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Post by scfcrmagic on Nov 30, 2010 7:45:35 GMT
Not to be confused with Oatieleek (an Oatie from Leek),........I think we should have our own alternative version.......with a few random, made up facts ...such as ????? ... And it's about here I grind to a halt ...so over to my oatie pals for help !!  |
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Post by frasier45 on Nov 30, 2010 8:00:25 GMT
That's me lost ??? ;D
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Post by wigginbird on Nov 30, 2010 8:15:25 GMT
Didn't we have a thread of made up facts about oatie posters some months back
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Post by Meggsy on Nov 30, 2010 10:09:25 GMT
Mumf resides in an unknown mental institute and the bint he refers to as Ilda is actually Fred who snuggles up to him every night.
Fred is 45 with flowing ginger locks and a big bushy beard, Fred previously worked in a BP garage on the late shift. He was diagnosed as clincally insane after killing 2 old ladies who constantly wanted a Ginsters sausage roll after 12pm. Fred would get over there and bring the sausage roll back to place under the bullet proof shieild and the women would snigger and go 'oh duck its a pastie we want' this went on for months until Fred finally snapped and ambushed them dressed as a packet of Prawn cocktail crisps.
Mumf is on many a sedative daily.
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Post by elystokie on Nov 30, 2010 11:25:10 GMT
Mumf resides in an unknown mental institute and the bint he refers to as Ilda is actually Fred who snuggles up to him every night. Fred is 45 with flowing ginger locks and a big bushy beard, Fred previously worked in a BP garage on the late shift. He was diagnosed as clincally insane after killing 2 old ladies who constantly wanted a Ginsters sausage roll after 12pm. Fred would get over there and bring the sausage roll back to place under the bullet proof shieild and the women would snigger and go 'oh duck its a pastie we want' this went on for months until Fred finally snapped and ambushed them dressed as a packet of Prawn cocktail crisps. Mumf is on many a sedative daily. That is utter utter bullshit! It was an Esso garage Fred worked in.... |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 30, 2010 12:48:40 GMT
Somebody find the "Strange but False" thread.  |
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Post by mermaidsal on Nov 30, 2010 13:18:33 GMT
Mumf resides in an unknown mental institute and the bint he refers to as Ilda is actually Fred who snuggles up to him every night. Fred is 45 with flowing ginger locks and a big bushy beard, Fred previously worked in a BP garage on the late shift. He was diagnosed as clincally insane after killing 2 old ladies who constantly wanted a Ginsters sausage roll after 12pm. Fred would get over there and bring the sausage roll back to place under the bullet proof shieild and the women would snigger and go 'oh duck its a pastie we want' this went on for months until Fred finally snapped and ambushed them dressed as a packet of Prawn cocktail crisps. Mumf is on many a sedative daily. That is utter utter bullshit! It was an Esso garage Fred worked in.... ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by mermaidsal on Nov 30, 2010 13:19:07 GMT
Somebody find the "Strange but False" thread. Boother is really a 47 year old woman called Geraldine |
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Post by kiwistokie on Nov 30, 2010 18:20:31 GMT
stokie on a spying mission
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Post by jamlander on Nov 30, 2010 18:28:44 GMT
Sausages' christian name is Cameron.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 30, 2010 18:56:39 GMT
Somebody find the "Strange but False" thread. Boother is really a 47 year old woman called Geraldine Sal is an angry Scottish nationalist called Morag. |
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