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Post by salopstick on Dec 24, 2010 13:14:34 GMT
turning right at a roundabout and crashed into an old bird who cut me up
she said "i knew you were turning right but thought i could make it, my husband will go mad"
stupid cow
crack in my bumper, massive dents in her doors ;D
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Dec 24, 2010 13:21:11 GMT
You should have slapped the daft twat, threw her into the back seat and dented her doors a little more...
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Post by Northy on Dec 24, 2010 13:23:57 GMT
Glad you are both all right, or does she have a black eye now I got cut up by an old dear in Tesco early this morning, she came out of a side aisle, cut me up and carried on  |
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Post by salopstick on Dec 24, 2010 13:39:18 GMT
she was shaken, i was fuming, i gave her my number she aint having my insurance
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Post by myleftboot on Dec 24, 2010 14:23:02 GMT
If she cracked your bumper you should have blown her back doors off ;D.
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Post by jamlander on Dec 24, 2010 18:35:43 GMT
Well Al look on the bright side, at least you've got the right fuel in today, Al  |
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Post by salopstick on Dec 24, 2010 18:40:01 GMT
Well Al look on the bright side, at least you've got the right fuel in today, Al that was the mrs |
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Post by jamlander on Dec 24, 2010 18:41:50 GMT
Ohhhh no it wasn't ;D
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Post by truckerged on Dec 25, 2010 11:36:53 GMT
bet she voted tory
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Post by salopstick on Dec 25, 2010 12:00:24 GMT
mcintyre is looking for new acts, give him a bell |
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Post by bolders on Dec 25, 2010 12:03:22 GMT
yeah cause if she voted labour she would be too stupid and poor to even drive lol
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Post by BoxxyTheLost on Dec 25, 2010 12:22:13 GMT
yeah cause if she voted labour she would be too stupid and poor to even drive lol That would've actually been mildly funny. Then you add "lol" on the end. rolfcopterlmaosaurus. |
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Post by bolders on Dec 25, 2010 14:42:05 GMT
Sorry sam had to put the lol on the end so that others didn't jump down my throat because they can't see humour.
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Post by salopstick on Dec 25, 2010 14:43:10 GMT
where was the humour
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Post by Orbs on Dec 25, 2010 14:44:55 GMT
You remind me of Nick Clegg Salop.
One turn to the right and you end up in a fucking car crash.
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Post by salopstick on Dec 25, 2010 14:51:25 GMT
You remind me of Nick Clegg Salop. One turn to the right and you end up in a fucking car crash. you remind me of a cunt merry christmas cunt |
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Post by scfc11 on Dec 25, 2010 15:51:16 GMT
You remind me of Nick Clegg Salop. One turn to the right and you end up in a fucking car crash. you remind me of a cunt merry christmas cunt  |
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Post by salopstick on Dec 25, 2010 18:00:51 GMT
yep thats my sig and your point?
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Post by scfc11 on Dec 25, 2010 19:40:04 GMT
salop, do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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Post by salopstick on Dec 25, 2010 20:06:20 GMT
salop, do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? i dont know, why dont you tell me your experiences of it |
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Post by mermaidsal on Dec 25, 2010 20:10:24 GMT
salop, do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? And here's another warning for persistent, gratuitous shit-stirring. It's the season of goodwill to all men (and even women) ffs  |
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Post by scfc11 on Dec 25, 2010 20:15:03 GMT
Season of goodwill? What for? Just another day.
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Post by scfc11 on Dec 25, 2010 20:20:55 GMT
Merry christmas salop. I'm only joking. Don't take it to heart. Please.
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Post by mermaidsal on Dec 25, 2010 20:23:13 GMT
Merry christmas salop. I'm only joking. Don't take it to heart. Please. btw has anyone else noticed the marked similarity between scfc11's prose style and waitingforwaddo's clipped, punchy, award-winning ad man's prose style?? Just a thought.. ;D |
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Post by mickyd on Dec 25, 2010 20:50:12 GMT
turning right at a roundabout and crashed into an old bird who cut me up she said "i knew you were turning right but thought i could make it, my husband will go mad" stupid cow crack in my bumper, massive dents in her doors ;D Back to thread; watch out for her getting some expert help from a family member and her suddenly altering her story to say that she thought you were at fault. It's a common trick admitting guilt and then blaming the other party. |
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Post by PickSCFC on Dec 25, 2010 20:52:16 GMT
turning right at a roundabout and crashed into an old bird who cut me up she said "i knew you were turning right but thought i could make it, my husband will go mad" stupid cow crack in my bumper, massive dents in her doors ;D Back to thread; watch out for her getting some expert help from a family member and her suddenly altering her story to say that she thought you were at fault. It's a common trick admitting guilt and then blaming the other party. I wouldnt blame her if she did...... |
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Post by salopstick on Dec 25, 2010 20:58:41 GMT
turning right at a roundabout and crashed into an old bird who cut me up she said "i knew you were turning right but thought i could make it, my husband will go mad" stupid cow crack in my bumper, massive dents in her doors ;D Back to thread; watch out for her getting some expert help from a family member and her suddenly altering her story to say that she thought you were at fault. It's a common trick admitting guilt and then blaming the other party. cheers mate, her husband tried it on yesterday. the location of the crash on the roundabout says it was my right of way, she has no chance |
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Post by PickSCFC on Dec 25, 2010 22:07:00 GMT
Back to thread; watch out for her getting some expert help from a family member and her suddenly altering her story to say that she thought you were at fault. It's a common trick admitting guilt and then blaming the other party. cheers mate, her husband tried it on yesterday. the location of the crash on the roundabout says it was my right of way, she has no chance If thats the case then stick a claim in mate, fuck em |
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Post by BoxxyTheLost on Dec 26, 2010 1:33:11 GMT
Merry christmas salop. I'm only joking. Don't take it to heart. Please. btw has anyone else noticed the marked similarity between scfc11's prose style and waitingforwaddo's clipped, punchy, award-winning ad man's prose style?? Just a thought.. ;D I've noticed that they both spout a complete load of bollocks 99% of the time, does that count? |
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Post by salopstick on May 20, 2011 14:42:54 GMT
still ongoing with the insurers, however did you all know that speeding isnt a factor in insurance claims
LAST WEEK
Dear Mr Salop
I write with regards to the above claim and further to previous correspondence.
We have received the Third Party’s sketch and statement and I have reviewed this today. I have advised the Third Party’s Insurer that their driver’s version of events would still indicate his fault in this matter as he has still failed to give way to the right, despite his version of events being very different to yours.
We await their response and continue to chase them for an admission of liability.
TODAY
Dear Mr Salop
I have now spoken with the Third Party Insurer. They confirm receipt of our earlier letter, and have now reviewed it.
Unfortunately, they continue to dispute liability. When I challenged this, quoting Road Traffic Law, they were unable to explain why they hold you at fault. At their request I have again supplied your Statement and Diagram, in the hope that this will finally explain to them that the fault clearly lies with their Insured, having failed to give way to the right at a roundabout.
Yours sincerely,
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