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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jun 3, 2011 11:47:33 GMT
Right Chaps and Chapesses
Nearly finished me best man's speech but need some help. Going to include a bit about them leaving it late to choose the wedding song and need some piss taking suggestions that they had in mind both from the bride and grooms side...., i.e 'what I have done to deserve this? by the Pet Shop Boys etc
do your worst.
Dave
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Jun 3, 2011 11:50:57 GMT
It gets worse - Eminem
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2011 11:52:04 GMT
"Fuck off and die bitch" - Kool and the Gang
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Jun 3, 2011 11:52:16 GMT
U2, 'I still haven't found what I'm looking for'
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Post by JoeinOz on Jun 3, 2011 11:57:55 GMT
Death on two legs
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Jun 3, 2011 12:00:52 GMT
It means nothing- Stereophonics
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Jun 3, 2011 12:02:56 GMT
James Blunt - Same Mistake
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2011 12:06:30 GMT
Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley
Rick roll them
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Post by offthewall on Jun 3, 2011 12:06:40 GMT
Heaven knows I'm miserable now - Smiths
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jun 3, 2011 12:07:11 GMT
Puddle of Mudd - "She hates me"
Eamon - "FU" / Frankie - "FURB"
Barry Manilow - "Slappin' on ma bitch like POW"
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Post by offthewall on Jun 3, 2011 12:18:19 GMT
D.I.V.O.R.C.E. - Dolly Parton
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Post by amancalledhorse on Jun 3, 2011 12:22:00 GMT
I wanna be your dog - Iggy and the Stooges
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jun 3, 2011 12:22:24 GMT
Heaven knows I'm miserable now - Smiths That's in, cheers.
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jun 3, 2011 12:26:20 GMT
Jimmy Naill - "She's lying" (Is that what it's called?)
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Post by offthewall on Jun 3, 2011 12:30:17 GMT
Heaven knows I'm miserable now - Smiths That's in, cheers. Yeah ;D
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Post by offthewall on Jun 3, 2011 12:30:39 GMT
Lip up Fatty - Bad Manners
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Jun 3, 2011 12:38:54 GMT
Ground for Divorce - Elbow
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Post by thebearpit on Jun 3, 2011 12:43:56 GMT
Blink 182 - I wanna fuck a dog in the ass Ed Sheeran - You need me, I don't need you
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Post by hooftastic on Jun 3, 2011 12:46:57 GMT
smack my bitch up?
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Post by Will_75 on Jun 3, 2011 13:06:54 GMT
Dancin' With Tears in My Eyes - Carole King Dear God Please Help Me - Morrissey Don't Be a Fool, Billy - Super Furry Animals Does the Day Feel Long? - Devon Sproule Don't Change Your Plans - Ben Folds Don't Let Him Waste Your Time - Jarvis Cocker Don't Think Twice, It's Alright - Bob Dylan Everyone Thinks He Looks Daft - The Wedding Present Everything's Changing Today - The Futureheads Forget About Him, I'm Mint - Mclusky It's Only the End of the World - Black Box Recorder Nobody's Fault But Mine - Led Zeppelin Oh Grebo I Think I Love You - PWEI
You get the idea!
At the last wedding I went to, they had Unbearable by the Wonder Stuff as their first dance:
"I didn't like you very much when I met you I didn't like you very much when I met you I didn't like you very much when I met you I didn't like you very much when I met you And now I like you even less I don't know what to do For the best"
Clarse
Wonder Stuff
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Post by ihaveadream on Jun 3, 2011 13:15:50 GMT
Jimmy Naill - "She's lying" (Is that what it's called?) Ain't No Doubt ?
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Post by ihaveadream on Jun 3, 2011 13:16:58 GMT
Under My Thumb - Rolling Stones
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Post by jamlander on Jun 3, 2011 13:24:58 GMT
Your the one for me fatty - Morrissey and the old favourite.... Shotgun wedding by Roy C
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jun 3, 2011 13:36:34 GMT
Under My Thumb - Rolling Stones That's made it. As has 'I want to break free'.
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Post by kidcrewbob on Jun 3, 2011 13:51:50 GMT
Don't forget the classic opener when you stand up :- "This is not the first time today I've got up off a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand......"......
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Post by offthewall on Jun 3, 2011 13:53:29 GMT
Don't forget the classic opener when you stand up :- "This is not the first time today I've got up off a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand......"...... Which album is that from ?
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Post by edwardinho on Jun 3, 2011 13:54:57 GMT
Kaiser Chiefs- Every Day I Love You Less And Less
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Post by kidcrewbob on Jun 3, 2011 13:58:27 GMT
Don't forget the classic opener when you stand up :- "This is not the first time today I've got up off a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand......"...... Which album is that from ? oooerrrr the off-topic police.......
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Post by offthewall on Jun 3, 2011 14:01:44 GMT
Which album is that from ? oooerrrr the off-topic police....... Never heard of 'em
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Post by LGH87 on Jun 3, 2011 14:04:08 GMT
The Bitterest Pill - The Jam
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