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Post by multiplescoregasms on Mar 21, 2012 21:34:27 GMT
If he comes on: 'Can you get up, can you get up, can you get up off the bench? Can you get up off the bench?'  I don't proclaim to be a composer. |
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Post by philm87 on Mar 22, 2012 1:17:15 GMT
He wants to go home
He wants to go hoooome
Carlos Tevez
He wants to go home
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 4:57:59 GMT
We thought you'd fucked off,
We thought you'd fucked offffffffffffffffff,
Carlos Tevez,
We thought you'd fucked off....
Or:-
He only plays if he wants to,
Plays if he wants to
He only plays if he wants to.
(same tune as you only sing when your winning)
or:-
Dont Cry for me Carloz Tevez,
The truth is,
mancini wants you,
Your on the bench son,
You never know just,
When you'l be playing.
(mmmm needs a bit of work, but you get the jist)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 5:50:25 GMT
He'd rather play golf
He'd rather play gollllllfffff
Your lazy fat argie
He'd rather play golf
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Post by Northy on Mar 22, 2012 7:25:42 GMT
all good ones above, and -
you'll never take the Falklands
you'll never take the Falklands
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2012 7:29:16 GMT
I prefer the simple "Wanker". Couldn't be sung to a more apt person.
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Post by Linx on Mar 22, 2012 7:30:21 GMT
all good ones above, and - you'll never take the Falklands you'll never take the Falklands Actually, without any RN aircraft carriers, they probably will this time.... . But as far as Tevez goes, can there ever be a more shameless example of pragmatism over principle (Mancini), or greedy medal-hunting (Tevez: "Oh shit, I might miss out on a Champions Medal here, unless I can squeeze in a couple of games before the end")? |
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Post by Northy on Mar 22, 2012 7:36:05 GMT
all good ones above, and - you'll never take the Falklands you'll never take the Falklands Actually, without any RN aircraft carriers, they probably will this time.... . But as far as Tevez goes, can there ever be a more shameless example of pragmatism over principle (Mancini), or greedy medal-hunting (Tevez: "Oh shit, I might miss out on a Champions Medal here, unless I can squeeze in a couple of games before the end")? we still have the illustrious, and 3 assault ships, and we also have a lot more than just 60 marines as in 1982 stationed there now, along with radar and anti aircraft systems, planes and a nuke sub in the area (allegedly  ) |
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Post by bunnyscfc on Mar 22, 2012 8:34:20 GMT
He's Carlos Tevez
he plays golf when he wants
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Post by Northy on Mar 22, 2012 8:36:25 GMT
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Mar 22, 2012 8:43:55 GMT
SAdly I think he could be the catalist to their revival which started last night.
He'll probably start Saturday and score for sure.
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Post by skelman on Mar 22, 2012 8:44:53 GMT
You're a pig ugly git
Who's nowhere near fit
Fcuk off Argentina
Cos we don't give a shit
Sung to the theme of 'I wanna go home ....... ;D
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Post by ladyinred on Mar 22, 2012 8:57:34 GMT
Carlos Tevez - He said No
Carlos Tevez - He said No
How about something to the Citeh fans if they actually cheeer him?
Have you no pride?
Have you no pride?
He pissed on your club
Have you no pride?
Obviously something better and to a different tune, as everything suggested is to the same tune.
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Post by bunnyscfc on Mar 22, 2012 9:16:38 GMT
Have you got no pride?
Took your club for a ride
Tevez did what he wanted
Have you got no pride?
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Post by ladyinred on Mar 22, 2012 10:43:23 GMT
Have you got no pride? Took your club for a ride Tevez did what he wanted Have you got no pride? Better than my effort! |
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Post by scfcno1fan on Mar 22, 2012 10:46:21 GMT
You're a pig ugly git Who's nowhere near fit Fcuk off Argentina Cos we don't give a shit Sung to the theme of 'I wanna go home ....... ;D I like this one!! |
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Post by stokhe on Mar 22, 2012 14:16:42 GMT
hes shit on you all,,,hes shit on you all,carlos tevez hes shit on you all.
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Post by superjonnywalters on Mar 22, 2012 14:31:04 GMT
He was a red and now a blue, Tevez Tevez
He’s made a fucking fool of you, Tevez Tevez
He’s on the bench, he’ll fucking moan
He’d rather be at fucking home
Carlos Tevez, money grabbing cunt
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Post by Ayupshag on Mar 22, 2012 14:46:22 GMT
He was a red and now a blue, Tevez Tevez He’s made a fucking fool of you, Tevez Tevez He’s on the bench, he’ll fucking moan He’d rather be at fucking home Carlos Tevez, money grabbing cunt That gets my vote pal. Lovin lovin lovin it ;D |
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Post by bunnyscfc on Mar 22, 2012 15:28:36 GMT
He was a red and now a blue, Tevez Tevez He’s made a fucking fool of you, Tevez Tevez He’s on the bench, he’ll fucking moan He’d rather be at fucking home Carlos Tevez, money grabbing cunt *applauds* |
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Post by superjonnywalters on Mar 22, 2012 15:31:19 GMT
....nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah, nah nah........
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Post by Stay up again for - hoodyjr on Mar 22, 2012 16:10:17 GMT
to a reply of
Carlos Tevez, he plays when he wants.
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Post by NassauDave on Mar 22, 2012 16:36:01 GMT
He'd rather be at fucking home -genius.
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Post by tuum on Mar 22, 2012 16:43:59 GMT
We thought you'd fucked off, We thought you'd fucked offffffffffffffffff, Carlos Tevez, We thought you'd fucked off.... Or:- He only plays if he wants to, Plays if he wants to He only plays if he wants to. (same tune as you only sing when your winning) or:- Dont Cry for me Carloz Tevez, The truth is, mancini wants you, Your on the bench son, You never know just, When you'l be playing. (mmmm needs a bit of work, but you get the jist) too much time on your hands! and too much time at Shenanighans Jomtien quiz night |
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Post by arniepieinthesky on Mar 22, 2012 19:51:23 GMT
He'd rather go home,
He'd rather go home,
Manchester's a shithole,
He'd rather go home!
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Post by stokhe on Mar 23, 2012 6:56:33 GMT
He'd rather go home, He'd rather go home, Manchester's a shithole, He'd rather go home! or,he wants to go home. |
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Post by Stretfordpotterer on Mar 23, 2012 10:04:49 GMT
we love the dog that bit your face tevez, tevez
we love the dog that bit your face tevez, tevez
how'd you get a bird, you cnut
your heads been sewn on back to front
Carlos Tevez, dirty argie scum
He's only here to lose some weight tevez, tevez
He's only here to lose some weight tevez, tevez
nobody will want to buy
the fat fucker who ate the pies
Carlos Tevez, dirty argie scum
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Post by atbreakofday on Mar 23, 2012 10:21:23 GMT
His kids miss their dad.
His kids miss their daaaad
Carlos Tevez
His kids miss their dad.
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Post by Potters-Online on Mar 23, 2012 10:29:23 GMT
The scars prove that his head fell off, Tevez, Tevez.
You'll never shag a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez.
You greedy twat, you argy c**t,
They stitched your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez, Herman Monsters son.
The old ones are still the best ;D
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Mar 23, 2012 10:44:24 GMT
He drives around at 96,
TP, TP,
He gets let off with his bullshit,
TP, TP,
He hit Tevez at 96 and his face now looks like pick and mix,
Carlos Tevez, ugly Argie twat!
To the tune of Ricardo Fuller, City's number 10.
Sorry bored.com ;D
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