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Post by CrazyPotter on Jan 31, 2011 9:38:32 GMT
For those who don't mind dabbling in a bit of light hearted humour on this oh so 'important' day  'TONY PULIS SAID TO BE DELIGHTED WITH THE LAST MINUTE SIGNING OF SALIF DIAO'S CONTRACT EXTENSION KEEPING HIM AT THE POTTERS UNTIL 2020' |
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Post by onlyonesirstan on Jan 31, 2011 9:44:26 GMT
Tony welcomes back Chris Iwelumo and indicates that Big Chris and Mama will scare premier league defences.
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Post by cockoscfc on Jan 31, 2011 9:48:09 GMT
Wrights pies may be forced to call it a day as Eidur Gudjohnsen seals a switch to Ajax
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Post by bettyswallox on Jan 31, 2011 9:50:02 GMT
WEST HAM LOOK TO EASE THEIR DEFENSIVE WORRIES BY GOING ALL-OUT FOR ANCIENT BRAZILIAN FULL-BACK ROBERTO CARLOS.
Oh wait, that's actually true!
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Post by 5ManBack4 on Jan 31, 2011 9:54:41 GMT
SKY SPORTS NEWS BREAKING NEWS:Danny Collins completes a £23.5 million move to West Ham,HAPPY DAYS.
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Post by onlyonesirstan on Jan 31, 2011 10:00:22 GMT
Pulis tells the BBC that he is going for all out attack, after the days signings.
Having bought, Iwelumo, Zigic, Heskey and Jerome, he will be playing the following team against Liverpool on wednesday evening
Begovic
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Etherington, Sidibe, Iwelumo, Zigic, Jerome, Carew, Fuller, Walters, Heskey
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Post by bettsy on Jan 31, 2011 10:02:43 GMT
For those who don't mind dabbling in a bit of light hearted humour on this oh so 'important' day 'TONY PULIS SAID TO BE DELIGHTED WITH THE LAST MINUTE SIGNING OF SALIF DIAO'S CONTRACT EXTENSION KEEPING HIM AT THE POTTERS UNTIL 2020' i hope i never see diao in astoke shirt again after yesterday but no doubt pulis will keeep him there until 2022  |
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Post by Butters on Jan 31, 2011 10:29:50 GMT
Pulis tells the BBC that he is going for all out attack, after the days signings. Having bought, Iwelumo, Zigic, Heskey and Jerome, he will be playing the following team against Liverpool on wednesday evening Begovic Huth Etherington, Sidibe, Iwelumo, Zigic, Jerome, Carew, Fuller, Walters, Heskey Pulis Out! |
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Post by Northy on Jan 31, 2011 10:42:07 GMT
Torres to Leave Liverpool, that'll be funny on Wednesday evening ;D
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Post by BioniCPidgeoN on Jan 31, 2011 12:30:08 GMT
Stoke swoop late on to sign Torres right from under chelseas nose. He is currently being shown around the stadium and has been given Eiders old seat. What a great honour for him.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 31, 2011 12:45:39 GMT
Stoke pull off the shock of the window by signing Cesc Fabregas. Continued from back page.
...When asked about the signing, manager Tony Pulis said: "Well the lad in the Pottermuss suit came to me the other day and said he was fed up of getting kicked up the arse and beaten up after a loss, so I said i'd look into it"
"After a quick chat with Coatesy we decided that Fabregas would fit this mould perfectly, and set about negotiations"
The fee agreed for Fabregas was believed to be in the region of £300,000, a packet of Durex Pleasuremax and some rather revealing photos of Wenger and an underage Parisian rent-boy. Pulis added:
"I think it's a smashing signing, upon arrival he was so excited he tripped over a chair leg and started shouting at Dave Kemp to issue a red card, once that was settled we gave him the papers to sign but he paused 3 times before finally getting his signature down".
When asked about what his other players thought of the signing, Pulis said:
"They're all smashing lads and I think Cesc will feel welcome here, although I get the impression that some of them actually want to lose just so they can kick him up the arse, preferably really fucking 'aaaaaaard."
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Post by scfctilidie on Jan 31, 2011 13:01:11 GMT
Stoke pull off the shock of the window by signing Cesc Fabregas. Continued from back page. ...When asked about the signing, manager Tony Pulis said: "Well the lad in the Pottermuss suit came to me the other day and said he was fed up of getting kicked up the arse and beaten up after a loss, so I said i'd look into it" "After a quick chat with Coatesy we decided that Fabregas would fit this mould perfectly, and set about negotiations" The fee agreed for Fabregas was believed to be in the region of £300,000, a packet of Durex Pleasuremax and some rather revealing photos of Wenger and an underage Parisian rent-boy. Pulis added: "I think it's a smashing signing, upon arrival he was so excited he tripped over a chair leg and started shouting at Dave Kemp to issue a red card, once that was settled we gave him the papers to sign but he paused 3 times before finally getting his signature down". When asked about what his other players thought of the signing, Pulis said: "They're all smashing lads and I think Cesc will feel welcome here, although I get the impression that some of them actually want to lose just so they can kick him up the arse, preferably really fucking 'aaaaaaard." ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2011 15:07:06 GMT
Tony Pulis has secured a triple swoop right in the last seconds of the transfer window. Former favorites Paul Wiilliams, Kyle Lightbourne and Rikki Dadason all return to the Stoke
A delighted Pulis said: "It's triffic we have lured these players out of retirement. They will add experience and real class. Fans have seen these players before, so they know what they can bring to the table."
However Pulis missed out on David Oldfield and Pulis admitted it was a blow to the Potters.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jan 31, 2011 15:10:18 GMT
I've heard Pulis Junior is set to join on loan? One for the future apparently, has anybody else heard owt?
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Post by CalgaryPotter on Jan 31, 2011 15:17:05 GMT
I've had it on good authority that West Ham must sell soon!!
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Post by heworksardtho on Jan 31, 2011 15:34:57 GMT
jon walters and wilson been arrested for impersonating premier league footballers
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Post by scfcmacca on Jan 31, 2011 15:54:18 GMT
arsen wenger joins the stoke city team live now on sky sports news
SSN - Hi tony how come you have looked to bolster your backroom staff instead of concentrating on the pith
TP - Hi mr.ssn i looked at players and thought naaa we have enough there already with the likes of andrew davies and salif diao so thought about getting an expreinced premiership manager in to help me out a little in the day to day stuff.
SSN - So how do you plan to work with mr.wenger, do you have any plans in mind or was it just a spur of the momment thing?
TP - Nah i have been looking at him for a while now not in gay way mind so i thoughht now is my cahnce to go get my man.
SSN - so how do you plan to use him and work with him?
TP - first i thought maybe ryan shawcross would like to introduce him to the squad but that didnt go down quite as well as i thought but after we got that out of the it all went down very well although we think he is disabled because he keeps telling us he didnt see anything but that is only a small hicup in our progress.
SSN - thanks mr.pulis now back to the studio
TP - You fecking what.
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