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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 2, 2011 1:44:26 GMT
Without intending to.
I'm a little bit scared that I might have AIDS.
I'm too scared to go to the doctors, so I'm basically after Sal.
Although GDBers are also welcome, as long as the acronym "AIDS" or the alphabetisation "HIV" doesn't crop up... Especially with any kind of precursority random animal.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 2, 2011 1:45:15 GMT
...Or the fact that I have shit English despite a degree in English.
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Post by One-Two on Jun 2, 2011 2:01:19 GMT
I can do everyone's replies for you:
Sal - "If you're worried at all, go to the doctors and get it checked out, better to be safe than sorry"
GDBers - "Definitely feline AIDs"
Shell - " It's HI(Wanker)V"
Personally, I reckon you're losing weight due to cardiovascular exercise from massive amounts of intercourse.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 2, 2011 2:13:48 GMT
HI(Wanker)V?
FUCKING HELL! That sounds serious! Like it should be clever!
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jun 2, 2011 6:08:18 GMT
You might be diabetic ......are you excessively thirsty ??
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Post by winedelilah on Jun 2, 2011 6:14:57 GMT
You are in love..
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Post by Northy on Jun 2, 2011 6:36:05 GMT
you've finished being a student and started moving and burning up calories again
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Post by jamlander on Jun 2, 2011 6:37:38 GMT
It's common Catholic guilt syndrome - I believe you've had sex outside of marriage and are now starting to fret. Go find a man who lives in a box, they have the cure  |
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Jun 2, 2011 6:43:37 GMT
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Post by swampySCFC on Jun 2, 2011 6:44:33 GMT
gyppo
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 2, 2011 6:48:42 GMT
If your losing weight keep eating and stop shitting, Simple.
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Post by mermaidsal on Jun 2, 2011 12:24:50 GMT
Without intending to. I'm a little bit scared that I might have AIDS. I'm too scared to go to the doctors, so I'm basically after Sal. Although GDBers are also welcome, as long as the acronym "AIDS" or the alphabetisation "HIV" doesn't crop up... Especially with any kind of precursority random animal. Ok, so: How much weight over what period? Any other new symptoms? Any changes in routine, diet, amount of alcohol, exercise? Are you feeling ok otherwise? |
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Jun 2, 2011 12:27:43 GMT
Maybe Brad could lend you some of his fat.
Not like It'd make much difference to the fat cunt.
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Post by winedelilah on Jun 2, 2011 12:42:15 GMT
Maybe Brad could lend you some of his fat. Not like It'd make much difference to the fat cunt. Donkey you are mean today.. ;D |
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jun 2, 2011 12:43:09 GMT
RIP, Boother. It's only a matter of time.
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Post by mermaidsal on Jun 2, 2011 12:48:27 GMT
You might be diabetic ......are you excessively thirsty ?? Good call! (Just to cheer the poor lad up...). You might also be peeing for England and feeling tired for no obvious reason? |
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jun 2, 2011 12:51:00 GMT
You might be diabetic ......are you excessively thirsty ?? Good call! (Just to cheer the poor lad up...). You might also be peeing for England and feeling tired for no obvious reason? The irony of that is that he'll actually be in bed until about 4pm today. He's just a lazy fucker. |
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Jun 2, 2011 21:05:02 GMT
Yes you DEFINATELY have AIDS!!!
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Post by Jimmy Cooper on Jun 2, 2011 21:20:30 GMT
You're turning into a man.
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Post by bradscfc on Jun 2, 2011 21:40:08 GMT
Maybe Brad could lend you some of his fat. Not like It'd make much difference to the fat cunt. Maybe Donkey could lend you some of his funny? He clearly has too much. |
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Post by stillgame4it on Jun 2, 2011 22:10:42 GMT
Have you been having any of those German cucumbers I hear about on the news? (or eating any....?  ) |
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Post by brownedgestokie on Jun 2, 2011 22:31:16 GMT
overactive thyroid
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Post by rhodesy on Jun 2, 2011 22:48:16 GMT
I wouldn't take it as a negative, you still have a lot of weight to lose. Good work worms.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 3, 2011 2:03:38 GMT
I might be diabetic  |
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Post by rhodesy on Jun 3, 2011 2:08:43 GMT
Maybe Brad could lend you some of his fat. Not like It'd make much difference to the fat cunt.  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 3, 2011 2:11:57 GMT
Rather be dead than ginger.
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Post by rhodesy on Jun 3, 2011 2:13:15 GMT
Rather be dead than ginger. I'm coming round with some ginger hair dye motherfucker, I'm going to end you. |
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Post by french toast on Jun 3, 2011 6:13:45 GMT
Rather be dead than ginger. I'm coming round with some ginger hair dye motherfucker, I'm going to end you. who would make ginger hair dye? hair dye was created for gingers ;D |
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Post by 606Stokie on Jun 3, 2011 7:46:08 GMT
Its Monkey Aids!
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Post by n01stokie on Jun 3, 2011 8:28:03 GMT
I'm coming round with some ginger hair dye motherfucker, I'm going to end you. who would make ginger hair dye? hair dye was created for gingers ;D ;D |
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