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Post by Robo10 on Sept 15, 2010 9:47:28 GMT
Some from me :-)
1 - I will not drink from (or even touch) my favourite Stoke City tea mug on a match day
2 - I will not do a poo on the morning of a match, no matter how desperate or uncomfortable this becomes. I did a poo on the morning of the Man City game in 1998/9, and look how that turned out
3 - Usual lucky underpants story, in that if we win I wear the EXACT same set of clothes to the next game, including pants and socks. Never wear plain black socks to the game just in case!
Anybody else suffer from this complete nonsense?
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Post by Mozzaa on Sept 15, 2010 9:56:09 GMT
1. I predict we lose so we win; this however can be dubious as I predicted to win on Monday night ;D
2. Never hoover on The Saturday
3. And never come on the computer before the match
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Post by choppyc on Sept 15, 2010 10:02:15 GMT
As I walk passed the Ritchie statue I always kiss my finger tips and place the kiss on the Stoke badge on the plaque to the great man.
I enter the same turnstile that I used the previous match ,but only IF we won our previous match ,but change if we didn't.But if we drew our previous match and I'd take a draw ,I reuse the same turnstile.
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Post by Trubritt on Sept 15, 2010 10:11:20 GMT
I have quite a few rituals as well,silly really as we all know none of them make a blind bit of difference to the result.
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Post by fortressbritannia on Sept 15, 2010 10:13:37 GMT
I always go through the same turnstile at the match
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Post by stokester1989 on Sept 15, 2010 10:20:05 GMT
never wear my shirt on match days
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Post by twocats on Sept 15, 2010 11:29:58 GMT
I always sit in the same seat lol
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Post by monkhousestokie on Sept 15, 2010 11:45:01 GMT
Some from me :-) 1 - I will not drink from (or even touch) my favourite Stoke City tea mug on a match day 2 - I will not do a poo on the morning of a match, no matter how desperate or uncomfortable this becomes. I did a poo on the morning of the Man City game in 1998/9, and look how that turned out 3 - Usual lucky underpants story, in that if we win I wear the EXACT same set of clothes to the next game, including pants and socks. Never wear plain black socks to the game just in case! Anybody else suffer from this complete nonsense? Re: Point no. 2 - I'm moving seats you eggy sod.
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Post by stokie23 on Sept 15, 2010 12:21:58 GMT
Walk to the game down the side of the canal, even though this is a longer route. Stand at front row to watch the players warm up, but MUST be in my seat 30 rows back as the flag is carried up onto the Boothen End. Never at any point of the game go downstairs for drinks, food, or use of the toilets, no matter how much they are needed. Put the stop watch on as soon as the added time bored comes up.
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Post by mermaidsal on Sept 15, 2010 12:26:03 GMT
The lucky Sal matchday bra is starting to show its age now but played its small part in Monday's result I'm glad to say, it's still a top supporter ;D
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Post by actongatestokie on Sept 15, 2010 12:27:06 GMT
Oh god, i'll be here all day! I'll just spew out a few... ;D
1) Always use an odd numbered turnstyle until we lose at home, then swap to an even one until we lose again. ;D
2) Always go in with my shoes untied, then tie them whilst sitting in the seat.
3) Never ever have my hair cut on the day of a home game!
4) Don't wash my home shirt until we lose a home game. Apologies to those in Block 31... ;D
Believe me, there's more!
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Post by mermaidsal on Sept 15, 2010 12:28:56 GMT
I always sit in the same seat lol Me too ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2010 12:37:23 GMT
2 - I will not do a poo on the morning of a match, no matter how desperate or uncomfortable this becomes. I did a poo on the morning of the Man City game in 1998/9, and look how that turned out I think i'd rather have a shit at home and have us lose a game than go for a dump in the bogs in the ground. Christ, that must be horrific if nature ever calls when you are inside The Brit. I'd be tempted to just shat myself and sit in my own faeces for a few hours. Probably the better option.
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Post by Robo10 on Sept 15, 2010 12:40:26 GMT
At least you wouldn't die of fag fumes in your own seat :-)
4 - If for some reason I am moved off Bus 4 from the Knype/Bidder Supporters Club coaches for logistical reasons, we always lose. A point I've made to John and Kim a number of times!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2010 12:42:19 GMT
At least you wouldn't die of fag fumes in your own seat :-) 4 - If for some reason I am moved off Bus 4 from the Knype/Bidder Supporters Club coaches for logistical reasons, we always lose. A point I've made to John and Kim a number of times! Ha ha. I'm always on Bus 3 mate.
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Post by madeinstoke on Sept 15, 2010 12:44:29 GMT
always kiss my tattoo with "mum" on it before i put my shirt on.
have to do it, or else i've been known to walk up by the power league with no top on kissing my arm!!!
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Post by stokiekey on Sept 15, 2010 12:51:48 GMT
Always wear a hoody, with the promotion seasons top over it. Thats my only ritual really
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2010 13:11:06 GMT
Fromafar's ritual:
Never go to the match.
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Post by Targaryen Stokie on Sept 15, 2010 13:15:40 GMT
Fromafar's ritual: Never go to the match. ;D
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on Sept 15, 2010 16:43:56 GMT
I always touch the Block 24 board at the britannia at the vic i always went in the same turnstile.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Sept 15, 2010 16:49:19 GMT
Fromafar's ritual: Never go to the match. ;D
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Post by Beardy200 on Sept 15, 2010 16:53:24 GMT
I have one. I don't give a fuck about dozy rituals or superstitions that never have and never will have any bearing whatsover on the result of the game.
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Post by Robo10 on Sept 15, 2010 18:37:16 GMT
Or posting on threads you have no interest in...
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Post by Janet in ST5 on Sept 15, 2010 18:43:00 GMT
I gave in and wore my match winning pants on Monday, plus my winning t-shirt, went in Gate 18 (always a queue at the on when others are empty!), and we won. I try to tell myself it's nothing to do with what I'm wearing, which way I walk up to the ground, who I buy my Oatcake off, which gate I go in, but there's just some things you have to do!
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Post by StokieSC on Sept 15, 2010 18:47:19 GMT
I used to have a ritual/habit of eating a full back of chewing gum during a match.
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Sept 15, 2010 18:52:16 GMT
1 Never drive past the Brit on the A50 before A game. 2 must have 2 Newcastle browns from hem Heath. (Had 3 once and we lost so only 2 now)
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Post by Robo10 on Sept 18, 2010 8:55:24 GMT
Right, tester for today.
Couldn't wait for a dump, so if we lose you know why.
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Post by scfcmacca on Sept 18, 2010 9:35:23 GMT
drag my arse out of bed
go for a shit
go bookies
come back for some oaties
go get some beers down me (but not today)
and then watch the match thinking i have helped the team to a win today but knowing my rituas mean nothing at all ;d
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