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Post by StokieMatt on Jan 20, 2011 13:45:46 GMT
a pig with a knife  |
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Post by NG4POTTERS on Jan 20, 2011 15:15:47 GMT
a pig with a knife  |
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Post by robdog on Jan 20, 2011 15:37:46 GMT
my cock when i go round yer mums?  |
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Post by frasier45 on Jan 20, 2011 15:57:23 GMT
;D rob
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Post by scfcmacca on Jan 20, 2011 16:06:44 GMT
is it a pig witha knife?
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Jan 20, 2011 17:42:17 GMT
A pig wearing a burberry cap?
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Post by Funky on Jan 20, 2011 18:26:32 GMT
Your nan?
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Post by foster on Jan 20, 2011 18:47:05 GMT
What's green and smells like Pork?
Kermits finger!!
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Jan 20, 2011 20:04:33 GMT
Whats pink and hard?
A gay rubiks cube
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Post by kidsgroveboxxy on Jan 20, 2011 20:17:10 GMT
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Post by danceswithclams on Jan 20, 2011 20:18:17 GMT
What's pink and stiff and makes women scream in the morning?
Cot death.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Jan 20, 2011 20:22:27 GMT
What's pink and stiff and makes women scream in the morning? Cot death. ------------------------------------ You crossed the line there! |
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Post by neoisd1 on Jan 20, 2011 20:26:34 GMT
What's pink and stiff and makes women scream in the morning? Cot death.  |
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Post by winedelilah on Jan 20, 2011 20:37:35 GMT
What's pink and stiff and makes women scream in the morning? Cot death. ------------------------------------ You crossed the line there! Agreed |
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Jan 20, 2011 20:41:24 GMT
What's pink and stiff and makes women scream in the morning? Cot death. I didn't laugh... honest. |
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Post by blaow on Jan 20, 2011 20:45:47 GMT
What's pink and stiff and makes women scream in the morning? Cot death. A guy who posts on this board told that joke ^ to his dad, not knowing he had a sibling that died from cot death.... fuck me I can only imagine how awkward that was. |
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Jan 20, 2011 20:58:49 GMT
What's pink and stiff and makes women scream in the morning? Cot death. A guy who posts on this board told that joke ^ to his dad, not knowing he had a sibling that died from cot death.... fuck me I can only imagine how awkward that was. Ouch!  Theres a lesson there for all of us ;D |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 21, 2011 0:01:39 GMT
What's pink and stiff and makes women scream in the morning? Cot death. A personal favourite of mine and a mate at work. Classic ;D ;D |
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Post by davel on Jan 21, 2011 1:12:18 GMT
What's pink and hard?
Financial Times crossword ;D
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Post by supersmashinggreat on Jan 21, 2011 11:31:43 GMT
What's pink and stiff and makes women scream in the morning? Cot death. A personal favourite of mine and a mate at work. Classic ;D ;D Its a bit like My mum gave birth to a baby boy this morning, & the doctor said to her , "i have some good news & some bad news, which would you like first"? She said "the bad news please" Doctor replied & says "its ginger" "What's the good news" the mother asked Doctor replied "its dead"  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 21, 2011 13:11:36 GMT
What's pink and stiff and makes women scream in the morning? Cot death. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Anyway, what's pink and hard... The Financial Times crossword? |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 21, 2011 13:13:25 GMT
What's pink and hard? Financial Times crossword ;D Livid you beat me to it, I was too busy pissing myself laughing at cot death. |
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Post by StokieMatt on Jan 21, 2011 13:37:50 GMT
you lot are wankers, ruined my perfectly good joke with filth about cot death.
hope your happy.
cunts
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