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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 13, 2011 6:40:01 GMT
Our village pirate has sadly died ( too much rum ) .....a new Skull and crossbones hangs at half-mast with the words " dead men tell no tales " .....seriously !! I reckon he's going to have ......"To err is human , to Arrrr is pirate" Written on his gravestone .....   |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 13, 2011 6:47:32 GMT
Who is looking after his Parrot. Will he be entering 'Davy Jones' locker' the Pirate that is.??
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 13, 2011 6:50:59 GMT
Both very good questions to which I have no idea, but I shall find out !! ;D
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Post by jamlander on Apr 13, 2011 7:10:35 GMT
This begs a question Wend, was this a man in the village who dressed up and was usually seen talking to little children?
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 13, 2011 7:25:12 GMT
Before he died did he whisper those immortal words....... .... Ast thee got thar brown wings take this spot to Blind Pew  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2011 7:59:49 GMT
Most villages have the odd idiot , for example on here we have Frasier, The Cyber Village idiot.
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 13, 2011 8:37:16 GMT
Most villages have the odd idiot , for example on here we have Frasier, The Cyber Village idiot. ;D. Like it ... Me lickle chicken plucker |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 13, 2011 16:54:58 GMT
Jamlander ...I think so , he always had a bandana on and looked piratey at all times !! He was one of those characters that makes living in a village fun !! ;D |
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 13, 2011 18:25:44 GMT
Most villages have the odd idiot , for example on here we have Frasier, The Cyber Village idiot. ;D. Like it ... Me lickle chicken plucker You're supposed to get angry and report him you bellend. Get with the programme |
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 13, 2011 18:46:35 GMT
He had first dibbs on the reporting stuff this time on his none politics thread lower down ;D
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2011 19:16:15 GMT
He had first dibbs on the reporting stuff this time on his none politics thread lower down ;D I certainly did ....I'm not used to being incessantly stalked by wealthy plasterers from Blackpool whose only contribution are phrases like FUCK OFF and more antagonistic material directed to codcamper aka Ilford Dave. I suppose the theory is based on his work as a plasterer ... ''Throw enough shit at the wall and hope some sticks. '' Never mind , I'm sure this type of behaviour won't be copied by his privately educated offspring , as it would be a terrible waste of his /their money.   Can't imagine the local Conservative club condoning such behaviour either .....at least he's safe on here until someone reports him for more shit stirring antagonism. It is after all what he does best , and at 46 he's not likely to change I wouldn't have thought. It's just a shame that he doesn't know when to give it a rest as both myself and Dave ignore most of it and give him the contempt he deserves... At the end of the day, it is purely his decision whether he wants to continue ploughing the same trough , but over here in my garden, my position is quite clear ...I really couldn't care less. He can bang away at the keyboard with his cheap one line jibes and 'jokes' all day long entertaining his friends and followers ....At least he won't be able to use the excuse that he's used in the past of me ''leading him on'' as that territory I normally reserve for my dog ...but I digress..(the dog is quite bright).. Anyroad...I won't be taking up his offer of a days fishing on the boat, as I do suffer with terrible sea sickness and the sight of him could merely act as a catalyst if you get my drift... Please don't bother replying Frasier...It won't be read.! |
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 13, 2011 20:27:39 GMT
;D oh i'm sure you will. Got to say Ilford Dave and i get on well. Ask him  If, in his eyes i do go too far, he tells me and i put things right. Dave is more of a man that you'll ever be ;D Just remember muffat..... IT'S JUST TINTERNET cocker ;D Shame you won't join me on the high seas We could have buried the hatchet By the way i christened her *Our Ilda* See i am a nice person don't know why you're horrible to me  |
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 13, 2011 20:36:53 GMT
Oh, i have no friends ;D
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Post by id on Apr 14, 2011 4:50:20 GMT
Can you keep me out of your private arguments. mumf, i'd rather you didn't try and speak on my behalf
there are times when i get on with both of you, and times when both of you iritate the hell out of me, the difference is mumf, that fraise knows this, and will moderate his own posts.... but you really need to sort your homophobia out mate cos its a fucking big wedge between any kind of friendship we have
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 14, 2011 7:10:44 GMT
My thoughts exactly Dave, bless your little red sox ;D Nowt wrong with taking it up the shitter Mumf You like chickens don't you?  |
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Post by jamlander on Apr 14, 2011 7:23:01 GMT
Thanks Wend for a lovely thread about village idiots - think you've got them all on here, me included |
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 14, 2011 7:29:37 GMT
Oh I do apologise wend and jamlander thanks for showing me how ignorant I am I did post about blind pew though .... Somewhere. |
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Post by Dr Oetcake on Apr 14, 2011 13:12:37 GMT
I think the idea of some bloke in a village who thinks he's a pirate is really cool. Will he be buried at sea?
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 14, 2011 13:16:35 GMT
Mumf gets sea sick ;D |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 14, 2011 19:25:59 GMT
Well Dr Oetcake ...his house is right opposite to the graveyard and church, he picked a plot right by his house !! He was mates with Ozzy Osborne...says it all really !! Have Fraise and mumfy finished bickering ? |
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 14, 2011 19:54:44 GMT
I love him Wend ???
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 14, 2011 19:57:02 GMT
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 14, 2011 20:05:29 GMT
Depends if his old cardigan still stinks of stale piss |
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Post by kiwistokie on Apr 15, 2011 2:52:50 GMT
how much of a local was he , like inbreed or just a lost soul.
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 15, 2011 6:12:57 GMT
how much of a local was he , like inbreed or just a lost soul. He was from brum....but sailed into the village about 30 years ago and became a landlubber.....he looked like a pirate for as long as I can remember ...I have a vague recollection of him chasing someone round the village with a 12 bore and every new year he put on a firework collection for his friends and family that rivalled Disneyworld . !! |
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 15, 2011 6:49:58 GMT
I think kiwi is talking about Mumf Wend ;D
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 15, 2011 6:52:37 GMT
We used to have a bloke who thought he was a fucking ninja wandering round our place I think That was me Sid When I lived up the road from you The edgefield road ninja ;D |
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