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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 11, 2012 12:50:04 GMT
Some qunt as got some of these near to me! What forking racket they make. As soon as the sun comes up until it goes dark they are screeching away. Last year one of the bastards escaped and sat on next doors roof for 2 days making a forking noise.
what should I do?
noisey bastards
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Post by frasier99 on Apr 11, 2012 13:05:09 GMT
Have a word with the Bird Dog whisperer (mumfy)
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 11, 2012 13:09:43 GMT
If you imitate its call it will do it back to you!
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Post by redsaturday on Apr 11, 2012 14:19:09 GMT
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Post by wembley4372 on Apr 11, 2012 14:27:02 GMT
They are quite tasty, but they take some plucking!
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Post by Silverdale on Apr 11, 2012 16:35:53 GMT
Put your 'cock' in its mouth.
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Post by frasier99 on Apr 11, 2012 16:57:35 GMT
Put your 'cock' in the dog whisperers mouth.  |
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 11, 2012 17:13:40 GMT
Come to mention it they have got a chicken or cockerel or what ever its called. That to starts to forknig crow at about 4 in the morning
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 11, 2012 17:16:54 GMT
Invite it in for Cocktails. ;D
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Post by salopstick on Apr 11, 2012 17:30:46 GMT
Clucking hell
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 11, 2012 20:12:43 GMT
Beautiful plumage Lord Eff ........ ;D
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Post by kiwistokie on Apr 12, 2012 21:02:48 GMT
good curried, just ask at any good curry house about :-)
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Post by offthewall on Apr 12, 2012 21:06:53 GMT
My neighbour has just bought that lot..and he used to have a few of the birds but got rid of them. I quite liked them really, they used to sit in trees and on the garage roof of another neighbours house making a right racket ;D |
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Post by elystokie on Apr 13, 2012 7:59:01 GMT
Next door neighbour had 2 a couple of years ago, fucking horrible things  We had geese, ducks and chickens at the time and these things used to terrorise them, awful noise, destroyed everyone's veg gardens, sounded like a small child when they ran across the conservatory roof. Surprisingly quick as well, our collie had trouble catching 'em. Edit - no idea what you can do Eff, struggled with it then and never did find an answer, luckily another neighbour forced them to get rid, he 'rents' them some land and forced their hand  thank fuck. |
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 13, 2012 14:49:54 GMT
Bird up date. Not only have i got peacocks and forking roosters giving me an head ache Ive now got a bloody owl hooting like a bastard. The big eyed bastard started last night! Its getting to be like Alfred Hitchcocks The bird around my way.
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Post by blurtonboy on Apr 13, 2012 14:57:18 GMT
I used too make pnuematic air rifles, can put you in touch with my mate who still works there ( cheap foreigner, no questions asked, cash only )
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 14, 2012 11:02:28 GMT
The owners will think that there is some skullduggery afoot if they find one of their birds with its head blown off laying in their garden
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thank fuck.
