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Post by scfcrmagic on Jun 14, 2010 5:59:09 GMT
Just to set the record straight..for the lads..we gals do not sit around in cafe's with a skinny latte discussing the fact we're constipated....... I talk about football ......mainly !!  |
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Post by french toast on Jun 14, 2010 6:37:38 GMT
likely story
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Post by Northy on Jun 14, 2010 6:44:17 GMT
I must have missed that advert, along with all the other 'women's plumbing' ones I blank out on during the break.
The only thing with wings that should be advertised is aeroplanes.
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jun 14, 2010 6:45:10 GMT
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jun 14, 2010 6:49:58 GMT
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Post by Northy on Jun 14, 2010 6:51:05 GMT
that and a couple of pints of real ale, it's out quicker that Usain Bolt out of the blocks
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Post by french toast on Jun 14, 2010 6:56:05 GMT
ill sort wends problem out with my pork sword  |
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Post by mistersausage on Jun 14, 2010 7:40:44 GMT
Just to set the record straight..for the lads..we gals do not sit around in cafe's with a skinny latte discussing the fact we're constipated....... I talk about football ......mainly !! Yeah but you still have to wear tena lady to stop that irritating pee pee problem. I bet you also prance around the room when any ad plays the 'here come the girls' tune. You also probably read some shitty goss mag and howl with your friends about just sooooo good sex in the city is. Only women could EVER think that a handbagged faced, horse headed munter like Sarah Jessica Parker was attractive. She makes leprosy look aesthetically pleasing. Women eh ..... |
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Post by Bick on Jun 14, 2010 8:20:57 GMT
But IF you had hard stool.... you'd talk to your mates about it yea?
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Post by BrenSCFC on Jun 14, 2010 14:43:54 GMT
Bick.. Talk about it !! I would take the feckin pub and show em.
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Post by StokieMatt on Jun 14, 2010 14:47:42 GMT
But IF you had hard stool.... you'd talk to your mates about it yea? i use a pencil |
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Post by isaaccox on Jun 14, 2010 14:59:33 GMT
Mr_sausage is right, sarah jessica parker has got a horrible wrinkly bone head.Her skin is like a bowl of rice pudding.She looks like what would happen if you mix a horses head with a foot.
She is one hell of an ugly woman.
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Post by mistersausage on Jun 14, 2010 15:10:51 GMT
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Post by mermaidsal on Jun 14, 2010 17:53:05 GMT
Legendary thread in the making here... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by buxtop on Jun 14, 2010 18:00:05 GMT
Just to set the record straight..for the lads..we gals do not sit around in cafe's with a skinny latte discussing the fact we're constipated....... I talk about football ......mainly !! Wend, you're full of shit. Unless you use Dulcoease. ;D |
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Post by stokie25 on Jun 14, 2010 19:49:53 GMT
Don't you wend  ...me and my mates sit around and talk about thrush cream mostly...except one mate who talks incessantly about her chlamydia, but she is from Fegg Hayes so we mostly ignore her |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jun 14, 2010 21:17:20 GMT
Just to set the record straight..for the lads..we gals do not sit around in cafe's with a skinny latte discussing the fact we're constipated....... I talk about football ......mainly !! Yeah but you still have to wear tena lady to stop that irritating pee pee problem. I bet you also prance around the room when any ad plays the 'here come the girls' tune. You also probably read some shitty goss mag and howl with your friends about just sooooo good sex in the city is. Only women could EVER think that a handbagged faced, horse headed munter like Sarah Jessica Parker was attractive. She makes leprosy look aesthetically pleasing. Women eh ..... ..Not me ...my fav read is the Viz...and I've never watched sex in the city..and I agree Sarah JP is a munter on a stick ..oh ..and due to plenty of pelvic floor excercises i don't need tena lady.... Men eh ??  |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jun 14, 2010 21:18:22 GMT
ill sort wends problem out with my pork sword Thanks stokie 1000...what a hero !! |
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Post by salopstick on Jun 14, 2010 21:37:16 GMT
But IF you had hard stool.... you'd talk to your mates about it yea? hard stool * *sniggers |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jun 14, 2010 22:10:32 GMT
Don't you wend ...me and my mates sit around and talk about thrush cream mostly...except one mate who talks incessantly about her chlamydia, but she is from Fegg Hayes so we mostly ignore her erm ....no usually just do footy talk with the lads...don't really do girlie chat ...I'm outta my depth with all that ...don't even like shopping ... |
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Jun 14, 2010 22:27:21 GMT
I'd prefer a woman who did talk about shit tbh, my lady just talks shit. |
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Post by Northy on Jun 15, 2010 4:35:26 GMT
all your answers here www.mothernature.com/Library/Bookshelf/Books/19/58.cfmConstipation Toilet Training for Adults These days, there are no hard-and-fast rules on how often you need to move your bowels to be considered "regular." Though most people average a bowel movement somewhere between once a day and three times a week, doctors say that you are not necessarily constipated if you move your stools less frequently. Constipation is defined as a decrease in your usual number of bowel movements. 3 times a week ? I suppose it saves on bog paper  |
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Post by robdog on Jun 15, 2010 7:47:45 GMT
you should do what mathamatitions do and take a pencil and paper and try and work it out.
badum chhhhh
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Post by mistersausage on Jun 15, 2010 8:47:33 GMT
Yeah but you still have to wear tena lady to stop that irritating pee pee problem. I bet you also prance around the room when any ad plays the 'here come the girls' tune. You also probably read some shitty goss mag and howl with your friends about just sooooo good sex in the city is. Only women could EVER think that a handbagged faced, horse headed munter like Sarah Jessica Parker was attractive. She makes leprosy look aesthetically pleasing. Women eh ..... ..Not me ...my fav read is the Viz...and I've never watched sex in the city..and I agree Sarah JP is a munter on a stick ..oh ..and due to plenty of pelvic floor excercises i don't need tena lady.... Men eh ?? So you spend your day shuffling around the floor on your arse ;D Women do strange things when indoors alone. |
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Post by mermaidsal on Jun 15, 2010 18:48:37 GMT
So, the skinny lattes are on the table girls.... what were our bowel movement experiences today, fellow GDBers??
;D ;D
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Post by Northy on Jun 15, 2010 20:29:59 GMT
..Not me ...my fav read is the Viz...and I've never watched sex in the city..and I agree Sarah JP is a munter on a stick ..oh ..and due to plenty of pelvic floor excercises i don't need tena lady.... Men eh ?? So you spend your day shuffling around the floor on your arse ;D Women do strange things when indoors alone. didn't you know they can do them standing up whilst washing the dishes |
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Post by Northy on Jun 15, 2010 20:30:45 GMT
So, the skinny lattes are on the table girls.... what were our bowel movement experiences today, fellow GDBers?? ;D ;D just some waste stuff going downwards and out |
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Post by mistersausage on Jun 15, 2010 20:50:52 GMT
Seems like the girls have yet to move their bowels today.
Logjammed due to a bit of botty play I suspect ;D
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jun 16, 2010 19:26:05 GMT
..Not me ...my fav read is the Viz...and I've never watched sex in the city..and I agree Sarah JP is a munter on a stick ..oh ..and due to plenty of pelvic floor excercises i don't need tena lady.... Men eh ?? So you spend your day shuffling around the floor on your arse ;D Women do strange things when indoors alone. ..mmm yep !! beats cooking and cleaning though !! |
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Post by salopstick on Jun 16, 2010 19:27:04 GMT
im a day with out a shit brewing up a right curler
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