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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2011 12:55:07 GMT
Whilst I'm waiting for my mate to finish work before we hit the pubs, what things would you not expect Tony Pulis to say (in the style of Mock the Week - even though it is hosted by that fat potato faced). I'll start off with...
'Beats...where have you put my towel mate?'
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Post by stokelad84 on Apr 22, 2011 13:07:24 GMT
'I'm missing Kitson'
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Post by BioniCPidgeoN on Apr 22, 2011 13:08:58 GMT
Rory your droped.
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Post by towraytek on Apr 22, 2011 13:15:21 GMT
Sorry Peter but Bill Bratt wants to talk to me about the Vale job
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Apr 22, 2011 13:18:04 GMT
Yeah - West Brom are a very good side and I expect a difficult game 
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 22, 2011 13:20:43 GMT
"I expect us to match them and even better them in all positions on the field, and I'll be disappointed if we don't come away with the three points."
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Post by scfcno1fan on Apr 22, 2011 13:22:59 GMT
'Me and Arsene have always been the best of friends, in fact we are thinking of getting a place together'
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Apr 22, 2011 13:23:40 GMT
The Coates Family have done **** all for this club
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Post by LH_SCFC on Apr 22, 2011 13:29:22 GMT
Although I see the lads every day in training and have a personal relationship with each of them, I always look out for the "TP: if you're reading this..." threads on The Oatcake message board. The guys on there know the best starting XI and should all be professional managers.
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Post by Peters Pipe on Apr 22, 2011 13:31:05 GMT
You'll not see me dead in a trackie - where's me Armani?
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Post by Stokie-Jack on Apr 22, 2011 13:39:47 GMT
I'm not going to try and sign any centre backs this transfer window
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Post by kidcrewbob on Apr 22, 2011 13:40:05 GMT
"...Cardiff City ????? bunch of sheep shaggers......."
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Post by stokeyhunter on Apr 22, 2011 13:41:04 GMT
'I find it so much easier to concentrate during a football match when there is no noise coming from the crowd, thankfully Stoke advertise silence during football games'
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Post by cheekymatt71 on Apr 22, 2011 13:44:42 GMT
Triffid
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Post by Stokie-Jack on Apr 22, 2011 13:45:29 GMT
I like to get my subs on as quick as I can and don't like to leave them on the touchline for 10 minutes
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Post by jimmymcilroy on Apr 22, 2011 13:47:00 GMT
We'll play it their way
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Post by jimmymcilroy on Apr 22, 2011 13:47:25 GMT
Our fans were rubbish
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 22, 2011 13:47:39 GMT
Ricardo ye batty bwoy don't ye be darin' be late for training, bombaclot!
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Post by jimmymcilroy on Apr 22, 2011 13:48:31 GMT
He's too old at 25 ... I prefer a young team
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Post by jimmymcilroy on Apr 22, 2011 13:50:31 GMT
If only Eidur hadn't gone to Fulham - look what he's done for them since.
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Post by Miracle Aligner on Apr 22, 2011 14:05:41 GMT
To the media: "Does anyone else think that Harry Redknapps face looks like porridge sliding down a wall?"
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Post by stokiejack on Apr 22, 2011 14:10:40 GMT
'RIC!!! RIC!!! Give it to Collins!!!!'
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Apr 22, 2011 14:10:51 GMT
Attack, Attack, Attack!!!!
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Post by fjtoby on Apr 22, 2011 14:11:40 GMT
Wilko - knock it short
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Post by droz on Apr 22, 2011 14:18:39 GMT
"People are going to start asking questions if they don't move the Man City vs. Spurs game as it might influence the FA Cup Final."
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Post by MarkWolstanton on Apr 22, 2011 14:32:09 GMT
I'll be fucked if I'm going to beg Salif to get off the beach this summer.
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Post by stokelad84 on Apr 22, 2011 14:33:46 GMT
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Post by fjtoby on Apr 22, 2011 15:11:21 GMT
i wish George Burley had taken this job
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Post by pearo on Apr 22, 2011 15:52:59 GMT
Can I have your barber's address please Gerry  |
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Post by Chris1863 on Apr 22, 2011 15:58:38 GMT
We are going to attack away from home boys
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