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Post by StokieMatt on Dec 16, 2010 22:27:24 GMT
Something bloody brilliant happened today ;D took me a while after thinking what happened n i started laughing to myself in newcastle. A little kid ran at a pigeon but the pigeon didnt move just stood there. then there was this awkward moment when the kid didnt know what do next, so he kicked out. and booted this pigeon a good meter ;D the kids face was a pisser, he looked horrified ;D share yours  |
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Post by frasier45 on Dec 16, 2010 22:39:50 GMT
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Post by bradscfc on Dec 16, 2010 22:43:18 GMT
There were a few of us having a Fifa tournament and we were all picking our teams at random (4 1/2 - 5 Star only) There were 4 of us and the first 3 (me included) get something like Barcelona, Chelsea and Bayern. Then my mate did his and got Sevilla. so I said.... "You're in Sevilla/severe trouble" We all laughed for hours and they told me how funny I was. I'm such a pisser  |
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Post by Orbs on Dec 16, 2010 22:46:43 GMT
Perhaps you should start a new thread Brad......
"What's the funniest thing to happen to you this year..................... when you have been smoking weed"
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Post by MetalPotter on Dec 16, 2010 22:46:55 GMT
When I was out with a couple of mates playing footy one of them needed a crap dead badly and we were quite away from anyone's house and he refused to go in a bush. I heard him fart then he said " Oh no! I've shit myself" I couldn't actually believe it as he is one of them people who you think it would never happen to. I just fell over and nearly chocked to death with laughter. He had phoned his Mum shortly before this to ask to pick him up I still don't no what he told her when she arrived a couple of minutes later.
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Post by bradscfc on Dec 16, 2010 22:48:26 GMT
Perhaps you should start a new thread Brad...... "What's the funniest thing to happen to you this year..................... when you have been smoking weed" I have never smoked Weed* *This may not be 100% true |
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Post by Orbs on Dec 16, 2010 22:49:45 GMT
Perhaps you should start a new thread Brad...... "What's the funniest thing to happen to you this year..................... when you have been smoking weed" I have never sucked anyone's cock* *This may not be 100% true |
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Post by bradscfc on Dec 16, 2010 22:50:41 GMT
I have never sucked Orbital's cock* *This may not be 100% true |
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Post by Orbs on Dec 16, 2010 22:55:36 GMT
I remember taking this pic of you.......  |
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Post by bradscfc on Dec 16, 2010 22:56:44 GMT
Everyone knows I have a thick, manly moustache.
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Post by Orbs on Dec 16, 2010 22:58:10 GMT
Everyone knows I have a thick, manly moustache. Is that a problem when the jizz gets stuck in it? |
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Post by bradscfc on Dec 16, 2010 23:01:28 GMT
I just lick it off, I have a pretty big tounge.
Just ask Boother's sister
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Post by Orbs on Dec 16, 2010 23:03:42 GMT
I just lick it off, I have a pretty big tounge. Just ask Boother Ok I will. Night now I'm tired Bradders. |
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Post by bradscfc on Dec 16, 2010 23:05:34 GMT
I'll be up in 5, see you there.
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Post by tampon on Dec 16, 2010 23:32:55 GMT
Last night I laughed with a mouth full of snakebite & black and spat it all over a fat girl. That was pretty funny but the funniest thing that happened to me all year was when I went camping with my ex:
We'd taken a couple of rackets and ball and were just knocking it back and forth to each other trying to get to 50 in a row without dropping it. Got pretty boring pretty fast but we couldn't stop until we got to 50, that was the rule... after aaaages of getting to like 37 then dropping it we were getting really really pissed off. Anyways we were going really really well, getting to the high 40's and getting really excited, counting out loud as we were doing it... 46, 47, 48, 49! and I had the 50 hit... I shouted '50' like Stoke had just scored but missed the ball.
Never laughed so hard in my life, both of us were lying on the floor rolling around not being able to breathe for ages. Everybody else on the camp site were starting to look worried.
Guess you had to be there, it was funny honest.
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Post by marra315 on Dec 16, 2010 23:39:14 GMT
i took my kids and niece out to buffet island last week and we all sat at the table discussing how luck i was to have won a few (well 5 ) mascot packages , my niece said to me how do ya do it ? .... my 8 yr old son shouts up " is coz shes shagging all the players " !!! bless him , after dying i saw the funny side but still wonder if he acually knows what he said !
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Post by PoisonedDonkey on Dec 16, 2010 23:53:37 GMT
Is it sad that the most I've laughed all year has been on the GDB?
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Post by bradscfc on Dec 16, 2010 23:56:47 GMT
Is it sad that the most I've laughed all year has been on the GDB? ??? Only if it wasn't at my posts |
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Post by jonesinamillion on Dec 17, 2010 0:25:05 GMT
Redundancy
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Post by One-Two on Dec 17, 2010 0:43:29 GMT
Is it sad that the most I've laughed all year has been on the GDB? ??? I hope not ;D Same with me  |
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Post by jamlander on Dec 17, 2010 18:55:21 GMT
I took my lad and two of his mates, all 12 year olds, to my mothers on the way to a Stoke match to see my sister who was over for the day. On leaving as I gave my two year old neice a kiss I got a huge chant of paedo paedo paedo ;D No idea how they found out |
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Post by andrewguk on Dec 18, 2010 7:00:47 GMT
I can't remember the funniest thing of the year but the most recent I can remember was on my stag do in October!
Me and my mates were stoned out sitting in this bar having a drink when I noticed a cat walking around the place.
Well, the cat then decided to sit on the floor next to my mate & I knew that the cat was ready to jump onto my mates lap (He had no idea the cat was there!)
I casually said 'Tom' & as he turned round to talk to me the cat pounced onto his lap!!!
He jumped a mile ;D
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Post by Chunky Lover! on Dec 18, 2010 7:08:04 GMT
Hijacking a milk-float style vehicle in Bangladesh as there were seven of us and we couldn't be arsed to wait for taxis. Six of us were sat in the back as the seventh pushed because we were low on fuel and couldn't get it started - the look on the guys face when he realised that we'd got it started and his legs wouldn't carry him fast enough was priceless!!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Dec 18, 2010 15:37:32 GMT
I wanked into an eggcup.
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