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Post by mozzer on Sept 10, 2010 11:18:58 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2010 11:23:05 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by stockportpotter on Sept 10, 2010 12:12:48 GMT
No Woman, no Kai.
NO Woman no Kai. (To the tune of no woman no cry by Bob.)
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Post by PONTAFCE on Sept 10, 2010 12:14:55 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D quality
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Post by Butters on Sept 10, 2010 12:22:44 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by GeezyPeezy on Sept 10, 2010 13:32:29 GMT
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Post by stokingstokie on Sept 10, 2010 16:10:26 GMT
...with a superb song. Really magnificent work from the scousers!
To the tune of No Woman No Cry...
'No Woman, No Kai' ;D So Simple but brilliant! Reckon we can get this one going or a similar one!?
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Post by StokieBoy31 on Sept 10, 2010 16:20:19 GMT
;D
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Post by nico007 on Sept 10, 2010 18:33:51 GMT
evertons song 4 rooney 2morrow. to the tune of englands three lions.the words go. he loves a pro. he loves a pro. he loves them rooney loves a pro. two tarts on is lap another 12 in waiting.coleen stuck at home baby in the making
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Post by nico007 on Sept 10, 2010 18:43:11 GMT
evertons song 4 rooney 2morrow. to the tune of englands three lions.the words go. he loves a pro. he loves a pro. he loves them rooney loves a pro. two tarts on is lap another 12 in waiting.coleen stuck at home baby in the making
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Post by mozzer on Sept 10, 2010 18:44:13 GMT
The best line in the piece for me is this one "But unfortunately this is the guaranteed outcome when you hitch your wagon to an arse-faced millionaire with the brain of a stuffed gibbon."  |
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Post by tuncaysanli20 on Sept 10, 2010 18:46:56 GMT
thats awful
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Post by nico007 on Sept 10, 2010 18:49:15 GMT
30000 song sheets handed out 2morrow at everton
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Post by StokieBoy31 on Sept 10, 2010 18:52:18 GMT
;D he will get some stick tomorow
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Post by nico007 on Sept 10, 2010 18:53:46 GMT
too right he will fat shrek twat
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2010 19:07:24 GMT
'No woman no Kai' is a song I've heard they'll be singing.
Along with 'your just a fat dirty bastard'
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Post by mozzer on Sept 10, 2010 19:08:48 GMT
Another good piece from earlier in the year.
VIEIRA MISTOOK WHELAN FOR NAZI SOLDIER
PATRICK Vieira has defended his attack on Glenn Whelan by claiming he was in the middle of a Word War Two flashback.
The Manchester City star was charged with violent conduct by the FA after match referee Alan Wiley threatened him with nothing more than a week in the cooler.
City supporter Charlie Reeves said: "The two of them went in for the tackle and the next minute Vieira shouted 'Vive la Resistance!' and started hoofing him in the crackers.
"After he got up, I'm sure I heard him call Whelan an 'occupying Nazi pig', which I thought was a bit strong."
Vieira faced further censure from Stoke City after staff discovered a network of tunnels leading from the away side dressing room, believed to be part of an escape plan by the Frenchman.
Groundsman Wayne Hayes said: "We knew there was something wrong because the pitch is now the same height as Row F in the main stand. I watched the game again and you can clearly see Vieira emptying soil from his shorts during a corner kick. It's like we’ve been infested by enormous French moles."
Attending the initial FA hearing, Vieira was taciturn, refusing to give anything but his name, position and squad number. The meeting was nearly adjourned as he was wrestled to the ground after attempting to take a suicide pill.
City boss Roberto Mancini said: "When we signed Patrick, we knew that along with the great experience his age brings we were getting the kind of eccentricity that occasionally makes him think he's a freedom fighter trying to liberate Le Havre.
"I will speak to him about his conduct as soon as I can find him, as he currently thinks he's having a torrid affair with Edith Piaf."
Stoke get a few mentions in the spoof articles.....a good site for a giggle.
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Post by baddo on Sept 10, 2010 19:13:49 GMT
I quite like the sound of thousands chanting this one:
"Who's that slapper in the lowry
who's that dirty f@kin wh0re
Its a thousand pounds a pop
and she said you were a flop
and u wont be sH@ggin colleen anymore"
Taken from a Toffees forum.
;D
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Post by Funky on Sept 10, 2010 19:37:12 GMT
I've heard Rochdale will be singing "Who's the bastard in the black" this weekend, the ref is in for some grief.
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Post by st2potter on Sept 10, 2010 19:41:58 GMT
I quite like the sound of thousands chanting this one: "Who's that slapper in the lowry who's that dirty f@kin wh0re Its a thousand pounds a pop and she said you were a flop and you wont be sH@ggin colleen anymore" Taken from a Toffees forum. ;D ;D ;D ;D deffo robbin that bad boy |
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