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Post by orfyboothen on Jan 25, 2012 19:58:32 GMT
Bear with me folks on this one.
I realise that I've missed loads of potential songs and adjusted some lyrics here but it's a start. Feel free to add any more which realistically could take off... startin g Saturday in Derby spoons!
SONGSHEET FOR STOKIES 1
The classics (but don’t overdo it!)
1. DELILAH
2. WHEN THE REDS GO MARCHING IN
3. STOKE WILL TEAR YOU APART
4. WHEN I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY...
5. We’re Stoke City...WE’LL PLAY HOW WE WANT/ WE’RE LOUDER THAN YOU
6. SWEET CHARIOT (only if they give us shit about long ball)
7. WE’RE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Familiar but nearly forgotten tunes...
1. BOOTHEN BOYS: hello, hello, we are the Boothen boys, hello, hello, we are the Boothen boys, and if you are a Vale fan surrender or you’ll die, we all follow the City
2.
Tunes for the lads
TOMMY: ‘Oh Tommy Tommy etc.’
WILKO: (to the tune of ‘I am the music man’)
“He is a local lad, he comes from down our way
Where does he play?
Where does he play?
He plays for City
Andy, Andy, Wilkinson, Wilkinson, Wilkinson, Andy, Andy, Wilkinson, Andy Wilkinson”
MARK WILSON (to the tune of ‘Walking in a Winter Wonderland’)
“There’s only one Mark Wilson
One Mark Wilson
He cost too much
But he’s got a great touch
Walking in a Wilson Wonderland”
RYAN SHAWCROSS
“There is a lad from Manchester
He stands at 6 feet t----a----l----l
A centre-half who plays football
With feet like Johan Cruyff
He played for the shit
We put him right
He moves from box to b----o----x
And there he stands in red and white
Ryan, Ryan Shawcross”
ROBERT HUTH
“Robert Huth, Huth, Huth
He’s a massive German youth
Robert Huth, Huth, Huth
He’ll knock out your fuckin’ tooth
To the left, to the right
He’ll defend with all his might
He’s the best in the land and he shits on Ferdinand!”
RYAN SHOTTON?
GLENN WHELAN?
WHELAN/ DELAP/ ETHERINGTON combo (To the Tune of ‘You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’)
“We’ve got Delap and Whelan, We’ve got Delap and Whelan, We’ve got Delap and Whelan, Etherington, ‘ton, ‘ton”
HUTH, UPSON, WHITEHEAD combo (To the Tune of ‘oops uside ya head)
“Huth.. Upson...Whitehead, I say Huth.. Upson...Whitehead”
RORY DELAP
“Follow, follow follow, Stoke City the team to follow, people say we are crap, we’ve got Rory Delap and you lot can’t handle his thr-----ow!”
DEAN WHITEHEAD (To the tune of Ghostbusters!)
“When there’s something wrong in your midfield, who ya gonna call? Dean Whitehead! Der-der der-der der-der der-der-der-der. He aint scared of no Scholes!”
MATTY ETHERINGTON (To the tune of Robin Hood)
“Etherington, Etherington running down the wing, Etherington, Etherington running down the wing, feared by the Vale, loved by the Stoke, Etherington, Etherington, Etherington.”
JERMAINE PENNANT (To the tune of I love you baby)
“Oh Jermaine Pennant you are the love of my life, Oh Jermaine Pennant, I’d let you shag my wife, Oh Jermaine Pennant, I want curly hair too!”
RICARDO FULLER
“He gets the ball and scares ‘em all Fuller, Fuller
‘Gainst your defence he is immense Fuller, Fuller
In the box, he’ll never miss
And on the wing he takes the piss
Riccardo Fuller, City’s number 10
Nah-nah, nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah etc.
PETER CROUCH (‘Only fools n Horses’ tune – no income tax, no V.A.T.)
Great long legs and size 12 feet
6 foot 7, he’s our big Pete
Plays for Stoke in red and white
Peter Crouch is dynam---i---t---e
God bless Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
Long live Peter Crouch
C’est magnifique Peter Crouch
Magnifique
Or
(to the tune of let’s all have a disco)
Crouch is a Potter
He looks like Rodney Trotter
Na na na na...
KENWYNE JONES
Kenwyne is a Stokie,
He comes from Trinadad,
He looks like Whoopie Goldberg
His Hair is fuckin’ mad,
He came to Stoke from Sunderland and this is what he said
...Steve Bruce is a wanker with a big fat fuckin’ head
OR
(To the tune of Dr. Jones)
Kenywne Jones Jones
Scoring Kenwyne Jones
Kenywne Jones, Jones
Keep scoring!
CAMERON JEROME
MAMA SIDIBE
Mama mama mama mama ma.....mama sidibe
Newish ones that could take-off?
Loud as F**K! (to the tune of Sweet Chariot)
We are Stoke, we are Stoke
From the Potteries
Loud as fuck wherever we go
1863 (to the tune of yellow submarine)
In the town, where i was born
In the land, of pottery
There’s a club, whose name you sing
Once you know, your history
We’ve been here since 1863, since 1863, since 1863.
Just can’t get enough
When i see you City, i go right outta my head
I just can’t get enough, i just can’t get enough
Singing we’ll be with you and who will buy my bread?
I just can’t get enough, i just can’t get enough
We’ll win the league and we’ll win the cup,
And i just can’t seem to get enough of you
De d de d de ....
Any more?
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Post by dbpotters on Jan 25, 2012 20:10:04 GMT
some of them are cracking Stoke on trent born and bred born and bred born and bred stoke on trent born and bred Andy Wilko/Wilkinson conna decide which works best from another thread |
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Post by orfyboothen on Jan 25, 2012 20:18:48 GMT
Asmir, WOOO,
Asmir
He comes from Bosnia
He's always on Twitter !
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Post by miggo on Jan 25, 2012 20:22:55 GMT
just seen a qualty one on the other thread to balotelli tune what man city sing
oooooh Tony Pulis, He's the gaffer, He wears a cap
He plays it high and long instead of boring tippy tap
He got us to this league and put Stoke City on the map
oooooh Tony Pulis etc
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Post by stokie25 on Jan 25, 2012 20:24:55 GMT
Sterling effort!!!! Bury me under the boothen has long since....well, been buried under the boothen but brings back some pretty good memories for me and is a song i think, with all it's eerie history something that we could unite in  |
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Post by oasis on Jan 25, 2012 20:27:25 GMT
just seen a qualty one on the other thread to balotelli tune what man city sing oooooh Tony Pulis, He's the gaffer, He wears a cap He plays it high and long instead of boring tippy tap He got us to this league and put Stoke City on the map oooooh Tony Pulis etc Quality...but it has words so it's never going to happen.... :/ |
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Post by miggo on Jan 25, 2012 20:30:53 GMT
just seen a qualty one on the other thread to balotelli tune what man city sing oooooh Tony Pulis, He's the gaffer, He wears a cap He plays it high and long instead of boring tippy tap He got us to this league and put Stoke City on the map oooooh Tony Pulis etc Quality...but it has words so it's never going to happen.... :/ Confused....do we normally all hum or whistle ???  |
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Post by orfyboothen on Jan 25, 2012 20:36:37 GMT
To the tune of 10 German bombers in the air
There were 10 Rory throw-ins in the air
There were 10 Rory throw-ins in the air
There were 10 Rory throw-ins, 10 Rory throw-ins in the air
10 Rory throw-ins in the air
And YOU can't deal with it 'cos ya shite
No, you can't deal with it 'cos ya shite
No, you can't deal with it
can't deal with it
can't deal with it 'cos ya shite!
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Post by manchesterpotter on Jan 25, 2012 21:03:10 GMT
One for Palacios when he's on the bench...
And it seems to me that you're on the bench 'cos you can't handle the wind - to the tune of Candle In The Wind.
And when he plays we can do the "Palacios der deer de der der, Palacios de der der de"
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Post by worcsstokie15 on Jan 25, 2012 21:03:25 GMT
Follow, follow, follow
Stoke City are the team to follooooowwwwww
With Robert Huth at the back,
And Super Jon in attack,
Stoke City are the team to follooooowwwww
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Post by Miracle Aligner on Jan 25, 2012 22:11:13 GMT
One I heard for Palacios:
Palacios is a Stokie, He comes from Honduras,
We've finally signed a player, who can pick a pass,
He came to Stoke from Tottehham and this is what he said
Harry can't stop twitchin' when his wife is giving head!
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Post by LH_SCFC on Jan 25, 2012 22:25:37 GMT
"Will you bury me under the Boothen" needs bringing back!
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Post by robin1302 on Jan 25, 2012 22:31:33 GMT
Sadly none of those will catch on as they have more than 3 words. Far too complicated for our fans. Give them a nanananananananana and it'll catch on in no time!
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Post by orfyboothen on Jan 25, 2012 22:36:57 GMT
Salford Stokie
I share your doubts and frustrations but don't add to the gloom man - be part of the solution not part of the problem!
"If you aint got a dream Rodders, how can a dream come true?"
D. TROTTER
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Post by chopperscfc on Jan 25, 2012 23:23:49 GMT
Cameron Jerome-
HO HO HO ITS CAMERONNNNN JEROMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEE
HES GONNA SCORE FROM A THROWWWWWWWWWW
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Post by StokieBoy31 on Jan 25, 2012 23:57:18 GMT
"1863 (to the tune of yellow submarine)
In the town, where i was born
In the land, of pottery
There’s a club, whose name you sing
Once you know, your history
We’ve been here since 1863, since 1863, since 1863."
Am i the only one who thinks that should be done at away games ;D
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Post by steino1966 on Jan 26, 2012 0:25:46 GMT
one for Glenn Whelan, Sir Mix A Lot Jump On It 'dum dum dum dum dum dum Glenn Whelan Glenn Whelan Glenn Whelan' So simple and rubbish like most football songs. as seen on Fresh Prince  |
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Post by RonnieStokie on Jan 26, 2012 0:35:43 GMT
The worst Premier League team,
the world has ever seen,
and it's Derby County,
Derby County FC
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Post by manchesterpotter on Jan 26, 2012 0:40:16 GMT
one for Glenn Whelan, Sir Mix A Lot Jump On It 'dum dum dum dum dum dum Glenn Whelan Glenn Whelan Glenn Whelan' So simple and rubbish like most football songs. as seen on Fresh Prince And the next line goes - dum dum dum dum dum dum can't pass it, can't pass it, can't pass it |
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Post by steino1966 on Jan 26, 2012 0:42:46 GMT
one for Glenn Whelan, Sir Mix A Lot Jump On It 'dum dum dum dum dum dum Glenn Whelan Glenn Whelan Glenn Whelan' So simple and rubbish like most football songs. as seen on Fresh Prince And the next line goes - dum dum dum dum dum dum can't pass it, can't pass it, can't pass it ;D catchy song |
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Post by manchesterpotter on Jan 26, 2012 1:02:22 GMT
And the next line goes - dum dum dum dum dum dum can't pass it, can't pass it, can't pass it ;D catchy song Even Block 19 could cope with that! |
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Post by steino1966 on Jan 26, 2012 1:08:19 GMT
Even Block 19 could cope with that! hmmm it's still a tough one for them  |
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Post by brommers90 on Jan 26, 2012 7:18:54 GMT
loving the glen whelan song.... plus wen we sing it can we all do the carlton dance???........noo ok worth a try haha
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Post by mamasidibescfc on Jan 26, 2012 7:27:23 GMT
One I heard for Palacios: Palacios is a Stokie, He comes from Honduras, We've finally signed a player, who can pick a pass, He came to Stoke from Tottehham and this is what he said Harry can't stop twitchin' when his wife is giving head! hahaha no mention of wel be with you>??? |
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Post by bunnyscfc on Jan 26, 2012 8:25:13 GMT
I think we need one re Stoke on Trent as well as SCFC. A show of identity and heritage
(to 'Celery, celery')
Pottery pottery,
if it's not Spode I'll shove you on the road
Get some proper pottery
pottery pottery
if it's not Wade I'll tw** you with a spade
Get some proper pottery
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Post by richardparker on Jan 26, 2012 9:15:12 GMT
For nostalgia value:
There goes the popside running,
must be the boothen coming,
na na na na na na na na
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Jan 26, 2012 9:26:59 GMT
I think we need one re Stoke on Trent as well as SCFC. A show of identity and heritage (to 'Celery, celery') Pottery pottery, if it's not Spode I'll shove you on the road Get some proper pottery pottery pottery if it's not Wade I'll tw** you with a spade Get some proper pottery Very good... |
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Post by superjonnywalters on Jan 26, 2012 9:30:15 GMT
Shawcross is a Stokie
He wears the red and white
Future England captain
Wins everything in sight
He’s proud to be a potter
And we are proud of him
A legend in the making
And here’s a song for him
Shawcross is a Stokie. . . . .
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Post by superjonnywalters on Jan 26, 2012 9:38:57 GMT
He came to Stoke from Southampton, Fuller, Fuller
The Reggae boy will murder ya, Fuller, Fuller,
He’ll get the ball, he’ll do a trick, he’ll make you look a silly prick
Ricarrrrdoo Fullllller, City’s number 10
Nah nah nah nah nah nah…..
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Post by simpson93 on Jan 26, 2012 9:39:45 GMT
One for Palacios when he's on the bench...
And it seems to me that you're on the bench 'cos you can't handle the wind - to the tune of Candle In The Wind.
And when he plays we can do the "Palacios der deer de der der, Palacios de der der de" surely when he comes on it should be to the tune of your not singing anymore; its not windy anymore, its not windy anymore |
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