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Post by Arthurdollar on Jul 12, 2010 12:47:54 GMT
A very good friend of mines is really suffering with horrible painful bum problem. And i know there are some very educated Medical people and maybe sufferers on this Board. Advice please. Thanks in advance.  ;D p.s. And its affecting his love life.  |
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Post by ihaveadream on Jul 12, 2010 12:50:25 GMT
Tell Christiano he needs more lubrication
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Post by mermaidsal on Jul 12, 2010 12:51:57 GMT
Seeing a doctor is often a useful place to start In serious cases there are surgical procedures, sometimes they disappear on their own (like many women I got a beaut when I was pregnant but it hasn't been seen since), there are good over the counter products too but mainly he/she needs to get a doctor to have a good look up there first to see how bad the problem really is (occasionally worse things are self-diagnosed as piles, so that needs ruling out too). (And if I've taken this question too seriously, well that's just typical ;D) |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jul 12, 2010 13:16:10 GMT
Seeing a doctor is often a useful place to start In serious cases there are surgical procedures, sometimes they disappear on their own (like many women I got a beaut when I was pregnant but it hasn't been seen since), there are good over the counter products too but mainly he/she needs to get a doctor to have a good look up there first to see how bad the problem really is (occasionally worse things are self-diagnosed as piles, so that needs ruling out too). (And if I've taken this question too seriously, well that's just typical ;D) Thanks Aunt Sal, your ever loving Wurzul Gummidge. ;D |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jul 12, 2010 13:18:28 GMT
Rumour has it that if you give Salopstick a flump and a can of Irn Bru, he'll suck that little bugger right out and clean up with his tongue afterwards.
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Post by mermaidsal on Jul 12, 2010 13:24:32 GMT
Thanks Aunt Sal, your ever loving Wurzul Gummidge. ;D  |
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Post by jacksscfc on Jul 12, 2010 13:32:31 GMT
Go to a M. Barrymore party and ask him and his mates to sove them back in for you with the use of their candlewicks..........No more piles but your arse will be as sore. |
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Post by happychappy on Jul 12, 2010 13:58:16 GMT
Isnt this one of the first signs of monkey aids?
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Post by ravenonthewing on Jul 12, 2010 15:17:08 GMT
Anusol is your friend I'm saying know more except having an internal changed my life  |
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Post by ravenonthewing on Jul 12, 2010 15:19:29 GMT
PS... Does this mean I have my brown wings or my dr does ?
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Post by comeonstoke2009 on Jul 12, 2010 15:32:50 GMT
scissors ;D
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Post by saturnuranus on Jul 12, 2010 15:49:15 GMT
PS... Does this mean I have my brown wings or my dr does ? Raven, I hope the doctor wasn't pulling a similar expression to your avatar at the time  |
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Jul 12, 2010 16:35:30 GMT
A friend of mine??? It's not shamefull to admit you have piles mate, i have had them on and off for years.........big dirty red grapes aswell!!! Anusol is good but failing that a sharp knife ;D |
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Post by mermaidsal on Jul 12, 2010 18:13:15 GMT
PS... Does this mean I have my brown wings or my dr does ? If you have actual brown wings flapping around down there, deffo see the doc! ;D |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jul 12, 2010 18:28:19 GMT
Did I ever meet this friend of your mate? |
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Post by slicko on Jul 12, 2010 18:30:32 GMT
Anusol...the G spot bullet...shoots right to the heart of the problem
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Post by ravenonthewing on Jul 12, 2010 19:20:29 GMT
PS... Does this mean I have my brown wings or my dr does ? If you have actual brown wings flapping around down there, deffo see the doc! ;D I will but, I like to wait for a locum as my usual Dr isn't very good looking It makes a difference when they're plunging |
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Post by ravenonthewing on Jul 12, 2010 19:25:01 GMT
Anusol...the G spot bullet...shoots right to the heart of the problem a little tip - push the fat end up first, not the point |
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Post by Orbs on Jul 12, 2010 19:29:46 GMT
You sound like an expert Frase ??? |
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Post by slicko on Jul 12, 2010 19:34:44 GMT
Anusol...the G spot bullet...shoots right to the heart of the problem a little tip - push the fat end up first, not the point haha...tried it once...farted...killed the cat |
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Post by potterglen on Jul 12, 2010 19:48:46 GMT
Jeez, this is funny. Get the Germoloid on them you poor sod, had one after giving birth and could hardly walk. Great after having your pelvis ripped open to give birth - and she looks just like her father! There's no justice.
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Post by ravenonthewing on Jul 12, 2010 19:50:02 GMT
You sound like an expert Frase ??? unfortunately, I am orby baby If ever you need them pushing up you know where I am |
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