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Post by Mr Wheeze on Apr 6, 2011 15:42:47 GMT
Im sure its a question thats never been asked on here before. Anyway ive just been looking at a message board i occasionally use and noticed that someone has posed that question and its got 47 bloody replies, all sensible as well!  Is it something that any of you have ever thought about and worried over? |
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Apr 6, 2011 15:43:22 GMT
Anally inse.....
Never mind.
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Post by frasier45 on Apr 6, 2011 16:18:51 GMT
This is going to get messy ;D
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Post by bradscfc on Apr 6, 2011 16:31:23 GMT
How long is it?
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Post by Jimmy Cooper on Apr 6, 2011 17:04:59 GMT
Stuff it up your arse.
Sideways.
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Post by winedelilah on Apr 6, 2011 17:32:32 GMT
Slice thinly, saute in a little olive oil..
then wrap it around a large piece of meat..
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 6, 2011 19:24:18 GMT
Put a suit & tie on it and take it out for a meal.
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 6, 2011 19:41:56 GMT
Can't say I've ever given it a moments thought !! And now that I have nothing is springing to mind !! Can we discuss something else now ?? Summat interesting ??  |
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Post by id on Apr 6, 2011 19:53:31 GMT
use it as a door stop
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Post by One-Two on Apr 6, 2011 20:12:17 GMT
Enter it into the next series of Junior Apprentice.
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Post by heavysoul on Apr 6, 2011 20:13:05 GMT
Throw it at someone from a moving car make sure it is not cooked as this will add to the impact.
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Apr 6, 2011 20:13:17 GMT
Put a condom on it and suck it whilst fingering your own bumhole with earplugs in maybe?
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Apr 6, 2011 20:15:00 GMT
Heres my aubergine...  |
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Post by One-Two on Apr 6, 2011 20:18:56 GMT
I've decided that if it was my aubergine, I would put a second-class stamp on it, and post it to Derek Jacobi.
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Apr 6, 2011 20:19:58 GMT
Exactly how i imagine it when i lay down naked on my bed earlier with my lube and my rolll of andrex  |
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Post by Jimmy Cooper on Apr 6, 2011 21:05:05 GMT
On second thoughts, what can't you do with an aubergine?
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Apr 6, 2011 22:08:19 GMT
On second thoughts, what can't you do with an aubergine? Construct a window frame |
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Post by bradscfc on Apr 6, 2011 22:20:00 GMT
Stick it up mumf's arse?
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Apr 7, 2011 14:27:13 GMT
Im disappointed to say the least with the suggestions. Was hoping for something like this to be honest..... Cut them thinly lengthways, or thickly across, and BBQ them, brushing them with a marinade made out of olive oil, garlic, lemon juice, honey, chilli if desired, chopped parsley, salt and pepper to taste. Cut them into chunks and make vegetable kebabs with other vegetables such as courgettes, mushrooms, onions and peppers. Again, brush with vegetable marinade mentioned above during cooking. Make a dip by roasting them whole first in the oven to concentrate the flavour, then cut open and scope out the flesh, mix with a bit of sesame paste (as in Tahini), a touch of chopped garlic, a bit of olive oil, a touch of ground cumin, salt and pepper to taste. The last one is not low fat, as they absorb a heck of lot of oil, however, it is tasty! Chop into cubes, stir fry with chopped garlic and ginger until soft, add some dark soya sauce, sugar, a dash of rice wine vinegar, and continue to cook on low heat until most of liquid has evaporated, add a dash of sesame oil and some sesame seeds to finish. It is best eaten hot or lukewarm, as it could feel a bit gooey when cold.  On second thoughts...........ive decided to shove it up my candy ass! Nowt gay like though of course! |
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Post by liathroid on Apr 7, 2011 15:45:04 GMT
Slice thinly, saute in a little olive oil.. then wrap it around a large piece of cock.. |
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