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Post by Jimmy Cooper on Dec 23, 2010 0:13:11 GMT
scot.tk/Click on the "Profile" link, then scroll down to "Peter is single and is looking for a lady friend". Your thoughts on his approach to securing a soul mate/spreading his wild oats?
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blaow
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Post by blaow on Dec 23, 2010 1:23:01 GMT
How the fook did you find that? I'd give him 9 out of 10 just for the clarity. The preferred waist-to-hip ratio table shows just the kind of organisational skills that make me want to open up and swallow.
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Post by One-Two on Dec 23, 2010 1:28:31 GMT
What a nutcase ;D
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Post by santy on Dec 23, 2010 7:09:52 GMT
Surely the oatcake needs to adopt a persona and gradually introduce this man to our style of thinking, I'm pretty sure we could eventually arrange for Rhodesy to lose his virginity to him and the GDB will finally have done what no other has done, got a ginger person sex without the use of rohypnol.
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Post by Jimmy Cooper on Dec 23, 2010 15:27:40 GMT
Ah, but what are Rhodesy's waist measurements? If he's not suitable for bearing children he'll never be chosen.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2010 15:34:46 GMT
Has anyone tried his number? ;D
07796 790 745
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Post by french toast on Dec 23, 2010 15:35:41 GMT
Surely the oatcake needs to adopt a persona and gradually introduce this man to our style of thinking, I'm pretty sure we could eventually arrange for Rhodesy to lose his virginity to him and the GDB will finally have done what no other has done, got a ginger person sex without the use of rohypnol. ;D ;D ;D
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blaow
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Post by blaow on Dec 23, 2010 15:39:07 GMT
I'm texting him my measurements now... I'll let you know the reply
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Post by french toast on Dec 23, 2010 15:41:10 GMT
someon ring him
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Post by amancalledhorse on Dec 23, 2010 15:56:40 GMT
"Education: Obviously, I am a highly educated person and so an educated mature woman or a young woman with the potential to learn would be ideal. A woman reading this and able to send me emails can assume that the chances are that she is smart enough for my requirements."
So, he wants a woman smart enough to send an email.
Bravo, dickhead.
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Post by 4yannie on Dec 24, 2010 8:06:51 GMT
Hahahaha!! Oh dear......must be desperate to give out his number on the world wide web.....that should ring alarm bells for any woman with brains!
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Post by tinysticks on Dec 24, 2010 20:15:03 GMT
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Post by Beardy200 on Dec 24, 2010 20:24:34 GMT
"Education: Obviously, I am a highly educated person and so an educated mature woman or a young woman with the potential to learn would be ideal. A woman reading this and able to send me emails can assume that the chances are that she is smart enough for my requirements." So, he wants a woman smart enough to send an email. Bravo, dickhead. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by scfcrmagic on Dec 24, 2010 22:23:03 GMT
You lot are gonna toy with him bit like a cat with a mouse except a whole lot worse ........*snigger* ;D
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scfc11
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Post by scfc11 on Dec 24, 2010 22:27:28 GMT
I tried phoning him, no answer unfortunately.
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Post by DansViews on Dec 24, 2010 23:32:37 GMT
He would like to start having sex without contraception straight away lol!
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Post by Rocket88 on Dec 25, 2010 1:05:14 GMT
Mar Lady just said she will ring him for a laugh,& just shout, 'KNOB', but not on Christmas Day. I encouraged her, but she said no.
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Post by burberrybassist on Dec 25, 2010 8:25:47 GMT
How could any woman resist!?
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Post by liathroid on Dec 25, 2010 16:13:32 GMT
PUT A HAIRY HAND OVER YOUR FLUTE
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