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Post by avishotair on Jul 1, 2011 15:21:59 GMT
Jehovah's witness convention on at the Britannia stadium.
My advice when they do door knocking practice, just roll up your sleeve put a plaster on the inside of your arm and tell them you've just had a blood transfusion.
Please, if you know any jehovahs, ask them not to leave a watch tower on my seat in block 27.
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Post by tweet on Jul 1, 2011 15:25:45 GMT
i live in trentham they will get a big fuck yoursen off from me if they come knocking
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Post by avishotair on Jul 1, 2011 15:26:51 GMT
i live in trentham they will get a big fuck yoursen off from me if they come knocking Another really good option. |
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Post by poetscorner on Jul 1, 2011 19:30:46 GMT
Went down Trentham Road about 6pm loads of buses and cars coming off Stanley Matthews Way, the Jehovahs cleaned the Britiannia Stadium last week because it is a place of worship this weekend. Hope they cleaned the bird muck off my sit in the Boothen End, it will save me come August.
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Post by dbpotters on Jul 1, 2011 19:32:48 GMT
Jehovah's witness convention on at the Britannia stadium. My advice when they do door knocking practice, just roll up your sleeve put a plaster on the inside of your arm and tell them you've just had a blood transfusion. Please, if you know any jehovahs, ask them not to leave a watch tower on my seat in block 27. birrov iron maiden blasting out thee wireless whilst shouting the dog inside...................come on satan in now |
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Post by dbpotters on Jul 1, 2011 19:36:46 GMT
with regards the title
has their ever been a good time to live in blurton or eron x ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2011 19:59:23 GMT
Guess they're avoiding Hanford altogether then, can't blame the poor souls ;D
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Post by chunkie on Jul 1, 2011 20:02:42 GMT
wonder what music they play?
knock knocking on heavens door?
I hear you knocking?
knock knock on wood?
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Post by theoldvic on Jul 1, 2011 20:04:25 GMT
I'll ask them if they want to read all my books on Satanism.  |
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Post by The Number 20 on Jul 1, 2011 20:30:18 GMT
luckily their hasn't been anybodya around yet...
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Post by Carlos Dickabout on Jul 1, 2011 20:49:50 GMT
with regards the title has their ever been a good time to live in blurton or eron x ;D AHEM!!!  there IS a good end, you know! |
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Post by chinesedave on Jul 1, 2011 20:59:03 GMT
A pair of 'em knocked on my door when I was on nights once, they kept knocking so I ran downstairs ready to give these two blokes a rayt round of fucks. But when I opened me door, in front of the two mac wearing virgins I'd seen from upstairs was the fittest fucking blonde I'd ever set eyes on, she was gorgeous with a huge pair of tits fighting to get out of her tight, white blouse.
But she wouldn't come in on her own... ???
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Post by dbpotters on Jul 1, 2011 21:02:03 GMT
with regards the title has their ever been a good time to live in blurton or eron x ;D AHEM!!! there IS a good end, you know! ahem cant be the same end as mine then ;D |
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Post by doningtonphil on Jul 1, 2011 21:24:37 GMT
Surely if they are all in the ground then they won't be knocking on your door?!?! And next time they do, if you don't want to chat why not ask them to leave. If you really want to you could ask them not to call again and I am fairly sure they will try their best not to.
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Post by Squeekster on Jul 1, 2011 21:33:33 GMT
with regards the title has their ever been a good time to live in blurton or eron x ;D This was gonna be my post ;D Having been down the ground today and seeing some of them absolute stunners they can knock me up i mean knock on my door any day of the week. |
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Post by baystokie on Jul 1, 2011 21:35:38 GMT
with regards the title has their ever been a good time to live in blurton or eron x ;D !940-1957?
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Post by Beardy200 on Jul 1, 2011 21:36:01 GMT
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door and asked if I'd like to let Jesus into my home.
"Jesus can come in" I said, "but you can fuck off."
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Atheists.
Athe...
Only kidding! Because we don't go around knocking ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR.
How many Jehovah’s Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you’ve seen the light!
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Post by dbpotters on Jul 2, 2011 15:58:09 GMT
with regards the title has their ever been a good time to live in blurton or eron x ;D !940-1957? guessing thats 24hr clock type n not dates ;D |
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Post by theloudest on Jul 2, 2011 16:04:15 GMT
My advice would be punch em right between the eyes lock the door and run out out of the back.
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Post by toddyssilkyskills on Jul 2, 2011 16:49:32 GMT
I thought jahovas witness's was all anti- god stuff, I went the club shop this morning and the person in the brit on the mic was preaching 'for' god with a passion?
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Post by sonofbanks on Jul 3, 2011 19:40:09 GMT
think i've just seen two of them an hour ago walking past the Jolly Potters in Hartshill. You know the type, trousers, white shirt, tie, american style buzzed haircut, clean cut type with a matching rucksack. Glad I don't live in Hartshill anymore.
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Post by Carlos Dickabout on Jul 3, 2011 19:42:08 GMT
!940-1957? guessing thats 24hr clock type n not dates ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on Jul 3, 2011 19:48:25 GMT
Just tell them you'll go and untie your boyfriend from the wall and remove his gimp mask and then you can discuss their proposals in more details.
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there IS a good end, you know!
