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Post by KevinWhimper on Feb 17, 2012 17:33:05 GMT
So I'm looking to get into a trade as an apprentice but I don't even know where to start, I've tried google searches and job websites but to no avail, and I'm unsure which sector has the best prospects.
Can anyone help?
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Post by andrewguk on Feb 17, 2012 18:47:48 GMT
Pornstar
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Post by Orbs on Feb 17, 2012 18:49:10 GMT
Plasterer.
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Post by KevinWhimper on Feb 17, 2012 18:55:16 GMT
Brilliant, and I take it I need to do an apprenticeship or are there other ways of getting into it? |
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Post by Orbs on Feb 17, 2012 19:01:09 GMT
Brilliant, and I take it I need to do an apprenticeship or are there other ways of getting into it? Elastic band round the bottom of your widge and off you go. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2012 19:02:58 GMT
Gas fitter mate, thats the job that will earn you the most money kidder. boiler repairs on a cold night £80 call out fee straight away. landlord safety certificate £50.
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Post by LH_SCFC on Feb 17, 2012 19:06:04 GMT
Human trafficking.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2012 19:11:32 GMT
Work in the public sector and do fuck all and post on here all day......Like most of the Left wing lot on here  |
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Post by salopstick on Feb 17, 2012 19:20:22 GMT
barbering
piss takes aside if you get the right shop its a very decent living
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2012 19:36:10 GMT
Brilliant, and I take it I need to do an apprenticeship or are there other ways of getting into it? Elastic band round the bottom of your widge and off you go. A Male Gigolo, here is mumf having his feet done..They pay good money in Cheshire yer know...  |
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Post by frasier99 on Feb 17, 2012 20:43:53 GMT
do you want a clean job - sparky (crafty cunts with brains),
joiner (big headed cunts)
manual job - plasterer, (thick as pigshit)
Builder (high almighty gobshite)
Plumber, (robbing bastard with no morals)
painter and decorator - (no personality boring bastards)
the choice.............. is yours
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2012 20:51:33 GMT
Or dodgy car salesman like we know on here....Oh Errrrrrr  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2012 21:02:28 GMT
Or you could be good at fishing and be on the Discovery channels   Think my advice is finished ;D |
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Post by jonah77 on Feb 17, 2012 21:04:03 GMT
if i had my time again,i think i'd be a rockstar.or maybe an astronaut.
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Post by KevinWhimper on Feb 17, 2012 21:04:55 GMT
Cheers gents struggling to find any available apprenticeships in Stoke which is the main problem now :\
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Post by wazbagsbro on Feb 17, 2012 21:16:06 GMT
IF you got good grades at school, try to get an apprentiship (5 attempts at spelling,soz) at Rolls Royce in Cheshire.Skint for 5 years but then highly trained , highly qualified and highly sort after yourself. Better than a degree mate.Or ill get you on with me at Mcdonalds
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Post by KevinWhimper on Feb 17, 2012 21:24:42 GMT
I'm 21 just left Uni after 2 years of a 4 year course because basically its not worth the debt and the miserable existence that I had, looking to get into a trade.
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Post by brownedgestokie on Feb 17, 2012 23:57:41 GMT
If your serious about a trade, then get the Yellow Pages and call people up stating how determined you are to break into the industry, I did the exact same thing years ago. Im no longer on the tools, but i can promise you that the Plumbing/Gas Fitting industry is not the best route to take. What people fail to realise is, all the plumbers that were working on new build sites are chasing the domestic market and driving the price down.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2012 0:22:56 GMT
Mmmm......I'd try treading the boards as a Stand-up comedian in Leek & Cheddleton as there is an obvious shortage round these parts....infact, '' they're not all there , there's something missing !''.
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Post by frasier99 on Feb 18, 2012 7:51:15 GMT
Or have a word with mumf
There aren't many dog whisperers around the potteries these days
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Post by oldgit57 on Feb 18, 2012 10:05:50 GMT
Or have a word with mumf There aren't many dog whisperers around the potteries these days Could be they're keeping quiet about it |
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Post by zigazaga on Feb 18, 2012 11:03:02 GMT
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Post by KevinWhimper on Feb 18, 2012 15:24:59 GMT
Cheers mate, just applied. |
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Post by EccyStokie on Feb 18, 2012 15:52:32 GMT
Joiners are the best, that's what I am. The most skilled and creative out the lot plus you can't get bored with joinery as the range of work is massive..
Also I'm fucking brilliant at it (who said we're big headed?)
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Post by KevinWhimper on Feb 18, 2012 16:21:10 GMT
Joiners are the best, that's what I am. The most skilled and creative out the lot plus you can't get bored with joinery as the range of work is massive.. Also I'm fucking brilliant at it (who said we're big headed?) My mate did a long apprenticeship in joinery and now he's on JCB because he couldn't get a job anywhere. |
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Post by Northy on Feb 18, 2012 17:05:20 GMT
Try George S Hall at Festival Park, building maintenance, mechanical and electrical maintenance, they have a good apprenticeship scheme where you do a cross section, and then you can go into specialist areas, boilers, electrics, Air conditioning, controls etc. or do them all.
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Post by bignickhowes on Feb 18, 2012 18:47:25 GMT
I was and still sort of are an apprentice stonemason, would recommend this job but its just I was made redundant an its a nightmare to get another job in this trade.
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Post by huuuuuth on Feb 18, 2012 21:12:55 GMT
do you want a clean job - sparky (crafty cunts with brains)  |
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Post by Gods on Feb 18, 2012 21:21:03 GMT
Work in the public sector and do fuck all and post on here all day......Like most of the Left wing lot on here Joking apart that's probably the best advice you have on this thread so far. Stress free, unsackable, and most of all you still get a final salary pension which will mean nothing to you now but will be worth more than your house and everything you own come your retirement. |
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Post by Stalking Horse on Feb 20, 2012 9:21:06 GMT
Bank robber.
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