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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 23, 2011 5:53:14 GMT
A fucking big turtles head. I was having a very uncomfortable dream and i nearly shit over my Mrs it was frightening trying to get to the shithouse with this big bastard between my cheeks trying a speedy exit. Anyway i have not flushed it i thought i would leave it until the morning so she can have a gander. I love to share. ;D
The thing is i anna told her yet, i am waiting the early morning call. 'You dirty scummy bastard'
It makes my day. ;D
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Mar 23, 2011 9:29:49 GMT
You've got more class than a cobridge slapper.
Hope you wiped.
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Mar 23, 2011 11:15:03 GMT
Good effort Arthur ;D
You should have smeared it over your Mrs' bum cheeks though so she thought that she'd done it when she woke up.
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Mar 23, 2011 11:15:34 GMT
P.s, what was your dream by the way?
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 23, 2011 14:26:39 GMT
I conna remember it all but i thought my anal bumhole was being violated a bit like that scene in that 'Alien' Film with John Hurt.  Can you explain PM....worried.  |
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Post by scfcmacca on Mar 23, 2011 14:39:44 GMT
you filthy scummy bastard dd it taste nice?
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 23, 2011 14:45:56 GMT
you filthy scummy bastard dd it taste nice? What ??? ??? ??? |
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Mar 23, 2011 16:14:38 GMT
you filthy scummy bastard dd it taste nice? What ??? ??? ??? Please don't tell us you didn't taste it... |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 23, 2011 18:52:35 GMT
Errrrrrrr well yes but i did not like the the texture and as left for work this morning i gave my mrs the usual goodbye kiss and she said as i was going out of the door 'What you brushed your teeth with' the fucking toilet brush.........FUCKIN SHIT BREATH.  ... ;D |
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