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Post by andrewguk on Aug 4, 2011 3:16:14 GMT
A man is taking a stroll when he notices a lamp lying on the floor.
Naturally he picks it up, gives it a rub & out pops a genie.
The man says, "I guess I've got 3 wishes then have I?"
Genie "Yes but there is a catch"
Man "What is it?"
Genie "Everything you wish for, your wife gets double what you get"
Man "That's easy. My first wish is to have £100m"
Sure enough just after the man made the wish £100m appeared at his feet.
Man "My second wish is to have a massive mansion on an exotic island"
Genie "Done" and the key to the mansion was in the man's hand
Man "So let me get this straight. I have £100m and a huge mansion and my wife has £200m with a mansion twice the size as mine on an exotic island"
Genie "Correct! So, what is your last wish?"
Man "I want you to scare me half to death!"
;D
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Post by firingsquad on Aug 4, 2011 6:59:18 GMT
that jokes older than me
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Post by lawrieleslie on Aug 4, 2011 8:09:57 GMT
Man goes to the doctors
Man: Doctor I think I am addicted to brake fluid.
Doctor: Dunner worry you will be able to stop anytime you want........
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