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Post by StaffordPotter on May 3, 2011 15:38:35 GMT
My old man,
said to me,
Arsene Wenger's got VD,
with a knick knack paddy whack,
give a dog a bone,
why don't Arsenal fuck off home
All other contributions would be welcome!
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Post by wembley4372 on May 3, 2011 17:19:34 GMT
Swing low sweet chariot
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Post by jollygreengiant on May 3, 2011 19:49:18 GMT
to tune for ole bamboo [chitty chitty bang bang ]
A bit of backbone A bit of backbone
you wont win owt
without a bit of backbone
flare is good skill is cool
but you wont win owt
under that french tool
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Post by Olgrligm on May 3, 2011 19:52:15 GMT
There is only one song needed, and it needs to be repeated by ALL parts of the ground every time Wenger so much as moves.
FUCK OFF AND DIE
FUCK OFF AND DIE
ARSENE WENGER
FUCK OFF AND DIE
Not too difficult and I think it gets the desired message across.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2011 19:55:22 GMT
I'd like us to spend the entire match alternating between the "fuck off & die" song as nominated by MysticalDescent and "Arsehole Wenger, always lying" repeat, repeat, repeat. You get the picture.
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Post by dozintheseventees on May 3, 2011 19:57:17 GMT
Arsen wenger, Arsen Wenger
Where were you at Waterloo?
Where were you at Waterloo?
Suggested several times and by others before me but would (IMO) be very funny.
I think even the sour-faced Frenchman would find it funny too.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2011 20:01:41 GMT
It HAS to be:-
My old man, said to me,
Arsene Wenger's got VD,
with a knick knack paddy whack,
give a dog a bone,
why don't Arsenal fuck off home...
The first post, and the best...
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Post by RMSCFC on May 3, 2011 20:03:29 GMT
;D
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Post by MetalPotter on May 3, 2011 20:03:32 GMT
Are you John Cleese in disguise?
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Post by lurcherman on May 3, 2011 20:14:05 GMT
" we will rock you "
Wenger you're a wanker make a big noise
Playing in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebodys gonna put you back into your place
Singin'
We will we will Stoke you
We will we will Stoke you
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Post by cleats on May 3, 2011 21:19:52 GMT
i didnt see it
i didnt see it
Arsene wenger
i didnt see it
When he does his john cleese impression
or
It wins you fuck all
it wins you fuck all
Tippy Tappy
It wins you fuck all
Right off to get my coat see ya
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Post by thebearpit on May 3, 2011 21:45:58 GMT
Wenger, you're a twat
Wenger Wenger you're a twat
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Post by riccileaks on May 3, 2011 21:54:26 GMT
It wins you fuck all it wins you fuck all Tippy Tappy It wins you fuck all ;D ;D Barcelona  |
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Post by luke45 on May 3, 2011 21:58:17 GMT
Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
etc...
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Post by jbstokie on May 3, 2011 22:03:26 GMT
Long ball, you should have played long ball, you should have played long ball, you should have played long ball.
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We only score from conversions, score from conversions.
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6 years, and you've won fuck all.
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Post by Olgrligm on May 3, 2011 22:14:52 GMT
I'm going to repeat it, purely because I think it's the most vicious one on here that doesn't bring paedophilia into it:
FUCK OFF AND DIE
FUCK OFF AND DIE
ARSENE WENGER
FUCK OFF AND DIE
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Post by redsaturday on May 4, 2011 6:28:26 GMT
SHit Barcelona, your just a shit Barcelona
Score from a line out, we only score from a line out
We'll win more than you
we'll win more than you
we are stoke city
we'll win more than you
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on May 4, 2011 6:33:11 GMT
I'm going to repeat it, purely because I think it's the most vicious one on here that doesn't bring paedophilia into it: FUCK OFF AND DIE
FUCK OFF AND DIE
ARSENE WENGER
FUCK OFF AND DIEWould be delighted if that got sung- I suggested it about a year back (probably along with others, it's not exactly creative) and as I'm not going to be there would love to hear it belting out my speakers. Fuck off Wenger, you floppy-faced old cunt. |
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Post by wembley4372 on May 4, 2011 6:41:35 GMT
I'm going to repeat it, purely because I think it's the most vicious one on here that doesn't bring paedophilia into it: FUCK OFF AND DIE
FUCK OFF AND DIE
ARSENE WENGER
FUCK OFF AND DIEI think this is appalling and we should be better than this. |
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Post by ColonelMustard on May 4, 2011 6:46:57 GMT
I like MD's, JB's and 'same old Wenger, always lying...'
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Post by bazzergriff on May 4, 2011 16:37:08 GMT
Bin Laden is a Gooner
he hides in Abbottbad
the b*stard crashes airplanes
his beard is f*cking mad
when the Yanks came raiding
this is what he said
Wenger is a w*nkrer
will ya shoot that c*nt instead
;D ;D ;D
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Post by StokeOnTour on May 4, 2011 18:04:48 GMT
 We only hate Arsene Wenger! |
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Post by southstanddan on May 4, 2011 18:07:59 GMT
(at 5-0 up) are you Bolton in disguise?
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Post by dbpotters on May 4, 2011 18:23:50 GMT
Long ball, you should have played long ball, you should have played long ball, you should have played long ball. ____________________________________ We only score from conversions, score from conversions. ____________________________________ 6 years, and you've won fuck all. please god let these happen ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by oznmsdad on May 4, 2011 20:34:36 GMT
not barcelona ,you know your not barcelona
tip tap tip tap tip tap tip tap
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Post by Olgrligm on May 4, 2011 20:49:06 GMT
I'm going to repeat it, purely because I think it's the most vicious one on here that doesn't bring paedophilia into it: FUCK OFF AND DIE
FUCK OFF AND DIE
ARSENE WENGER
FUCK OFF AND DIEI think this is appalling and we should be better than this. There were far worse songs on this thread (that appear to have since been deleted) accusing Wenger of paedophilia. That's not really on, but I don't really see much problem with the one I've suggested. I suppose we could always just settle with constant boos and chants of 'boring, boring, boring' when they're in possession on the halfway line. |
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Post by stokiewilko on May 5, 2011 10:08:39 GMT
Anyone got any good ones? i think it about time we had some fun sunday Arsene wenger, fuck off and die fuck off and die, fuck off and die arsene wenger fuck off and die or Ramsey, break a leg ramsey, ramsey, break a leg ramsey, break a leg....  or Shawcross is our captain, He wears the red n white, He used to play for man u, But they're fuckin shite, He came to stoke for glory, ...he came to stoke to win, And if you ever piss him off, He'll snap your fuckin shin anymore??? |
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Post by STAYIN UP FOR..scfcboothengirl on May 5, 2011 10:12:03 GMT
dive in a minute, their gonna dive in a minute
swann lake, you should have stuck to swann lake
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Post by rigsby on May 5, 2011 10:15:31 GMT
Just a team full of pansies, team full of pansies!
Or is it pansy's? Nevermind.
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Post by wherty on May 5, 2011 10:31:23 GMT
Again...youve won fuck all again, youve won fuck all again, youve won fuck all again...and so on...
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