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Post by StokieMatt on May 31, 2010 20:33:45 GMT
i have just had all this on msn, and i want to share what a nutter hes turned into...
I took over nottingham forest in division one, I won the play-offs and guided them to promotion to the premier league, I then achieved a 14th place finish and brought revenue in excess of 20 million to the club, the fans worship me, the board think I'm the best man for the job, I've blended together a team of quality players on a shoe-string budget, and in the next season I sit 10th after 23 games.
But the form has hit a rough patch I'm limited on funds, I need to change the system, I'm thinking of resigning and taking on board a new challenge, I think I've achieved all I can at nottingham forest.
It's just all going down hill, the board are asking questions are the results, players want new contracts we can't afford, the teams riddled with injuries and suspensions, and to make things worse I lodged a complained to the football association about a referee and a got 4 man touchline ban and a 50,000 fine, tough times for me.
Its real in my eyes I feel the pressure the real managers do, footballs a results business, you either stop the rot and you get fired, its not about making friends, its about delivering points and achieving goals, the fans are expectant, and I've got questions that need answering.
Questions the board need to tell me, but If i make too many requests, they'll become unhappy and fire me. I want to know why there's no funds being made for wages, I want to know why the club aren't giving me funds to invest in the foreign markets, I want to know why they have gone back on their plans to expand the stadium and revamp the youth system, there's a lot of lies and deceipt behind the scenes at nottingham forest, alot of empty promises, and I'm expecting to keep delivering the goods week in week out!
I'm having crisis talks with the chairman on monday morning. I'm also calling the team in a day early for extra training and to see where their priorities lie, they either work with me and my football philsophys or they walk and don't look back, nobody is too big for this club, they wont dictate how I run it. We've reached breaking point, It's time for me to make the right choices.
I'm just worried. I can't sleep at night, and I know the nottingham forest fans can't either. They want me to revitalise the club and get things back on track, they don't know the true exist of corruption that is brewing behind the scenes, they don't realise that the chairman is about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke with one ear, they don't know what pressure I'm under.
I'm thinking of jumping ship. The Wycombe chairman has contacted me, he wants me to take over, he's offering me 12,000 P/W, I'm currently on 14,000 P/W, but wycombe has nicer weather than nottingham.
Another dilemma though, I've eyed up a house in Wycombe incase I go, It has a lovely balcony view of the sea, BUT, I've tried the toilet out, It took 3 flushes, AND there is a crazy woman who lives next door who talks to parrotts and keeps bringing shortbread round.
she doesn't realise how much shortbread I have though, I've had to boot my lodger out to put the shortbread in the spare room!
Its not funny, he lives in a bus shelter now! Shares a tin of beans with a man who has one sock and eats bus tickets!
there's a nutter who lives on my street in nottingham though, he's called dennis, he wears his mothers clothing and believes he's being haunted by a pigeon called trevor! AND, he plays jenga against himself using mars bars as blocks! AND, he drinks tea and coffee out of a pair of old wellington boots because he can't afford a cup.
he invents characters yeah, " dirty roy " and " underpants eric "
they call him underpants eric because he wears underpants on his head during the summer to stop his head from burning, because he can't afford suncream
and dirty roy is called dirty roy, because he never washes.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on May 31, 2010 20:59:49 GMT
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Post by scfctilidie on May 31, 2010 21:02:20 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by rhodesy on May 31, 2010 21:21:00 GMT
The joys of football manager. ;D
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Post by wigginbird on May 31, 2010 22:49:49 GMT
note to self: don't add luke on facebook
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Post by rhodesy on May 31, 2010 23:11:47 GMT
Note to Dave: he's only young, you don't know him, he's not your friend. That's the reason you shouldn't add him on facebook!  |
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Post by wigginbird on Jun 1, 2010 5:42:55 GMT
Note to Dave: he's only young, you don't know him, he's not your friend. That's the reason you shouldn't add him on facebook! I've got that muppet dave'sviews on there ;D |
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