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Post by exiledstokie on Feb 13, 2012 13:35:57 GMT
I hear she's currently dusting the cobwebs of Sailf Diao in preperation for the big match on Thursday. He played in a World Cup once upon a time don't you know  |
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Post by Jug Bank Stokie on Feb 13, 2012 13:39:27 GMT
Salif was born to play in games like Thursday.
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Post by PerCyfilth ....Captains Log on Feb 13, 2012 13:40:19 GMT
i thought he was an ambassador for the club yet with his contacts in Africa we have attracted no one. His fellow Senegalese fucked off to Newcastle Demba Ba and Papisse Cisse so where does he carry out his duties..Etruria?
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Post by exiledstokie on Feb 13, 2012 13:45:19 GMT
i thought he was an ambassador for the club yet with his contacts in Africa we have attracted no one. His fellow Senegalese fucked off to Newcastle Demba Ba and Papisse Cisse so where does he carry out his duties..Etruria? He's only let out of the cupboard for special occasions like Thursday. |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 13, 2012 13:47:32 GMT
Did she find Walters name tag superglued to the team sheet?  |
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Post by simpson93 on Feb 13, 2012 13:48:00 GMT
to be fair when ive seen salif play this season hes probably been the best midfielder on the pitch but thats just my opinion
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Post by exiledstokie on Feb 13, 2012 13:49:42 GMT
Did she find Walters name tag superglued to the team sheet? Tone has 3 sheets which he photocopies, each has Walters either ST, RM or LM. He just shuffles them and picks one from week to week. |
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Post by zigazaga on Feb 13, 2012 14:05:48 GMT
Yest another one of Pullis' wastrals taking up a valuable squad number and being paid handsomly for doing sweet FA for the cause.
What with Mama, Davies, Tongue, Soares, Nash, Arismendi, Collins,etc I think the cleaner would need one hell of a duster to sort all of them out.
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Post by StokieBoy31 on Feb 13, 2012 14:07:48 GMT
to be fair when ive seen salif play this season hes probably been the best midfielder on the pitch but thats just my opinion Can't argue with that I'm a big Salif fan myself he's not put a foot wrong when called upon |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2012 14:12:59 GMT
i thought he was an ambassador for the club yet with his contacts in Africa we have attracted no one. His fellow Senegalese fucked off to Newcastle Demba Ba and Papisse Cisse so where does he carry out his duties..Etruria? Actually that's not far from the truth. My mate Neil, who is ITK, told me that when Salif was handed-down his ambassadorial role for the club by TP, he was asked where he thought that the latest hot-bed of African talent was. "Eritrea, boss" he answered. TP then passed this on to the Admin office at the Brit, who wrote up a whole scouting plan based upon Salif's advice. Unfortunately, some one had forgotten to turn off the spell-checker in Microsoft Word. Hence, Salif can be found most Sundays in Etruria Park, keeping an eye out for the latest nugget of talent so that we can continue our policy of bringing local lads through. He was specifically briefed to scout Centre-Half-cum-Right Wingers. It not going too well just now. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2012 17:56:42 GMT
Priceless!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2012 18:34:48 GMT
Salif 'I still cant believe I'm still being paid as a professional footballer' Djao
by any chance ?
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Post by mistersausage on Feb 13, 2012 18:36:49 GMT
i thought he was an ambassador for the club yet with his contacts in Africa we have attracted no one. His fellow Senegalese fucked off to Newcastle Demba Ba and Papisse Cisse so where does he carry out his duties..Etruria? Etruria .... It's Lakeside now ;D |
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