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Post by Rex on Jan 20, 2004 17:59:42 GMT
A blonde officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D.
The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
The blonde police officer tells her "It's that thing with your picture on it."
The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough, sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop.
After a few seconds of looking into the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says,
"If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing."
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Post by IlfordDave1975 on Jan 21, 2004 6:55:54 GMT
joke: n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. A mischievous trick; a prank. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation. Informal. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.
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Post by Rex on Jan 21, 2004 9:13:30 GMT
Identity crisis David?
Frustrated?
well do one then !! ;D
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Post by IlfordDave1975 on Jan 21, 2004 9:21:59 GMT
I'm still waiting for this Joke............ come on, that one's been reported to trading standards go find one thats funny fer fucks sake. and I will "Do One" in a minute, when you've managed to raise a chuckle
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Post by Rex on Jan 21, 2004 9:24:43 GMT
Well go and look in the mirror, then you'll see the joke ;D
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Post by IlfordDave1975 on Jan 21, 2004 9:27:49 GMT
why is it written in back to front text
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