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Post by redwhite on Feb 13, 2012 14:15:22 GMT
I'll start off with Piers fucking Morgan - a talentless, arrogant twitter warrior. At least the gobshite has fucked off from Britain now to entertain the yanks. First class prick.  and breathe... |
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Post by frasier99 on Feb 13, 2012 15:07:28 GMT
Kermit the fuckeyed Frog
with his squeaky shitty voice
Keep yer dirty green fingers of Miss piggy!
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Post by Mason_Stokie on Feb 13, 2012 16:17:45 GMT
I'll start off with Piers fucking Morgan - a talentless, arrogant twitter warrior. At least the gobshite has fucked off from Britain now to entertain the yanks. First class prick. and breathe... Can you believe he a "football pundit" now. We've had a couple of games on Fox recently and he's been on there as an "expert". Unbelievable Jeff! |
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Post by offthewall on Feb 13, 2012 16:36:05 GMT
Easy ;D
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Post by zigazaga on Feb 13, 2012 16:43:08 GMT
Carol Vorderman.
+ That talentless irish bint who does the ice skating. She failed big time on breakfast ITV but somehow managed to get the skating job even though shes uselesss. Cant think of her name but shes got big teeth and goes out with Lampard.
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Post by redwhite on Feb 13, 2012 17:08:17 GMT
I'll start off with Piers fucking Morgan - a talentless, arrogant twitter warrior. At least the gobshite has fucked off from Britain now to entertain the yanks. First class prick. and breathe... Can you believe he a "football pundit" now. We've had a couple of games on Fox recently and he's been on there as an "expert". Unbelievable Jeff! I know, what is this world coming to?! ;D www.theweek.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity-antics/45110/piers-morgan-v-gary-lineker-clash-football-punditsand as much as I dislike Lineker, I did enjoy reading that |
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Post by lommack on Feb 13, 2012 17:36:40 GMT
Amanda Holden
Talentless, sycophantic, media whore.
"Look everyone I nearly died last week but this week I'm well enough to come to work and leave my week old baby with strangers"
Says everything really
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Post by mistersausage on Feb 13, 2012 18:06:47 GMT
James Corden, a talentless fat cuntslab who just dropped lucky with his sphincter licking and those blokes who wear coloured socks to work because they think they are being a bit off the wall. Katie Price, a disgusting media prostitute with an ego the size of her plastic tits. If a bloke had his cock swollen by plastic he'd be a laughing stock but heyyy ... it's ok for women to have plastic tits ;D She's pig ugly, thick as pigshit, and will use anything, even her disabled son, to promote her 'career'. She is quite simply a prozzy. Russell Brand, another talentless wanker whose ego is the size of fucking Saturn. Goes on about his serial shagging but marries the first woman to show any interest in him. He's as funny as terminal cancer and looks like a fucking tranny whose forgot to shave. Anyone off Big Brother .... Make me want to fucking puke. Event Horizons for all things worthwhile. A pointless celebration of acting queer, horny, a bit crazy ... Boring, banal shite with 'look at me' neanderthals and narcissists vying for the cameras eye. The sort of people who make me live in the hope that spontaneous human combustion does exist and will pay a vist to them soon, preferably live on camera. I could go on but .................... |
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Post by jamlander on Feb 13, 2012 18:21:17 GMT
Brian Sewell and Mark Kermode.
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Post by offthewall on Feb 13, 2012 18:54:51 GMT
Cilla Black and Esther Rancid
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Post by jonah77 on Feb 13, 2012 19:08:28 GMT
Brian Sewell and Mark Kermode. when ever i see sewell i think the patronising twat is taking the piss out of me,however he does seemingly have intelligence on his side so ican't whole-heartedley despise him. peter fuckin andre,on the other hand,is a complete moron who loves to play the victim card,however he appears to be a nice,if brain dead,chump. piers bastard morgan has absoloutley no redeeming features and needs to spend the rest of eternity being anally probed,very forcefully,by something very large and angular. |
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Post by mistersausage on Feb 13, 2012 19:24:12 GMT
Brian Sewell and Mark Kermode. I actually listen to Kermodes podcasts about the cinema ;D He can be very self indulgent and irritating though. |
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Post by robdog on Feb 13, 2012 19:28:20 GMT
Ricky Gervais
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Post by harrysburrow on Feb 13, 2012 19:39:36 GMT
Denise Welch. (Geordie Swamp Donkey who would eat a shit sarni if it got her on tele).
Kerry Katona. (Went on Stars in Their Eyes and was shit - and she's made a fortune as a "singer"?)
Daniel O'Donnell. (Poors man's Val Doonican says it all really).
Vic Reeves. (As funny as a septic hemorrhoid).
Jeremy Clarkson. (Now so far up his own arse he thinks he can say anything about anybody).
Frank Skinner. (Twat).
Piers Morgan. (Wanker).
Richard Gere. (Just don't like him).
Cheri Blair. (Shittin ell).
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Post by Neckend Potter on Feb 13, 2012 20:00:32 GMT
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Feb 13, 2012 20:01:06 GMT
Alan fucking Davies - Complete and utter twat! Nothing else to add really.
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Post by chopandmash on Feb 13, 2012 20:05:47 GMT
above and beyond anyone else by a country mile chris moyles
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Post by zigazaga on Feb 13, 2012 20:20:05 GMT
Mr_Sausage your comments are class. Dont stop there give us a few more please.  As anyone else noticed that the majority of the names mentioned really do have no talent at all? So how the hell do they get on TV and make so much money? |
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Post by redwhite on Feb 13, 2012 20:24:07 GMT
James Corden, a talentless fat cuntslab who just dropped lucky with his sphincter licking and those blokes who wear coloured socks to work because they think they are being a bit off the wall. Katie Price, a disgusting media prostitute with an ego the size of her plastic tits. If a bloke had his cock swollen by plastic he'd be a laughing stock but heyyy ... it's ok for women to have plastic tits ;D She's pig ugly, thick as pigshit, and will use anything, even her disabled son, to promote her 'career'. She is quite simply a prozzy. Russell Brand, another talentless wanker whose ego is the size of fucking Saturn. Goes on about his serial shagging but marries the first woman to show any interest in him. He's as funny as terminal cancer and looks like a fucking tranny whose forgot to shave. Anyone off Big Brother .... Make me want to fucking puke. Event Horizons for all things worthwhile. A pointless celebration of acting queer, horny, a bit crazy ... Boring, banal shite with 'look at me' neanderthals and narcissists vying for the cameras eye. The sort of people who make me live in the hope that spontaneous human combustion does exist and will pay a vist to them soon, preferably live on camera. I could go on but .................... Brilliant ;D |
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Post by oldgit57 on Feb 13, 2012 20:49:11 GMT
Agree with almost eveyone named on here, with the exception of Kermit ( come on Frasier cut him some slack, poor sods been the victim of domestic violence for years)
Can I just add a few of my own?
Ant and Dec,
Michael Caine
Rolf Harris ( no I dont know what it is yet and I dont fuckin care either)
Noel Edmonds
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Post by Douglas Reynholm on Feb 13, 2012 20:55:36 GMT
Piers Morgan
Sara Cox
Alan Davies
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Post by offthewall on Feb 13, 2012 20:57:56 GMT
Chris Evans is starting to get on my tits
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2012 21:32:27 GMT
1.Louie Spence is horrific
2.Jeremy Kyle is an arrogant shit
3.Richard Hammond closely followed by James May and Clarkson,all three are really shitly dressed cunthooks
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Post by redstriper on Feb 13, 2012 21:56:41 GMT
Alan "chatty man" Carr... cant we keep the radiowaves clear of people who have fucking irritating whiny voices ?
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Post by wingy1964 on Feb 13, 2012 22:55:29 GMT
That bloke dressed as a woman for the WE SELL YOUR PROPERTY.COM advert rapping on that buggy.I've only seen it a few times I hate him,her, it.
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on Feb 13, 2012 23:27:24 GMT
James Corden, a talentless fat cuntslab who just dropped lucky with his sphincter licking and those blokes who wear coloured socks to work because they think they are being a bit off the wall. Katie Price, a disgusting media prostitute with an ego the size of her plastic tits. If a bloke had his cock swollen by plastic he'd be a laughing stock but heyyy ... it's ok for women to have plastic tits ;D She's pig ugly, thick as pigshit, and will use anything, even her disabled son, to promote her 'career'. She is quite simply a prozzy. Russell Brand, another talentless wanker whose ego is the size of fucking Saturn. Goes on about his serial shagging but marries the first woman to show any interest in him. He's as funny as terminal cancer and looks like a fucking tranny whose forgot to shave. Anyone off Big Brother .... Make me want to fucking puke. Event Horizons for all things worthwhile. A pointless celebration of acting queer, horny, a bit crazy ... Boring, banal shite with 'look at me' neanderthals and narcissists vying for the cameras eye. The sort of people who make me live in the hope that spontaneous human combustion does exist and will pay a vist to them soon, preferably live on camera. I could go on but .................... All of those except Corden..actually quite a good actor but a bit of a tw@t I must agree ;D |
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Post by AdderleyGreenStokie on Feb 14, 2012 9:15:11 GMT
Davina McCall. She thinks she's funny, that everybody loves her and all men want to shag her.
I don't. She's just a dick.
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Post by The special one on Feb 14, 2012 12:04:46 GMT
What about the only way is essex? The only way is a fucking gas chamber for that lot of cretins
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Feb 14, 2012 12:25:51 GMT
Dame Judi Dench.
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Post by boskampsflaps on Feb 14, 2012 15:16:33 GMT
What about the only way is essex? The only way is a fucking gas chamber for that lot of cretins  ;D |
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