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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 21, 2011 7:21:39 GMT
The Queen is 85yrs today. Have a good un Liz.  I suppose you will be having your hangers on over on the lawn with the Corgies what. |
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Post by Neckend Potter on Apr 21, 2011 7:49:43 GMT
Many happy returns, your Maj.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 21, 2011 8:54:01 GMT
I wonder if Philip will be getting any tonight. ;D
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Post by Jimmy Cooper on Apr 21, 2011 10:12:13 GMT
Is she not dead yet?
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Apr 21, 2011 10:46:58 GMT
I'd love to cover her clout in Thousand Island dressing and lick it off until she came. I'd then drink the come from a cup and saucer before breaking her neck.
Happy birthday.
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 21, 2011 11:35:27 GMT
After the ceremony she is fucking off back to the palace sharpish to get the chip pan on and settle down to Jeremy Kyle with a can of Stout ;D.
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Apr 21, 2011 11:47:14 GMT
I'd love to finger the Queen.
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 21, 2011 12:07:22 GMT
Not bad for 85  |
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Apr 21, 2011 12:09:19 GMT
I'd shag our gracious Queen,
Donkey punch our noble Queen,
God wrecked the Queen:
Sent her spafftorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to juice over us:
God shaved the Queen.
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Apr 21, 2011 12:19:57 GMT
Anyone else reckon for a woman in her 80's she's probably got quite a nice fanny?
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 21, 2011 12:58:30 GMT
I bet she has a bit of life in her down there with all them serveants. You know what the Royals have been like during history  . |
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Apr 21, 2011 20:35:22 GMT
I would fuck her
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