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Post by huuuuuth on Apr 8, 2012 20:48:17 GMT
After going through "Pissy's" Club shop thread (which is fast heading for 'legendary Oatie thread' status, isn't it time for a list of legendary threads with links?
I'd start, but, just like the lad who was going to speak to Wayne Thomas in Greggs, I can't be arsed ;D ;D
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 8, 2012 22:49:06 GMT
I do recall an Abdoulaye Faye thread .... About how scary he was ..it was brill ...but it's late and I'm quite tired and I can't be arsed to try and find it ....it was funny though.. ;D
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Post by stokietom1863 on Apr 8, 2012 23:09:18 GMT
The Danny Pugh essay one was a corker ;D
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Post by steino72 on Apr 8, 2012 23:32:56 GMT
the legend that is thread and the car park 'friend'
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Post by Paul Spencer on Apr 8, 2012 23:46:55 GMT
The Valiantitus Mining Accident ... "something terrible has happened and i am not sure i just do not now what to do about it and it has only just happened and i hav not told anyone downstairs yet but it envolves the new scanner and i have been scanning things on it for days like pictures and tea bags and things as it is lets you get really close and i was just doing it to pass the time and learn the controls but then i thought i should scan something that is not flat in to it so i ran downstairs a bit ago and got a lump of coal from the fire place and then went back up stairs and i must of been hyped up and excited at at the time as i ran up the stairs and slammed the door shut and banged the coal down on to the scanner to hard and it has broke the glass completly there are no sparks coming out of it just a big lump of coal sticking out of the top and i try to shut the lid but it is still there inside and if my step dad finds this he will not be to all be not all that happy with me and carl is out at the moment so i can not ask him i was wondering if anyone nows about scanners maybe bongo or pear and they can tell me how to fix the glass or if we need a new one as it costs 100 pounds and maybe i could go dixons tommorow and by another and set it up as my step dad will not me home till tommorow night and maybe i could remove the coal and put a blanket over it in the meantime but it is just one of the things i can not believe this has happened i have not felt this bad since sjoke beat us a long time ago and it was at the council house and then at the end it was foyle who smacked a power volley like baston and it was going in but then there keeper illigaly used his hands to stop the ball on the goal line and another player touched the ball in the first half but this is beside the point i feel all burning in my arms i can not understand why i slammed the coal down so hard"Apparently a few off here actually met him in the end ...  |
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Post by frasier99 on Apr 9, 2012 7:22:24 GMT
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Post by frasier99 on Apr 9, 2012 9:02:20 GMT
cilla's thread on his birthday bumming was superb but, cant find that one   |
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Post by huuuuuth on Apr 9, 2012 9:39:51 GMT
the legend that is thread and the car park 'friend' The Saxo man-love thread has been bumped on the 'normal' board. Britback Mountain ;D ;D |
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Post by OldStokie on Apr 9, 2012 10:02:22 GMT
The Valiantitus Mining Accident ... "something terrible has happened and i am not sure i just do not now what to do about it and it has only just happened and i hav not told anyone downstairs yet but it envolves the new scanner and i have been scanning things on it for days like pictures and tea bags and things as it is lets you get really close and i was just doing it to pass the time and learn the controls but then i thought i should scan something that is not flat in to it so i ran downstairs a bit ago and got a lump of coal from the fire place and then went back up stairs and i must of been hyped up and excited at at the time as i ran up the stairs and slammed the door shut and banged the coal down on to the scanner to hard and it has broke the glass completly there are no sparks coming out of it just a big lump of coal sticking out of the top and i try to shut the lid but it is still there inside and if my step dad finds this he will not be to all be not all that happy with me and carl is out at the moment so i can not ask him i was wondering if anyone nows about scanners maybe bongo or pear and they can tell me how to fix the glass or if we need a new one as it costs 100 pounds and maybe i could go dixons tommorow and by another and set it up as my step dad will not me home till tommorow night and maybe i could remove the coal and put a blanket over it in the meantime but it is just one of the things i can not believe this has happened i have not felt this bad since sjoke beat us a long time ago and it was at the council house and then at the end it was foyle who smacked a power volley like baston and it was going in but then there keeper illigaly used his hands to stop the ball on the goal line and another player touched the ball in the first half but this is beside the point i feel all burning in my arms i can not understand why i slammed the coal down so hard"Apparently a few off here actually met him in the end ... I met him on Saturday, Paul. He was pissed as usual, but he says he'll be at the OBPU.  M. |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 9, 2012 10:19:19 GMT
StokieCarls thread about his PC was fecked,and his Mum was going to kill him when she got in.
Plus the Cats in your garden thread.
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Post by NG4POTTERS on Apr 9, 2012 12:56:47 GMT
Joeinoz's RIP threads are pretty legendary. Never heard of half of the dead folk he mentions ;D
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Post by Billy the kid on Apr 9, 2012 20:26:36 GMT
Tourches thread about the mrs leaving him was entertaining, especially the advice about putting veet in the conditioner instead of the shampoo so as his lad wouldn't end up bald  |
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Apr 10, 2012 11:10:38 GMT
The thread where that bird was going to ask Craig to marry her at midnight.
Fuckin' hell. That had me glued to my laptop all night.
TRUFFLE!
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 10, 2012 12:18:11 GMT
Did someone mention frozen bread??  |
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Post by frasier99 on Apr 10, 2012 12:58:40 GMT
;D shithouse
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 10, 2012 13:05:07 GMT
Brown Wings. |
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Post by kingdongstwin on Apr 10, 2012 13:32:38 GMT
The one where people drew something SCFC related pictionary style? Remember someone drawing the Wayne Thomas in greggs story. Always liked the look alikes thread too. Ian Dowie...Chunk out the Goonies.
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Post by hamptonpig on Apr 10, 2012 15:18:17 GMT
The list of transfer targets in Coate's car......
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Post by JurgenVandeurzen on Apr 10, 2012 15:24:38 GMT
The thread where that bird was going to ask Craig to marry her at midnight. Fuckin' hell. That had me glued to my laptop all night. TRUFFLE! That was hilarious!! |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 10, 2012 20:19:31 GMT
The Good Ship Stoke City. Have you still got it OS? I think that was the only entertaining thing about that season.
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Post by jonah77 on Apr 10, 2012 21:17:33 GMT
the one about the big ugly cow who chinned someone at the brit and then turned into a poetry review.
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Post by k on Apr 10, 2012 22:11:56 GMT
The guy who was wearing shorts and cut his knee, and then went indoors and knelt down on the carpet, only to find after a while kneeling down that his knee had scabbed over and his knee was stuck to the carpet.
Also the one with the guy who did a fart so bad it made his dog vomit!
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Post by alcommunicado on Apr 11, 2012 7:16:23 GMT
Did someone mention frozen bread?? This, Raveonthewing, whatever happened to him? |
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Post by NG4POTTERS on Apr 11, 2012 7:46:38 GMT
The list of transfer targets in Coate's car...... That was quality ;D |
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Post by frasier99 on Apr 11, 2012 7:58:47 GMT
Did someone mention frozen bread?? This, Raveonthewing, whatever happened to him? Tosser Raven i mean |
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