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Post by jpm64 on Mar 20, 2008 8:38:05 GMT
To celebrate Tomorrow's Festival of Football try this one .....  |
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Post by thebigmalbowski on Mar 20, 2008 8:40:15 GMT
Fuck me i wish the pitches in the championship were as smooth as my fingers
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feedthebeast
Academy Starlet
Please Dont Feed The Beast He's Had Enough!!!
Posts: 240
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Post by feedthebeast on Mar 20, 2008 8:54:26 GMT
Look tony this is how long our longest pass of the day was unlike your bully boy hoof ball style
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Mar 20, 2008 9:01:43 GMT
1, er, 2 - sorry, I always get stuck counting any further, what comes next?
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Post by kn1ghty on Mar 20, 2008 9:12:19 GMT
We lost because the grass was this much too long.
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Mar 20, 2008 9:20:12 GMT
"This is the length of my penis"
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Post by ManderBeast on Mar 20, 2008 9:22:27 GMT
'oh my god im freakin; out, why on earth do my finger bend out at the end?'
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Mar 20, 2008 9:23:57 GMT
evil floating letters P & A play jedi style mind trick on pardew
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Mar 20, 2008 9:32:20 GMT
"Right, imagine I'm the left finger and Curbs is the right. Both fingers do a similar job for me so I wonder if West Ham and Charlton would notice if we swap again?
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Post by ben88 on Mar 20, 2008 9:52:21 GMT
BREAKING NEWS : Pardew blames bad sex life on state of fingers,
"i think later on in the season after the cold weather stops cracking my fingers and ive had my manicure i should be scoreing alot more"
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Post by tijuanabrass on Mar 20, 2008 10:00:59 GMT
"...fly away Peter, fly away Paul.
Comeback Peter, Comeback Paul."
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Post by scfc147 on Mar 20, 2008 10:10:30 GMT
Big Fish! Little Fish!
Cardboard Box!
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Post by ted1965 on Mar 20, 2008 10:11:55 GMT
if only my penis was this long when hard my wife wouldn't be always telling me she wanted to be sleeping with Liam Lawrence
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Post by Do it inthe Prem for 3rdminute on Mar 20, 2008 10:22:46 GMT
If I concentrate hard enough then everything that Paul Macenna told me will come true, all the pitches will become smooth and we will start scoring goals.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Mar 20, 2008 10:31:42 GMT
That's right Alan, that's now two clubs you've completely fucked up.
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Post by madeinstoke on Mar 20, 2008 10:36:16 GMT
if i put the ends of these fingers in my ears i can't hear all the stoke fans calling me a fucking big wet wank mardarse cunt
;D
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Post by ted1965 on Mar 20, 2008 10:38:36 GMT
That's how many games the Chairman says I have to turn it around
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Post by sovietonion on Mar 20, 2008 10:46:04 GMT
But which one do the fans want me to pull out of my arse?
;D
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Post by sovietonion on Mar 20, 2008 10:47:12 GMT
Desperate Pardew now 'Dowsing' for wins  |
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Mar 20, 2008 10:47:21 GMT
"Damn, i really should've washed my hands this morning, i still have a piece of shit on my left finger from last night!! EDIT-See top of his left handed finger I swear that is a blob of poo. |
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Post by sovietonion on Mar 20, 2008 10:48:55 GMT
Blimey, Tony was right. If I look at the Beast like this, he does look thinner!
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Post by sovietonion on Mar 20, 2008 10:51:53 GMT
Pardew rues luck in superglue and pane of glass incident.
'I might be free when the weather picks up' says beleaguered Addicks Boss.
Ok, enough now. ;D
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Post by Denis Smiths fow staith on Mar 20, 2008 11:08:58 GMT
Anyone like my impression of E.T. next to a mirror ?
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Mar 20, 2008 13:31:26 GMT
"Hmmm which should I use to press the 'self-destruct' button?"
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Post by ersaurebot 1, 000, 000 views on Mar 20, 2008 13:42:11 GMT
yes, im going to spend more games in the furture sitting on players shoulders, wish he'd move his feckin arms though like.
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