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Post by LL Cool Dave on Mar 28, 2011 20:50:35 GMT
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Post by danceswithclams on Mar 28, 2011 21:07:39 GMT
I heard that it all kicked off at the wake and someone was asked to leave the pub it was held in for using foul and adhesive language...
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Post by jonesinamillion on Mar 28, 2011 21:17:38 GMT
I heard that it all kicked off at the wake and someone was asked to leave the pub it was held in for using foul and adhesive language... I 'erd some one loctite eem the wrong way. Clams, that's a (e)poxy attempt of a pun. |
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Post by foster on Mar 28, 2011 21:21:46 GMT
Only a real pritt (stick) would come out with pun like that!
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Post by danceswithclams on Mar 28, 2011 21:23:11 GMT
Probably made a bit of cash out of his invention though, so at least he was solvent when he died...
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Post by salopstick on Mar 28, 2011 21:32:35 GMT
Death looks suspicious. Hope someone solvites
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Post by jonesinamillion on Mar 28, 2011 21:34:33 GMT
This had the making of a great pun thread buy I simply can't think of any...
I'm stuck!
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Mar 28, 2011 21:34:53 GMT
Thoughts are with his family.
Its at times like this they really need to stick together.
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Post by foster on Mar 28, 2011 21:36:56 GMT
Think someone crashed into his car and he hadn't 'fastened' his seat belt. Sticky subject sorting out his inheritance. His kids weren't very cohesive in agreeing the best way to divide his bonds. |
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Post by offthewall on Mar 28, 2011 21:38:25 GMT
Poor old sod had dementia, he really didn't have a glue
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Post by jonesinamillion on Mar 28, 2011 21:40:55 GMT
Poor old sod had dementia, he really didn't have a glue ;D |
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Post by winedelilah on Mar 28, 2011 22:15:37 GMT
Poor old sod had dementia, he really didn't have a glue ;D ;D |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Mar 28, 2011 22:44:22 GMT
UHU are making jokes at his demise should be ashamed of yourselves!
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Post by Orbs on Mar 29, 2011 1:43:53 GMT
UHU are making jokes at his demise should be ashamed of yourselves! Very good! ;D |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Mar 29, 2011 8:38:46 GMT
Did his bosstick one on him?
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Post by Beardy200 on Mar 31, 2011 20:25:56 GMT
I read a book on super glue once. I couldn't put it down
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Post by Orbs on Mar 31, 2011 20:29:41 GMT
I read a book on super glue once. I couldn't put it down That reminds me about I book I read once about drilling. Not recommended really - it was boring. |
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