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Post by StaffordPotter on Jul 13, 2012 21:09:34 GMT
I think we are in dire need of some new catchy numbers. I'll start with a few.
To the tune I am an anarchist by the sex pistols:
I am a Potters fan,
I am a city man,
I know what I want and I know how to get it,
I wanna destroy Vale their scum,
Cos I wanna be....
At City
To the the beatles all you need is love:
All you need is Crouch,
All you need is Crouch,
All you need is Crouch,
Crouch, Crouch,
Crouch is all you need
To the lord of the dance:
Ness, Ness,
Where ever you may be,
Your old clubs filed bankruptcy,
Could be worse,
Could be Vale,
Eating food thats old and stale
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Jul 13, 2012 21:14:42 GMT
like the crouch one. we are in desperate need of some new songs though.
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Post by bunnyscfc on Jul 13, 2012 22:02:55 GMT
5 little Vale fans
standing by a tree
P-I-S-S-I-N-G
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Post by pickins on Jul 14, 2012 13:07:37 GMT
... The german Huth chant should be making an appearance this season.
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Jul 14, 2012 13:26:11 GMT
I'm gonna make a prediction.... 25% of these chants proposed are gonna be good, 75% are gonna be terrible, and we'll only sing Oh When The Reds, Goarn Stoke and Delilah when it comes to it anyway  |
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Post by manchesterpotter on Jul 14, 2012 13:38:55 GMT
STEINO, THERE'S ONLY STEINO, THERE'S ONLY ONE STEINO.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2012 13:43:13 GMT
Possible song for Peter Crouch, please add or shorten/edit all you like.
From the film full metal jacket (I bet this will get stuck in your head!)
The Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H.
Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch)
Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.
Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H
Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H
We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch)
Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.
Boys and girls from far and near you're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H
Who is marching coast to coast and far across the sea?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch)
Forever let us hold his banner high.
High. High. High.
Come along and sing a song and join the family.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2012 13:45:44 GMT
Should have said Peter crouch instead of mickey mouse
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Post by philm87 on Jul 14, 2012 13:51:05 GMT
Need admin to pin one of these to the top of the board otherwise none of them will catch on
Could do with a song for Ryan as well as we know the Arse are gonna give him stick again
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Post by JoeinOz on Jul 14, 2012 13:53:17 GMT
Dunner mention Vale. They aren't worth bothering with. It's like David Bowie having a go at Justin Beiber.
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Post by stokeyscrew on Jul 14, 2012 14:18:31 GMT
Dunner mention Vale. They aren't worth bothering with. It's like David Bowie having a go at Justin Beiber. ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by ashleyscfc on Jul 14, 2012 14:54:40 GMT
Tune *Happiness - Bill Anderson*
Jamie Ness, Jamie Ness. The only scot, that stoke possess.
I thank the lord, that weve been blessed.
With the scot called Jamie Ness
*Tune - Swing Low*
Cameron, Cameron Jerome.
Coming for to carry me home.
Cameron, Cameron Jerome.
Coming for to carry me home
*Tune - Cant take my eyes off you*
Oh Jermaine Pennant, you are the love my life.
Oh Jermaine Pennant, Id let you shag my wife.
Oh Jermaine Pennant, I want curly too.
*duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh*
Ohhhhh Jeeermmmmainnnee Pennnnant.... etc
*Tune - Just Cant Get Enough*
When i see the city, I go out of my head. I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough.
Singing, who'll be with you, and who will buy my bread. I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough.
We'll win the league and we'll win the cup, and I just cant seem to get enough no.
"do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do"
Ry-an-shaw-cross (or Racist Bastard *Insert accordingly)
*Tune - Agadoo*
Robert, Huth Huth Huth.
Hes a massive german youth.
Robert Huth Huth Huth,
He'll knock out your fucking tooth.
To the left, to the right,
He'll defend with all his might.
He's the best in the land,
and he shits on Ferdinand.
*Tune - Hey Jude* Cant some up with a verse but.
Naaa naaa naa na na na naa, na na na naaa, Rob Huth.
"heyy huthy, huthy, huthy, huthy"
Naaa naaa naa na na na naa, na na na naaa, Rob Huth.
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Post by foster on Jul 14, 2012 15:05:08 GMT
Ness and Huth ones are ok.
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Post by redwhite on Jul 14, 2012 15:09:07 GMT
Ohhh Tony Pulis, he's the gaffer, he wears a cap
He plays it high and long instead of boring tippy tap
he got us to this league and put stoke city on the map
Ohhhh Tony Pulis!
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Post by Batfink on Jul 14, 2012 15:11:54 GMT
Never gonna get past huth
never gonna take him on
never gonna score a goal
'cus he'll hurt you
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Post by ashleyscfc on Jul 14, 2012 15:14:27 GMT
Ohhh Tony Pulis, he's the gaffer, he wears a cap He plays it high and long instead of boring tippy tap he got us to this league and put stoke city on the map Ohhhh Tony Pulis! Sounds ace but I cant see it catching on. This thread needs stickying and the best songs being put in the opening post? by order of player or team. Needed do it for years |
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Post by redwhite on Jul 14, 2012 15:21:56 GMT
Ohhh Tony Pulis, he's the gaffer, he wears a cap He plays it high and long instead of boring tippy tap he got us to this league and put stoke city on the map Ohhhh Tony Pulis! Sounds ace but I cant see it catching on. This thread needs stickying and the best songs being put in the opening post? by order of player or team. Needed do it for years Yeah since we couldn't master Abdoulaye My Lord, I've probably been a bit too hopeful with my word count! It'd be great to have a few songs with a decent number of words though. |
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Post by Binndy on Jul 14, 2012 16:11:39 GMT
Should he arrive-G cameron
we say footy
He says soccer
we shout score
He nets another
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Post by freddowling on Jul 14, 2012 19:23:29 GMT
love it
we must sing this one
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Post by freddowling on Jul 14, 2012 19:24:43 GMT
the huth one that is
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Post by euanstokie123 on Jul 14, 2012 19:26:08 GMT
Even though im not his biggest fan ive got a song for jerome. Here goes!
Oh, oh, ho he's magic jeromeeeeeeeeee
not sure about second line but think it would sound alrite!
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Post by redwhite on Jul 14, 2012 21:41:21 GMT
Even though im not his biggest fan ive got a song for jerome. Here goes! Oh, oh, ho he's magic jeromeeeeeeeeee not sure about second line but think it would sound alrite! But he never gets picked by our toneeee  |
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Post by Olgrligm on Jul 14, 2012 21:50:59 GMT
Possible song for Peter Crouch, please add or shorten/edit all you like. From the film full metal jacket (I bet this will get stuck in your head!) The Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H. Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Forever let us hold our banner high. High. High. High. Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Forever let us hold our banner high. High. High. High. Boys and girls from far and near you're as welcome as can be. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Who is marching coast to coast and far across the sea? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Forever let us hold his banner high. High. High. High. Come along and sing a song and join the family. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Good Lord. ;D We may as well go with this against Arsenal, if we're going to do that. We drink to our youth, for days come and gone For the Age of the Arsenal is just about done We'll drive out the Arsenal and restore all our fame With our blood and our steel we will take back our game Down with Wenger, the vile French thing On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing We're the children of Stoke, and we fight all our lives And when Robert Huth beckons everyone of you dives But this game is ours and we'll see it whiped clean Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams Down with Wenger, the vile French thing On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing We're the children of Stoke, and we fight all our lives And when Robert Huth beckons everyone of you dives N.B. This is entirely a piss take post |
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Post by ashleyscfc on Jul 14, 2012 21:53:31 GMT
Admin can an official song thread bit stickied please and allow for easy additions as well as being easy for us to read and get some new songs going? Perhaps managed by one of yourselves or a member? Id happily start a new topic and ask for contributions?
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Post by Willoch on Jul 14, 2012 21:57:58 GMT
Something with this melody would be quite awesome:
First post. Gooarn.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2012 22:17:26 GMT
I have a recollection of an old one that went: "Zigger-zagger Zigger-zagger Zigger-zagger City" I think it was from the play 'Fight for Shelton Bar'
I think we should reinvent it as: "Tippy-Tappy Tippy-Tappy Tippy-Tappy bullshit"
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Post by unknown182 on Jul 14, 2012 23:11:01 GMT
Possible song for Peter Crouch, please add or shorten/edit all you like. From the film full metal jacket (I bet this will get stuck in your head!) The Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H. Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Forever let us hold our banner high. High. High. High. Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Forever let us hold our banner high. High. High. High. Boys and girls from far and near you're as welcome as can be. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Who is marching coast to coast and far across the sea? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. P-E-T-E-R C-R-O-U-C-H Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Peter Crouch (Peter Crouch) Forever let us hold his banner high. High. High. High. Come along and sing a song and join the family. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Good Lord. ;D We may as well go with this against Arsenal, if we're going to do that. We drink to our youth, for days come and gone For the Age of the Arsenal is just about done We'll drive out the Arsenal and restore all our fame With our blood and our steel we will take back our game Down with Wenger, the vile French thing On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing We're the children of Stoke, and we fight all our lives And when Robert Huth beckons everyone of you dives But this game is ours and we'll see it whiped clean Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams Down with Wenger, the vile French thing On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing We're the children of Stoke, and we fight all our lives And when Robert Huth beckons everyone of you dives N.B. This is entirely a piss take postPiss take? this is brilliant ;D |
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Post by Batfink on Jul 14, 2012 23:23:48 GMT
Good Lord. ;D We may as well go with this against Arsenal, if we're going to do that. We drink to our youth, for days come and gone For the Age of the Arsenal is just about done We'll drive out the Arsenal and restore all our fame With our blood and our steel we will take back our game Down with Wenger, the vile French thing On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing We're the children of Stoke, and we fight all our lives And when Robert Huth beckons everyone of you dives But this game is ours and we'll see it whiped clean Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams Down with Wenger, the vile French thing On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing We're the children of Stoke, and we fight all our lives And when Robert Huth beckons everyone of you dives N.B. This is entirely a piss take postPiss take? this is brilliant ;D I agree, it's ace! ;D |
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Post by wrightspies on Jul 15, 2012 21:41:44 GMT
Jerome, Jerome Jerome Jerome Jerome, he's Cameron Jerome. He tucks his cock into his sock Jerome, Jerome Jerome Jerome. he's Cameron Jerome.
To the tune of the song the seven dwarves sing on Snow White.
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Post by philm87 on Jul 15, 2012 22:17:51 GMT
Someone else suggested doing Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall last time one of these threads came up. I think the line, 'Hey teacher, leave them kids alone' would work really well in a terrace chant as you can get lots of aggression into it.
I think it went something like this
We don't need no carpet football
We don't need no ball control
No tabloid pundit salivating
Tony lets those fuckers moan
Hey Tony! Let those fuckers moan
All in all let's just put our foot through the ball
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