'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - David Beckham (Man U)
Been laughing to that for a while now ;D ;D
Found some commentators quotes
'Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this cup. The last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs team.' - MIKE INGHAM
'The shot from Laws was precise but wide.' - ALAN PARRY
'It was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road.' - ALAN GREEN
'Referee Norlinger is outstanding in the sense that he stands out.' - GEORGE HAMILTON
'The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.' - MIKE INGHAM
'Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.' - JOHN GREIG
'It's going to take a shoehorn to prise these two teams apart' - ALAN PARRY
'Sporting Lisbon in their green and white hoops, looking like a team of zebras...' - PETER JONES
'...evoking memories, particularly of days gone by.' - MIKE INGHAM
'Bristol Rovers were 4-0 up at half time, with four goals in the first half.' - TONY ADAMSON
'The Dutch fans look like a huge jar of marmalade' - BARRY DAVIES
'Leeds are enjoying more possession now that they have the ball.' - SIMON BROTHERTON
'That youngster is playing well beyond his 19 years - that's because he's 21.' - DAVID BEGG
'Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.' - PETER JONES
'Forest have now lost six matches without winning.' - DAVID COLEMAN
'Lukic saved with his foot, which is all part of the goalkeeper's arm.' - BARRY DAVIES
'The USA are a goal down, and if they don't get a goal they'll lose.' - JOHN HELM
'Both of the Villa scorers were born in Liverpool, as was the Villa manager, who was born in Birkenhead.' - DAVID COLEMAN
'The ball has broken 50-50 for Keegan' - DAVID COLEMAN
'It's been seventeen years since Celtic first won this competition, and after tonight it could be 18.' - RODDY FORSYTH
'McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee...' - MARTIN TYLER
'Ian Rush is deadly ten times out of ten, but that wasn't one of them.' - PETER JONES
'52,000 here tonight, but it sounds like 50,000.' - BRYON BUTLER
'It was one of the best goals I've seen this millenium.' - TONY GUBBA
'Bruce, on his right foot, is still running...' - ALAN GREEN
'Cantona's expression speaking the whole French dictionary without saying a word.' - BARRY DAVIES
'Some supporters have come down onto the pitch from over the edge of the upper tier.' - NEVILLE FOULGER
'The long goal kick, and now, this could fall...' - GERALD SINSTADT
'He went through a non-existant gap.' - CLIVE TYLDESLEY
'Peru score their third, and it's 3-1 to Scotland.' - DAVID COLEMAN
'Nicky Butt, he's another aptly named player. He joins things, brings one sentence to an end and starts another.' - BARRY DAVIES
'Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals.' - TONY GUBBA
'...and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a piece of string.' - IAN DARKE
'If ever the Greeks needed a Trojan horse, it is now.' - GERALD SINSTADT
'Welcome to Bologna on Capital Gold for England versus San Marino with Tennent's Pilsner, brewed with Czechoslovakian yeast for that extra Pilsner taste and England are one down.' - JONATHAN PEARCE
'Never go for a 50-50 ball unless you're 80-20 sure of winning it.' - IAN DARKE
'Lee Sharpe has got dynamite in his shorts' - STUART HALL
'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal' - DAVID COLEMAN
'It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.' - RADIO 5 LIVE
'You don't score 64 goals in 86 games without being able to score goals.' - ALAN GREEN
'It's as if there's a magnet on the outside of the posts and bar.' - JOHN HELM
'He's passing the ball like Idi Amin.' - ALAN PARRY
'A peep, peep, peep, another peep, and that's it.' - BARRY DAVIES
'What a debut for the young goalkeeper, as a striker.' - PETER DRURY
'What did you say to Souness after the end of the final whistle?' - TONY GUBBA
'Liverpool will be without Kvarme tonight - he's illegible.' - JIMMY ARMFIELD
'This is the first time Denmark has ever reached the World Cup finals, so this is the most significant moment in Danish history.' - JOHN HELM
'Such a positive move by Uruguay - bringing 2 players off and putting 2 players on.' - JOHN HELM
'West Germany's Briegel hasn't been able to get past anyone yet - that's his trademark.' - JOHN HELM
'The whole season is disappearing and blowing up in their faces.' - Malaysian TV
'One or two people are streaming away.' - Radio 5 Live commentator
'He [Cole] is good in the air as well as off the ground...' - Metro FM commentator
'...he's using his favourite left foot..' - ITV commentator
'He's the proverbial brick door.' - Commentator
'...like a predator about to devour the target.' - ALAN PARRY
'And Rush, quick as a needle...' - RON JONES
'The Danes are probing for position - every one of them somewhere on the pitch.' - Commentator
'Poor Graham Shaw. It was there for the asking and he didn't give the answer.' - PETER JONES
'And Southampton have most assuredly lost their confidence in this second half.' - MIKE MCGEE
'Dewalt had all kinds of time momentarily.' - PAT MARSDEN
'And the bald head of John Sillett leaps from the bench.' - STUART LINNELL
'Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.' - TOM PERRIE
'Ian Baird is dashing around like a steam roller up front.' - MARTIN TYLER
'The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.' - DAVID COLEMAN
'There are no opportune times for a penalty, and this is not one of those times.' - JACK YOUNGBLOOD
'And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.' - IAN DARKE
'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.' - DAVID ACFIELD
'...and then there was Johan Cruyff, who at 35 has added a whole new meaning to the word Anno Domini.' - ARCHIE MACPHERSON
'I predicted in August that Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of that final I stand by that prediction.' - ARCHIE MACPHERSON
'30 minutes to go, and it's still 1-0 apiece.' - Commentator
'They're floating up on a sea of euphoria, and hoping to drag themselves clear of the quicksand at the bottom.' - PETER JONES
'It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.' - DEREK RAE
'For those who know Selhurst Park, West Ham are playing from right to left.' - Unknown
'It's only the absence of a goal we're waiting for.' - Unknown
'He's 31 this year : last year he was 30.' - DAVID COLEMAN
'Kevin Reeves...proving an ill wind blows nobody no good.' - DAVID COLEMAN
'The pace of the match is really accelerating, by which I mean it is getting faster all the time.' - DAVID COLEMAN
'England are looking better value for 0-0.' - BARRY DAVIES
'That's the kind he usually knocks in in his sleep - with his eyes closed.' - ARCHIE MacPHERSON
'The ball was literally glued to the back of his foot - into the back of the net.' - ALAN PARRY
'2-0 is a cricket score in Italy' - ALAN PARRY
'Emile Zola has scored again for Chelsea' - Radio 5 Live
'The crowd think that Todd handled the ball...they must have seen something that nobody else did.' - BARRY DAVIES
'These two clubs had a monopoly of the domestic honours last season.' - TONY GUBBA
'Four minutes to go... four long minutes... three-hundred and sixty seconds...' - ALISTAIR ALEXANDER
'Now that
is defying the laws of gravity.' - HARRY NEAL
'Scholes hits the goalpost - he could hardly have hit that any better.' - BBC World Service
'Vialli's absolutely certain that he knows one way or the other whether he'll score or not.' - JONATHAN PEARCE
'Now Zola tries to inject some speed...' - RON JONES
'The ball must be as slippery as a wet baby.' - TONY GUBBA
'The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties...' - MARTIN TYLER
'He had a very impressive first debut.' - GLR
'Ferguson hasn't scored since the opening day of the season - he's not a natural striker.' (five minutes later) 'Ferguson! At last a goal from him...natural instincts from a former Scottish striker.' - ROB PALMER
'...if that had crossed the line it would have been a goal.' - GARY BLOOM
'That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?' - CLIVE TYLESDLEY
'Knight saved it with his back arm' - IAN BROWN
'...a tale of too many cooks in the defence.' - IAN BROWN
'The silence is getting louder.' - DAVE WOODS
'A full-blooded encounter for a number of reasons, many of them illegitimate.' - JOHN CHAMPION
'These Scottish players are very ordinary. In fact they have no names.' - HAMMED ADIO (Zimbabwean TV)
'It's Denmark 3 Denmark 0...' - IAN BROWN
'He was in the right place at the right time, but he might have been elsewhere on a different afternoon.' - TONY GUBBA
'The fans, and now most of the crowd, are interested in this event.' - ANGUS LOUGHRAN
'It had to go in, but it didn't.' - PETER DRURY
'That's lifted the crowd up into the air.' - BARRY DAVIES
'Martin O'Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking his chin.' - MIKE INGHAM
'Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady's shorts.' - JIMMY MAGEE
'Cleland was the victim of his own downfall.' - ALAN PARRY
'Villa will probably play a lot worse than this and lose.' - ALAN PARRY
'Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything have thrown at him...Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.' - MIKE INGHAM
'That's referee Mike Reed's 50th booking of the season, which works out at an average of six a game.' - ALAN PARRY
RON ATKINSON : 'Unfortunately it goes right down the goalkeeper's throat...'
JOHN HELM : '...where it hits him on the knees.'
'He had to get down low to save that one on the ground' - BARRY DAVIES
'Rangers are definitely on the back heel now' - ARCHIE MACPHERSON
'The crowd...a cacophony of colour' - PETER DRURY
'Daei's all alone here, with four Chelsea defenders for company.' - PETER DRURY
'Victor Hernandez, like an orchestral conductor directing his troops...' - JON CHAMPION
'That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.' - MURDO MACLEOD
'This will be their 19th consecutive game without a win unless they can get an equaliser.' - ALAN GREEN
'To a man, every Czech fan is on his or her feet.' - GARY BLOOM
'In this sort of match, whoever scores the most goals wins' - PORTUGUESE COMMENTATOR
'Benfica scored one in the first half, Boavista scored one in the second half, Benfica wasn't able to score anything in the second half, that makes 1-1, so the score is correct.' - PORTUGUESE COMMENTATOR
'Paneira with his unmistakeble style...but no, it's not him' - PORTUGUESE COMMENTATOR
'Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.' - BARRY DAVIES
'Viv Anderson has pissed a fatness test.' - JOHN HELM
'The referee was only five or seven yards away from that incident.' - PETER DRURY
'The substitutes are all on the bench, and that's where they'll start the match.' - BARRY DAVIES
'It's deja vu all over again.' - GARY BLOOM
'He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off' - GEORGE HAMILTON
'Two late goals, both in the last twenty minutes...' - JON CHAMPION
'If there's going to be another goal, it's surely going to be a fourth.' - ROB PALMER
'When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one.' - GEORGE HAMILTON
'At the beginning it was a 90 minute game, at halftime it was a 45 minute game and now it's even shorter.' - ABC COMMENTATOR
'Madrid are like a rabbit dazed in the headlights of a car, except this rabbit has a suit of armour, in the shape of two precious away goals.' - GEORGE HAMILTON
'He had no chance of beating Schmeichel from there, but it was always worth a try.' - ALAN PARRY
'From that moment the pendulum went into reverse' - GERALD SINSTADT
'And latecomers to this game, mainly Rangers fans, are surprisingly coming in late' - CHICK YOUNG
'Ardiles strokes the ball like it was a part of his anatomy.' - JIMMY MAGEE
'Anelka was travelling so fast that he couldn't keep his own feet' - CLIVE TYLDESLEY
'As the seconds tick down, Belgium are literally playing in time that doesn't exist.' - GUY MOWBRAY
'A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.' - PETER DRURY
'I'm sure coach Frank Rijkaard will want the Dutch to go on and score a fourth now - although obviously they'll have to score the third one first.' - ANGUS LOUGHRAN
'He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.' - CLIVE TYLDESLEY
'And Swansea have an uphill mountain to climb now.' - JOHN HARDY
'There’s 30 minutes gone and we’re in the first quarter of the game.' - JON CHAMPION
'He's scored the winning goal three minutes after being sent off' - CANADIAN COMMENTATOR
'Lampard, as usual, arrived in the nick of time, but it wasn't quite soon enough.' - ALAN PARRY
'The tall team takes the low road into the lead' - MARTIN TYLER
'As he was running away, the left back brought him down like a rabbit in full flight' - THIERRY ROLAND
'Without the ball, he is a different player' - PETER BRACKLEY
'Ziege hits it high for Heskey who isn't playing' - ALAN GREEN
'They've maintained their unbeaten record between the legs.' - BARRY DAVIES
'There's always one [FA Cup 3rd round upset] and the egg at the moment is heading squarely for Charlton's door' - STEVE WILSON
'Here he comes...with his left foot' - RON JONES
'He's working hard, one moment he's on the left, the next moment he's on the right. At the moment he's in the middle.' - RON JONES
'The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.' - GEORGE HAMILTON
'The eiderdown of this 2-0 lead is a lot more comfortable than the blanket of 1-0.' - GEORGE HAMILTON
'What that situation really needed was a little eyebrows.' - GEORGE HAMILTON
'The midfield are like a chef, trying to prise open a stubborn oyster to get at the fleshy meat inside.' - GEORGE HAMILTON
