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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Apr 15, 2011 12:34:56 GMT
We've got a massive part (no pun intended!) to play and need to be at our collective, most athletic, best to help the lads cross the finishing line in front on Sunday. As trained fanthletes may I urge a nice early night for everyone, tucked-up by 9:30 at the latest (with a hot water bottle if from the Biddulph area) and freshly washed comfort blanket. So let's banish all thoughts of strength sapping carnal activities just for one night so that come Sunday we're at a fighting best to make sure the lads get all the help they need from us. Any takers??  |
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Post by PotteringThrough on Apr 15, 2011 12:36:09 GMT
You're not my type to be fair.
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Post by oularesarse on Apr 15, 2011 12:36:24 GMT
We've got a massive part (no pun intended!) to play and need to be at our collective, most athletic, best to help the lads cross the finishing line in front on Sunday. As trained fanthletes may I urge a nice early night for everyone, tucked-up by 9:30 at the latest (with a hot water bottle if from the Biddulph area) and freshly washed comfort blanket. So let's banish all thoughts of strength sapping carnal activities just for one night so that come Sunday we're at a fighting best to make sure the lads get all the help they need from us. Any takers?? Chance would be a fine thing |
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Post by clj1981 on Apr 15, 2011 12:38:08 GMT
pfft, you're telling me, i'm married to a vale fan, no sex ever.
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Apr 15, 2011 12:39:40 GMT
Incidentely, solo sex may be acceptable under certain circumstances!
;D
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Post by clj1981 on Apr 15, 2011 12:40:13 GMT
phew, i'd never get any if that wasn't the case.
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Post by oularesarse on Apr 15, 2011 13:15:37 GMT
pfft, you're telling me, i'm married to a vale fan, no sex ever. +1 Wanna meet? ;D A/S/L ;D |
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Post by sihanouk on Apr 15, 2011 13:18:09 GMT
I don't like the way the original post finishes with the comment 'Any takers'
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Post by clj1981 on Apr 15, 2011 13:21:46 GMT
oularesarse, i may be slightly out of your league... |
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Post by clj1981 on Apr 15, 2011 13:22:09 GMT
But, still married a vale fan pfft.
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Post by kitkatkev on Apr 15, 2011 13:26:10 GMT
How the hell are we suppose to sleep if no sex ;D gotta get rid of the nervous tension somehow
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Post by mark71 on Apr 15, 2011 13:27:09 GMT
You must be joking, Before the west ham game we went out for (quite) a few beers, we sorted out the team selection, formation and players we should sign in the summer and generaly all things Stoke city. This must of been a good omen so we must do it again on Saturday night. Just don't want to drink as must, I was a bit tender the morning after  |
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Post by oularesarse on Apr 15, 2011 13:28:41 GMT
oularesarse, i may be slightly out of your league... You are joking. Too old anyway. I am 25, and in my prime. ;D May consider if you are this side of 30, depends when your birthday falls  |
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Post by clj1981 on Apr 15, 2011 13:30:32 GMT
June 23rd still 29! lol |
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Post by oularesarse on Apr 15, 2011 13:34:22 GMT
June 23rd still 29! lol You're in! |
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Post by clj1981 on Apr 15, 2011 13:36:06 GMT
Fab, i'll see you at the Green Man  |
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Post by wrightspies on Apr 15, 2011 13:39:16 GMT
We're Stoke City and we'll shag when we want
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Post by shiny nosehair on Apr 15, 2011 15:19:27 GMT
We of the GDB don't have sex Well, not the type you lot would find normal |
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Post by heavysoul on Apr 15, 2011 15:22:53 GMT
sex ? whats that ?  |
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Post by CillaBlacksPissFlaps on Apr 15, 2011 16:42:41 GMT
Fuck that, I'm gonna knock my ladies shit back a fortnight as I wunna be able sleep so may as well burst the wife's arse Ay?
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Post by boskampsflaps on Apr 15, 2011 17:25:29 GMT
At least i'll have an excuse for not have sex for once
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Post by False9 on Apr 15, 2011 21:20:26 GMT
We've got a massive part (no pun intended!) to play and need to be at our collective, most athletic, best to help the lads cross the finishing line in front on Sunday. As trained fanthletes may I urge a nice early night for everyone, tucked-up by 9:30 at the latest (with a hot water bottle if from the Biddulph area) and freshly washed comfort blanket. So let's banish all thoughts of strength sapping carnal activities just for one night so that come Sunday we're at a fighting best to make sure the lads get all the help they need from us. Any takers?? Its proven sex improves your performance |
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Post by Squeekster on Apr 15, 2011 21:42:39 GMT
Where do you live as if you in bed for 9.30 your missus might need some company.
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