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Post by MarkWolstanton on Sept 25, 2010 0:12:44 GMT
For those you despise. Yuletide will be on you sooner than you think and often the most difficult gift is the ones you have to buy for people you don't want to! It looks like our good friends the Vale supporters might have solved this annual problem! I present you with The Port Vale Miscellany written by Phil Sherwin. It follows on from classics like Jeff Kent's memorable offerings such as Back to Where We Once Belonged. Confusingly Jeff was talking about Vale's return to the now Championship level rather than their more familiar position in the former Fourth Division! Phil a nice lad with a hobby finding problem writes a column about our down trodden neighbors in the Sentinel and has been the official Vale statistician for years. Not that listing the Vale's achievements is too trying a task. I can rattle off a last ten years history without much effort: 1999 - 2000 Relegated. Its the Councils fault, we will be back! 2000 - 2001 LDV massive! 2001 - 2002 Well we won't be back straight away obviously 2002 - 2003 Administration. Its the councils fault. If only we had our illegal market but Valiant 2001 will save us! 2003 - 2004 Foyle in. We will be back soon now! 2004 -2005 Oh dear 2005 - 2006 Oh fuck 2006 - 2007 Desperate fuck! 2007 -2008 League Division Toilet fuck, fuck, fuck fucking hell! 2008 - 2009 Phew! Fuck! 2009 - 2010 Watching Vale becomes cheaper than a purchase from the Pound Shop. Our loyal fans are back! 2010 - 2011 We are going to win the league. Mickey is God. Of course he won't piss off the minute he gets offered a proper job! www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/sport/Port-Vale-Valiants-rich-history-brought-book/article-2681497-detail/article.html |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2010 0:23:51 GMT
A Warrington Wolves season ticket.
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Post by JoeinOz on Sept 25, 2010 6:48:00 GMT
And if they are ever in the same division as us they will get bigger crowds than us.
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