012 11:24:34 GMT
Wigan away 91-ish loads of stoke fans slipping uncontrollably on the muddy away end, I think we lost heavily also!! Birmingham v Stoke 92 Riot, bloke next to me was the victim of a very aggressive Brummie who threw a Hot dog laden with onions and red sauce which landed squarely on his forhead. He subsequently proceded to run down to the fence where the brummies were attempting to get over to us and started throwing everthing at his disposal towards their swarming masses. Angry was not the word!! Hilarious. What a day that was, I still say our equaliser in the last minute sparked the best Stoke mental EVER, AWESOME. Never will be forgotten. I was on that muddy bank at Wigan that day , who decided to put hundreds of Stoke supporters on an end with little or no terracing wanted shooting , especially as the Opposite end was fully terraced and there were about six Wigan fans standing on it ! I tackled a couple of coppers about it and they just laughed , and the burgers were crap too !  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2012 11:25:13 GMT
Can't remember whether it was Shilton or Keegan who was on the receiving of ... Shilton/Keegan ....Where's your Wife...? Funny none the less... It was in relation to ex marital affairs... ;D It was Shilton I think ? |
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Post by lordb on Jul 29, 2012 11:27:03 GMT
There have been some good ones recently. Any piss take out of Wenger is always amusing. Season before last I think, in a nothing match (Wigan?) it started chucking it down, lots of the lower Seddon get up and move out of the rain and the Boothen starts singing "That's why we're sitting here, that's why we're sitting here" and the Seddon comes back with "We'll sit where we want, we'll sit where we want, we're Stoke City, we'll sit where we want!". Also remember a surreally funny event at Sheff Utd away in the late 80s/early 90s when so many oatcakes were thrown from the away end onto the pitch they were hanging off the the goal net don't mention this to Smudge! |
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Jul 29, 2012 11:32:43 GMT
The promotion Season game at Burnden Park, where If Bolton won they would go ahead of the Vale into 2nd. 2 incidents from that match, 1 being a friend of ours at the time who went to his first (and I think last game) only to be ejected half way through the first half for... lobbing some excuse of a pie down the terrace! . Many a Stokie tried to prevent him being dragged through the fence gate at the front, and in the Melee off flew a Policeman helmet. Few minutes later as Zico Kelly was about to take a throw in, said helmet reappeared next to Zico...who turned,looked,and pretended to piss on it. Good work TK!
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Post by Squeekster on Jul 29, 2012 11:39:16 GMT
In the Boothen at the Vic we were warming up and i was eating a pie and had a bovril in the other hand when Bertie let fly and it was heading at great speed towards me so instinctively i ducked and it hit the guy behind me full on up the side of his head as he was talking to his mate,his glasses went flying off his face and he went arse over tit.
Gerry's little ta tar tate with Denis Wise was also funny.
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Post by bunnyscfc on Jul 29, 2012 12:36:04 GMT
Fulham on the train.
Just before we pulled into Euston I was in the queue for the loo. I was next in line. Just before me a blonde woman on a hen do had gone in. A Stokie, absolutely hammered, pressed the 'open' button the door. She hadn't unlocked it.
Let's just say the woman had probably just read 50 shades. Never seen so many lads getting mobiles out and she loved the attention. Two mins later the door opened and she slapped me straight across the chops. Wasn't even me who opened it!
Then, as we pulled into Euston, any number of Stoke fans at the top of their voices gave it "We've seen your **** on the toilet, **** on the toilet....". She didn't even blush, absolutely loved the spotlight.
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Jul 29, 2012 12:38:18 GMT
Fulham on the train. Just before we pulled into Euston I was in the queue for the loo. I was next in line. Just before me a blonde woman on a hen do had gone in. A Stokie, absolutely hammered, pressed the 'open' button the door. She hadn't unlocked it. Let's just say the woman had probably just read 50 shades. Never seen so many lads getting mobiles out and she loved the attention. Two mins later the door opened and she slapped me straight across the chops. Wasn't even me who opened it! Then, as we pulled into Euston, any number of Stoke fans at the top of their voices gave it "We've seen your **** on the toilet, **** on the toilet....". She didn't even blush, absolutely loved the spotlight. Your old man on the way back was funny as well. "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be....."  |
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Jul 29, 2012 12:56:14 GMT
loved the west ham fan rolling down the advertising in the south stand.
pottermus in general is sometimes hilarious.
wenger.
annoying ronaldo- first prem season.
ziv's flying boot ;D
gerry T strangling dennis wise.
cant think of many more. although there has been.
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Post by Paddypotter on Jul 29, 2012 13:24:12 GMT
Rotherham away, 2 coppers, one female walked past the away end full of stokies, she had a huge mop of curly blonde hair beneath her cap, Stoke fans started to sing "there's only one lily savage" from behind her I could see her shoulders shaking and I thought she was crying, she turned around and she stood there laughing.
We know a song about that, don't we.
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Post by superstokie23 on Jul 29, 2012 13:45:02 GMT
Think it was the 00/01 season, can't remember who we were playing at home. Clive Clarke attempting to clear the ball and smashed it straight into Tony Dorigo who must've been about two yards away. Lifted Dorigo off his feet ;D
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Post by boskampsflaps on Jul 29, 2012 13:55:56 GMT
The peperoni paper airplanes has to be up there for me, one of the stupidest things the club has ever done.
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Jul 29, 2012 13:59:23 GMT
Think mine is one of those moments where you had to be there to find it funny.
Reading away few seasons back and our first visit to Madjeski Stadium. 4 of us drove down in mates car and we called a pub in Maidenhead or somewhere for pre match meal and few beers then onto the ground but got lost. We were sat in 2 lanes of stand still traffic and mate in the back opened his window leans out and shouted out to the car beside us "Can you tell us which way to the footy ground mate?" This big bloke winds his window down and replies "sorry i dont know as im not into football mate" To which my mate replies agressively "Not into football??? Whats up??? Are you a fucking puff?" Cue another mate in the back seat dragging his head back into the car and winding the window up pretty sharpish.
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on Jul 29, 2012 14:03:09 GMT
From 05/06, Bangoura tried a bicycle kick against Crewe, completely missed it and was subject to derision from the Crewe fans........for about 5 seconds until Gallagher crashed one in from 18 yards, they got it back with interest ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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