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Post by stokecityscott on Mar 26, 2008 14:42:08 GMT
Where do you think we need to strenghin most, i say up front, all our goals seem to have dryed up, lets hope kamara does sign today like i have been told
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 26, 2008 14:43:26 GMT
There was a German woman recently who went in for an operation for a bad leg, and she came out with a new anus.
Bloody remarkable, when you come to think about it. A new bumhole, marvellous.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2008 14:49:08 GMT
Then there was the guy who went to have his tonsils out and woke up with a second penis attached to his knee.
I like turtles.
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 26, 2008 14:51:52 GMT
Of course, Robots will take over in the end.
Will Smith will have to save us again, either as a cop on the mean streets of LA, or a gifted pilot, or as part of a secret society governing alien activity on earth.
One things for sure, we're in for a rocky ride!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2008 14:56:40 GMT
To be honest my money is on Man Yoo for the title.
As for Will Smith, he’s a poor mans Ben Affleck. He could have easily single handily stopped Pearl Harbour if he so wished.
Ever seen a blind man cross the road?
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Post by miltonstokie on Mar 26, 2008 14:56:54 GMT
randomness at its best
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 26, 2008 14:59:44 GMT
I honestly believe that Phil Brown is naturally that colour.
Affleck couldn't strap Matt Damon's boots on. We learned all we needed to know re: Affleck in Daredevil. He was blind....sensed things by vibration. Totally wank superhero though - he couldn't see a thing?
Ever see a young growing old?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2008 15:04:01 GMT
I think it’s something to do with global warming and Hugh Jackman.
Although they are actually both myths.
I’m hungry.
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 26, 2008 15:06:30 GMT
Possibly, though it's doubtful Socialism in it's previous form will ever be seen again.
Have some cabbage.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2008 15:16:21 GMT
Cabbage is Beelzebub’s fodder.
I believe that children are the future, treat them well and let them lead the way.
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 26, 2008 15:20:04 GMT
It's easy for you though, sat in your ivory tower with your ivory mugs and ivory Television.
When does your Dad get back from Uganda?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2008 15:24:12 GMT
He’s got a stint in Kenya then Outer Mongolia first. Not due back for a while.
I did ask him to send you a postcard and bring some rock back for you though.
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Post by vestanpance on Mar 26, 2008 15:29:30 GMT
Yeah, well. last time he went and told me he was bringing me something nice i got gential herpes.
My groin still smells like Ski Yoghurt and all he did was laugh. He's got a mean streak for a compassionate lover.
Speaking of which, when was the last time you heard from Boris & Fingers? We had tickets for Atomic Kittens reunion tour but the fucker still hasn't paid.
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Post by mcscooby on Mar 26, 2008 15:39:26 GMT
Congratulations, you've won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect £50.
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Post by bilko264 on Mar 26, 2008 15:45:21 GMT
did you see that film last night? no me neither
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2008 15:46:16 GMT
Boris and Fingers fucked off to New Zealand with Badger and Trev (as soon as they found that 2nd “room” in Jersey they were on the first plane out of here). We could always advertise the 2 spare tickets on Ebay unless there are any other websites more appropriate to advertise things for sale you can think of?
How did it go with Geoff last night?
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