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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Feb 5, 2011 22:02:48 GMT
mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Arsene_WengerAndreas W³odarczyk (a.k.a. Adriano Wanga, PaedoArse&Wanker or voyeur, formerly John Paul Smith) is a criminal and wanted fugitive. He is regarded as one of the world's most armed and dangerous paedos by the FBI, who believe he is currently masqeuading as a football coach in England under the name "Arsene Wenger". The Bureau has listed his distinguishing features as acute myopia (blindness for the uniformed), an eyepatch, a hook, a wooden leg, grey skin and an aptitude for working with youths. Recently, after having lost the English Premier League Shotgun Challenge the 1 billionth time to his long time rival, Professor Emeritus Dr. Sir. Alex "Chuck" Ferguson the III Esq, Arsene Wenger was found to have slipped into a state of mental retardation similar to Downs Syndrome. He was found naked, rolling around in his own faeces and promptly put under the care of Sir Alex. Sir Alex has mentioned that every cure known(and unknown) to mankind would be used to bring Wenger back to his sense, including rectal probing.
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