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Post by Arthurdollar on Jul 16, 2010 8:11:39 GMT
Just mimed a single on GMTV after being interviewed the hardfaced bitch. Ironically the song is called "Being in love again".  I can see the ugly munter cunter cow re-recording that a few more times in her lifetime. Rant over, i hate the fucker and NO i would not.  |
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Jul 16, 2010 8:15:56 GMT
You would though wouldn't you?
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Post by isaaccox on Jul 16, 2010 8:27:34 GMT
She's a cunt but i'd drill her.
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Jul 16, 2010 8:33:35 GMT
She's a cunt but i'd drill her. Drill her? Well that's certainly a step up from 'Three Guys, One Hammer' mate. |
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Post by mistersausage on Jul 16, 2010 8:43:54 GMT
I wouldn't even let her blow me. She's a pig. A disgusting, repugnant media whore who will do ANYTHING to get her vile pug ugly face into the press.
She's no better than a cheap and nasty prostitute and she's as ugly as fuck.
Munter supreme and a complete cow. Why would anyone want to have their personal space polluted by that sack of spunk is beyond me.
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Post by Yorkshirepotter on Jul 16, 2010 8:54:08 GMT
I wouldn't even let her blow me. She's a pig. A disgusting, repugnant media whore who will do ANYTHING to get her vile pug ugly face into the press. She's no better than a cheap and nasty prostitute and she's as ugly as fuck. Munter supreme and a complete cow. Why would anyone want to have their personal space polluted by that sack of spunk is beyond me. Couldn't have put it better myself. A pox ridden whore of the lowest order. Has anyone else notice the the more plastic surgery she has, the more she looks like a bad transvestite? |
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Post by jacksscfc on Jul 16, 2010 9:03:10 GMT
Fucking ugly, plastic, big lipped, media arse licking, gold digging, bitch of the highest order.
She makes Alicia Duvall, and Jodie Marsh look fit.
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Post by juggusheadus on Jul 16, 2010 9:10:36 GMT
Perfectly summed up Mr Sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by ravenonthewing on Jul 16, 2010 9:40:51 GMT
She looks like she wants a good wash ....and I bet her hind and four quarters taste like rotten mackerel  |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jul 16, 2010 10:01:10 GMT
It wont be long now till she is ready to be melted down and turned into football shirts. ;D
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Post by lew86 on Jul 16, 2010 10:43:42 GMT
bet her snatch is like an open grid. How people continue to lick her arse is beyond me.
Absolutely vile person.
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Post by neoisd1 on Jul 16, 2010 12:01:03 GMT
I'm no fan of the woman either, but credit where it's due, she has a fucking shit load more money than I do!
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Post by bradscfc on Jul 16, 2010 12:09:54 GMT
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Post by bradscfc on Jul 16, 2010 12:12:03 GMT
To me, she's the fifth Beatle
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Post by addistokie on Jul 16, 2010 12:17:29 GMT
Vile vile vile!! and you men say women bitch |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jul 16, 2010 12:19:02 GMT
what a bag of old wank. show her how should be done Paul.... |
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Post by mistersausage on Jul 16, 2010 12:30:31 GMT
She's female scum of the worst kind. The thing is, it's women who tend to like her, saying things like "she's a role model" and "she's made herself a success". Truth is, she turned herself into the living equivalent of a blow up sex doll, then she prostitutes herself at every available opportunity without any shame or dignity whatsoever. I've hardly met a bloke who has said he'd fuck her. Just imagine what she will look like in 10 years time (she'll look like stallone in a dress) She's one fucked up woman that's for sure, but then again, most women are fucked up anyway and aren't even aware of it |
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Post by lew86 on Jul 16, 2010 12:37:51 GMT
"Watch the programme"- I'd rather stick my cock in a mincer love. She's got lips like Shawn Wright-Phillips.
Watched the first two lines of lyrics and had to switch it off.
If I was her agent I'd refrain from unleashing that fucking cumpot on the world.
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Post by mistersausage on Jul 16, 2010 12:40:54 GMT
"Watch the programme"- I'd rather stick my cock in a mincer love. She's got lips like Shawn Wright-Phillips. Watched the first two lines of lyrics and had to switch it off. If I was her agent I'd refrain from unleashing that fucking cumpot on the world. So she's got a mouth like a dogs cunt then ;D To go with her fanny like a half eaten mega kebab with chunks spilling out all over the place and dripping with what looks like mayo gone off  |
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Post by badger on Jul 16, 2010 12:41:16 GMT
She's a cunt but i'd drill her. It would be like a wizards sleeve owd, you'd be able get your leg in there. |
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Post by bradscfc on Jul 16, 2010 12:42:11 GMT
what a bag of old wank. show her how should be done Paul.... What show was it that used to always show him singing 'baby baby' at 0:42 Was it Shooting Stars? |
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Post by mistersausage on Jul 16, 2010 16:58:31 GMT
Her next 'career move' will be to pretend she's bisexual to try to get in the media 'ZZZzzzz' and appeal to those 5'1" sweater wearing, tatooed, crew cutted troglodytes to gain a few extra quid.
Oh I forgot. She's tried that one already ;D
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jul 16, 2010 17:28:37 GMT
Bet her gash is like a slice of pepperoni pizza! (throws up)
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Post by potterglen on Jul 16, 2010 19:00:44 GMT
Can't be doing with her myself but she does keep earning the wedge AND about three years ago while she was on Children In Need she gave away a Sensory Room for Special Needs children(was her sons) - about £6 grands worth. She may have a face like a deflated balloon but there is a streak of decency in there.
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Post by neoisd1 on Jul 16, 2010 19:04:12 GMT
Can't be doing with her myself but she does keep earning the wedge AND about three years ago while she was on Children In Need she gave away a Sensory Room for Special Needs children(was her sons) - about £6 grands worth. She may have a face like a deflated balloon but there is a streak of decency in there. Got to agree with that  |
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Post by mistersausage on Jul 17, 2010 13:10:52 GMT
Didn't you question for one moment that she knew full well the publicity she would get from.
1. Giving the room away? (publicly obviously)
2. Reminding people that she has a disabled son?
The nasty, trannie like whore wouldn't fart without selling the airspace to Hello or some other shitrag for women with vaccuous craniums.
She's a whore on every level.
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Post by jamlander on Jul 17, 2010 13:32:53 GMT
Must be a very clever girl to make so much dosh promoting the two very visibly enhanced assets that she has and, of course wasn't the genetalia on show a few years back ;D Thought you'd appreciate someone who promoted their "parts" Mr Sausage |
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Post by mistersausage on Jul 17, 2010 13:36:05 GMT
Must be a very clever girl to make so much dosh promoting the two very visibly enhanced assets that she has and, of course wasn't the genetalia on show a few years back ;D Thought you'd appreciate someone who promoted their "parts" Mr Sausage Not like that mate. She has no dignity, no class, and the appearance of an ageing salford trannie. I prefer a bit of class. Kidman, Theron, Watts, Knightly etc. If I want a bit of 'rough' then Charlotte Church (the slim version), Stacey off beastenders, or Lily Allen would do me. |
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Post by jamlander on Jul 17, 2010 13:48:45 GMT
Just teasing mate, I understand exactly where you're coming from however in these tasteless times in which we live she's the top act and I do admire her ability to rake in the dosh. I do take exception to you slighting Lily Allen - now she is class  |
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Post by mistersausage on Jul 17, 2010 13:49:59 GMT
Lily Allen is just naturally very pretty. I'd love to fill her gob with my cock.
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