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Post by gazscfc on May 29, 2011 20:03:23 GMT
Do people who shag animals choose which ones to shag based on how 'fit' they are.
Imagine a sheep shagger, does he have a favorite sheep that he fancies more than the other sheep?
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on May 29, 2011 20:16:45 GMT
Well from my own experience what people tell me I they bond with the said animal for a while to gain emotional connection to determine whether it is a nice enough animal to satisfy my their needs.
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Post by gazscfc on May 29, 2011 20:29:00 GMT
What animals have you they shagged?
[glow=red,2,300]A donkey??[/glow]
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on May 29, 2011 20:31:22 GMT
I They have shagged 4 antelope's, a cat, a fish and several seals. Fucking amazing it was I've been told.
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Post by gazscfc on May 29, 2011 20:34:57 GMT
Mmmm a seal, did you they come inside it?
I would love to see seal creampie
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Post by pretzel on May 29, 2011 20:37:24 GMT
The prior of Dunstan St. Just,
Was consumed with erotical lust,
He buggered three fowls
And two startled owls
And a little green lizard.... that bust.
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Post by scfcrmagic on May 29, 2011 20:47:50 GMT
Can't you tell the footy season's ended !! The threads start to go very very weird !! ....take up knitting or needlepoint lads !!  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 29, 2011 20:52:28 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 29, 2011 20:54:51 GMT
Can't you tell the footy season's ended !! The threads start to go very very weird !! ....take up knitting or needlepoint lads !! sounds like a health and safety risk to me, I'll stick to my goat fantasies. |
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Post by gazscfc on May 29, 2011 21:06:25 GMT
Fucking brilliant article, iv just spunked all over my keyboard  |
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Post by Orbs on May 29, 2011 21:06:50 GMT
 Salop? |
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Post by One-Two on May 29, 2011 21:14:39 GMT
Fucking brilliant article, iv just spunked all over my keyboard He's really got the horn there. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on May 29, 2011 22:47:06 GMT
Salop? "Orbs boyo, Boother boyo, now I've told you boyos my little secret, and yous both goes shouting it, isn't it?" |
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Post by kiwistokie on May 29, 2011 22:51:00 GMT
WE only shagg the sheep that come to ewe, and we dock their tails , so much easier to enter:-)
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Post by poisonedmonkey on May 30, 2011 0:27:07 GMT
I've just shagged an orangutan..........bareback.
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Post by poisonedmonkey on May 30, 2011 2:03:11 GMT
I would bonk this particular pig......  |
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Post by Arthurdollar on May 30, 2011 5:26:52 GMT
Those Welsh fuckers are evil Bastards. A had this Boyo working for me on contract and he was fuckin useless, so i told him to fuck off back to shagging sheep. As he was leaving the job he left with a grin on his face saying 'We fucks em boyo you fuckin eats em'.
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Post by Northy on May 30, 2011 5:54:06 GMT
all sheep look the same to me, especially in the oven in a cooking tray
this is a bit offputting for partaking in a bit of welsh courtship
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Post by scfcrmagic on May 30, 2011 7:46:54 GMT
Can't you tell the footy season's ended !! The threads start to go very very weird !! ....take up knitting or needlepoint lads !! sounds like a health and safety risk to me, I'll stick to my goat fantasies. Practice safe sex fantasies and knit a goat , thus combining the two in a soft angora wool way ...... |
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 30, 2011 11:51:13 GMT
sounds like a health and safety risk to me, I'll stick to my goat fantasies. Practice safe sex fantasies and knit a goat , thus combining the two in a soft angora wool way ...... brilliant! I'm taking up knitting.  |
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Post by winedelilah on May 30, 2011 12:37:10 GMT
Excellent article.. "male goats do not commonly take the initative to copulate with a human female, although some cases have been reported.."..... ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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